I'm a starting weeb.

smileyhead · Jan 3, 2020

thewannacryguy said:
To be a true weeb you have to watch hentai.

Baby steps.

Apathetic_Discord · Jan 3, 2020

Trash_Bandatcoot said:
Ok, I spent time looking through the list, and asking on Discord for more recommendations, here is the final list:

Animes that I will watch (in no particular order)
-Sword Art Online
-Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
-Stein's Gate
-Death Note
-Re Zero
-Konosuba
-My Hero Academia
-No Game No Life
-Tokyo Ghoul
-Cowboy Bebop
-Nichijou
-Beastars
-Non Non Biyori
-Little Witch Academia
-Tensei shitara Slime Datta Ken
-Fire Force
-Dr. Stone
-The Ancient Magus' Bride
-Puella Magi Madoka Magica
-Nichijou
-K-On
-Gantz
-Genocyber
-Evangelion (Original version)
-Elfen Lied
-Toradora
-Plastic Memories
-Clannad
-Angel Beats
-Little Busters
-Black Lagoon
-Attack on Titan
-Full Metal Alchemist
-Steins;Gate
-Log Horizon
-Fate/Zero
-Madoka
-Anohana
-Your Lie in April
-Hotorubi
-Robot Carnival
-Space Brothers
-Zatch Bell
-Mirai Nikko
-Mobile Suit Gundam
-Lucky Star

Animes that I will put on a hold for now
-Urotsukidoji
-Jojo's Bizzare Adventure
-Dragon Maid
-Paprika
-Boku no Pico
-Euphoria
-Darling in the Franxx
-Death Parade
-Parasyte Maxim
-Dragon Ball (Z)

Some standouts are, again, Konosuba, because of how much I hated in 2019, Dragon Maid, which I will put on a hold for that scene, Darling in the Franxx for spamming my Youtube recommendations, I tried to watch it during the spamwave and was disgusted by it, K-On, My Hero Academia, Cowboy Bepop and Lucky Star look fun and the other emotional animes also got me exited, just as a test to see if I'm soulless from the inside.

Thanks for the suggestions, I'll see if I can setup a My Anime List.

Ahem. Two of these things are not like the other.
I'm not religious friend, but for all that is holy...do...not...watch...them. :rofl2:

smileyhead · Jan 3, 2020

Apathetic_Discord said:
Ahem. Two of these things are not like the other.
I'm not religious friend, but for all that is holy...do...not...watch...them.

Boku no Pico can be entertaining if you watch it with friends.
As for why you would watch it alone, I'd rather not think about that.

Apathetic_Discord · Jan 3, 2020

smileyhead said:
Boku no Pico can be entertaining if you watch it with friends.
As for why you would watch it alone, I'd rather not think about that.

Granted granted...but you don't throw a starting swimmer into the middle of the ocean, surrounded by sharks, with a bleeding wound.

smileyhead · Jan 3, 2020

Apathetic_Discord said:
Granted granted...but you don't throw a starting swimmer into the middle of the ocean, surrounded by sharks, with a bleeding wound.

I mean, if he's smart enough, he'll look it up on MAL first before watching it and decide for himself.

MaxiBash · Jan 3, 2020

smileyhead said:
Boku no Pico can be entertaining if you watch it with friends.
As for why you would watch it alone, I'd rather not think about that.

I showed the list on Discord and I was already warned about Boku no Pico. I have no idea what it is about, I yet even have to see what the characters look like.

Remember, I'll just watch 1 or 2 episodes from an anime, or a half if it gets weird and I can't take it anymore. I'll watch more if I actually like it.

thewannacryguy said:
To be a true weeb you have to watch hentai.

I will use holy water on you, go back to Rule 34, where you came from!

smileyhead · Jan 3, 2020

Trash_Bandatcoot said:
I showed the list on Discord and I was already warned about Boku no Pico. I have no idea what it is about, I yet even have to see what the characters look like.

It's three episodes long. Here are the summaries from MAL.

Episode 1: Boku no Pico said:
Upbeat and effeminate Pico is working at his grandfather's coffee shop, Café Bebe, for the summer. Tamotsu is a white-collar worker looking for an escape from the mundanity of his everyday life. When they meet at the café, sparks of love and lust quickly draw the two together. Conventional notions of age, gender, and sexuality are broken down as the pair seeks carnal gratification in one another's company. But do the pleasures of flesh equate to a connection between hearts?

TL;DR: Gay porn between an adult and a minor.

Episode 2: Pico to Chico said:
The crisp rays of summer sun find the effeminate Pico embroiled in yet another heated and lustful fling. While out biking, Pico meets and befriends Chico—a lively boy not much younger than him, but leagues behind in the affairs of the flesh. After the innocent Chico shows his sister in the midst of self-pleasure to Pico, Pico takes it upon himself to educate this confused youth.

TL;DR: Gay porn between two minors.

Episode 3: Pico x CoCo x Chico said:
The young couple Pico and Chico are out for a date in town when a chance encounter has them immediately seduced by the mysterious runaway named CoCo. Pico is instantly drawn in by CoCo's spiritual outlook and feminine charms, but little does he know that the swaying of his heart will fuel the sparks of jealousy, passion, and desperation between the trio, ready to engulf them in an inferno of arousal and anxiety at any moment.

Two may be company, but is three really a crowd?

TL;DR: Gay porn between three minors, one of which looks like a girl, but has a dick.

MaxiBash · Jan 3, 2020

What is wrong with Japan sometimes?
Lets just say that the list I made is a sick joke and I will now Google every anime on this list. I do not want to watch 2 figures going for it, and by making a list like this definetly shows I'm a brainlet when it comes to anime.

