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Cactus... That's what id be.
Why a Cactus you ask?
Why NOT is the real question!
1. Cactus's are self sufficient AF! Literally, everything they need is stored inside them, doesn't get more self sufficient than that!
2. Cactus's pose! You know what else poses? JOJO CHARACTERS POSE! Cactus's are literally real life Jojo Characters, you should be grateful that they grace you with their presence and don't steal yo girl/guy for being so lame by comparison!
3. Cactus's have needles, and so does your Grandma, so you have to love and respect Cactus's unless you want them to unleash the fury of 1000 needles upon you!
4. Cactus's have natural healing properties N Sheit! Cactus Mage on support is top tier waifu for laifu material tbh.
5. Cactus's thrive under some of the most harsh conditions year round! They don't need air conditioning, but you do
6. Cactus's have their own god, and he has a pompadour! Space Dandy would 10/10 Approve tbh.
In Summation, The Cactus is the dopest of all life forms, and we fleshy humans can only hope to be an iota as boss as Cactus's, that is all.
*Mic drops*
Why a Cactus you ask?
Why NOT is the real question!
1. Cactus's are self sufficient AF! Literally, everything they need is stored inside them, doesn't get more self sufficient than that!
2. Cactus's pose! You know what else poses? JOJO CHARACTERS POSE! Cactus's are literally real life Jojo Characters, you should be grateful that they grace you with their presence and don't steal yo girl/guy for being so lame by comparison!
3. Cactus's have needles, and so does your Grandma, so you have to love and respect Cactus's unless you want them to unleash the fury of 1000 needles upon you!
4. Cactus's have natural healing properties N Sheit! Cactus Mage on support is top tier waifu for laifu material tbh.
5. Cactus's thrive under some of the most harsh conditions year round! They don't need air conditioning, but you do
6. Cactus's have their own god, and he has a pompadour! Space Dandy would 10/10 Approve tbh.
In Summation, The Cactus is the dopest of all life forms, and we fleshy humans can only hope to be an iota as boss as Cactus's, that is all.
*Mic drops*
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