Apathetic_Discord · Jan 3, 2020

Euphoria...is...better...or just as bad, depending on how you look at it.
They're at least adults, but it's weird and messed up and weird.

Like, I think it counts as hentai, and...yeah.
I know it's based on a visual novel, which had scenes of...enema to...erm...mouth.
It's also a death game, but unlike the cutesy deaths of Danganronpa, it's actually gory and gruesome.

So yeah, I'd avoid that too. Unless you carry bleach for your eyes. :wacko:

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But other than Boco no Pico and Euphoria, I believe the rest of the ones you've listed are...safe and entertaining.

Ericthegreat · Jan 3, 2020

Apathetic_Discord said:
Depends on your tastes.
One of my favourites is less action and more existentialism.

Death Parade.

Is mature, but not in a "tits everywhere" kind of mature that most Shounen titles use.

There's also Parasyte Maxim.
Also mature, but actiony. Again, less tits everywhere and more people being split in half.

Toradora is you're wanting your typical coming of age romance type. This ones friendly to all ages.

Nichijou. Think it's already been mentioned but this is probably slapstick stupidity at its peak.

Plastic Memories...Clannad...Angel Beats...Little Busters...to name a few that will treat your emotions like a stress ball.

Edit. There's also Ancient Magus' Bride.
I've yet to watch this one, but everyone I've heard of seems to give it rave reviews...really need to clear up my backlog.

I kept waiting for the one that was "tits everywhere" and ended up disappointed.

MaxiBash · Jan 3, 2020

Are you guys trying to send DEEP ECCHI shit down my throat? Nobody told me that a good handful of animes on my list has tits.

Apathetic_Discord · Jan 3, 2020

Ericthegreat said:
I kept waiting for the one that was "tits everywhere" and ended up disappointed.

Fairy Tail.
Dragon Maid.
Any of the Monogatari seasons.
Kemeko DX (Bonus points for Wiggle Wiggle AMV. THICC)
Konosuba

Should cover most bases.

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Trash_Bandatcoot said:
Are you guys trying to send DEEP ECCHI shit down my throat? Nobody told me that a good handful of animes on my list has tits.

Problem with Anime nowadays is that it's very "fan service" focused. Hell, 2 of the big 4, Fairy Tail and One Piece are quite...gratuitous with the fan service.

MaxiBash · Jan 3, 2020

I thought Dragon Maid had 1 titscene, but Konosuba has tits as well?

By tits, do you mean big boobs or actual tits? I'm so confused now! :wacko:

Apathetic_Discord · Jan 3, 2020

Nah, don't mean naked. Just very "in your face obvious".

One of the dragon maid characters has jugs so big I don't know how she can keep her balance.

For the most part, if any of the..."main stream" anime do have exposure scenes, its behind a heavy layer of "steam". Cause...ya know...steam works that way.

The Real Jdbye · Jan 3, 2020

My Hero Acadamia - Have not watched it myself, but heard good things and tipped a friend and he loves it
Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood - Possibly my favorite anime I've watched, every episode is as epic as the last and zero fillers. Supposed to be pretty authentic to the manga as well though I haven't read it so I don't know.
Death Note - Pretty much a must watch, it's one of the most iconic and memorable animes of all time. Also not too long and drawn out.
Kaze no Stigma - I've only seen a few episodes of this, it failed to get me hooked but I did like what I saw, and someone with a better attention span than me might really like it.
Naruto/Naruto Shippuuden/Boruto - People have mixed opinions on them and it's quite long so it's a lot to get into, but the benefit of starting late is that you can skip all the fillers, the result of which is a pretty great anime all around in my opinion. There is an unofficial cut called Naruto Kai (only of the original show and not Shippuuden I believe) that might make things easier. The fillers are some of the worst, but the canon episodes are usually great. Skipping the fillers probably cuts down the amount of episodes you have to watch by about half as well.

I don't actually watch that much anime so those are most of them other than the original FMA (which never had the story finished, felt kind of badly paced, and there's not much point in watching it when FMA:B exists), Bleach (which I got bored of around episode 100), Clannad (that was just kind of boring all around) and Lucky Star (which I did watch all of, it was decent filler but nothing amazing)

Trash_Bandatcoot said:
I thought Dragon Maid had 1 titscene, but Konosuba has tits as well?

By tits, do you mean big boobs or actual tits? I'm so confused now!

What's the difference?

MaxiBash · Jan 3, 2020

Apathetic_Discord said:
Nah, don't mean naked. Just very "in your face obvious".

Ah, so kind of like Kakegurui, where I clicked off the first episode because my brain couldn't handle it.

Thanks I hate it.

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Also, there's a lot of extra submitions coming in, I'll try to sort everything but it's nearly impossible at this point. MAL is my only option.

Apathetic_Discord · Jan 3, 2020

Example.

And, I mean Dragon Maid isn't...bad. The themes behind it are good. (How we're so quick to crucify things that are "different").
However there are a lot of...questionable scenes in it which...might make you feel icky.

smileyhead · Jan 3, 2020

Trash_Bandatcoot said:
Also, there's a lot of extra submitions coming in, I'll try to sort everything but it's nearly impossible at this point. MAL is my only option.

Do keep us updated on the stuff you watch and how you liked it.
Also, link your MAL profile :eyes:

MaxiBash · Jan 3, 2020

smileyhead said:
Do keep us updated on the stuff you watch and how you liked it.

I don't think you can get much positive out of me, except in some very rare cases.
And that MAL account is coming a Sunday, I hope.

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