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Pokemon is just rock-paper-scissors with extra steps.
LOL, you know what I'd bring up (Fire Emblem), to contrast that, but truthfully, it's all 1+0's, unless it's 2's.

What "this" is made up of, is a bunch of "if's" to the "than's"/"then's", unless"___".

I know for a fact, BOF III has two main flaws, but I want you to find them on your own and then, I want you to dissect them.

This is your test.

I love you as a member, but I need to know that you can find the flaws.
 
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LOL, you know what I'd bring up (Fire Emblem), to contrast that, but truthfully, it's all 1+0's, unless it's 2's.

What "this" is made up of, is a bunch of "if's" to the "than's"/"then's", unless"___".

I know for a fact, BOF III has two main flaws, but I want you to find them on your own and then, I want you to dissect them.

This is your test.

I love you as a member, but I need to know that you can find the flaws.
What? I don't have time for that. Especially as this is a shitposting thread lol. I might consider playing it for real some day though.
Kingpin PC.:huh:
Characters are blocky and it looks like it's trying too hard to be edgy and gritty.
The characters are just sprites and the game isn't even real 3D. The weapons don't require any aiming, and the later levels are just annoying mazes.
Bad translation, stuck soemwhere between RPG and platformer and doesn't excel at either one.
Akiba's Trip Undead and Undress
Persona 3 Persona 4 Persona 5
Weeb shit
Luigi's Mansion
Wario Ware Inc
Wanted a fullly fledged platformer starring Luigi? Too bad! Have this weird puzzle/exploration/adventure hybrid instead. Pass.
Wario ware is just shitty minigames that last like 2 seconds. I'd rather play the worst Mario Party game.
$20 skins that don't affect the gameplay.* Guns are RNG-based *which secretly favors those who spend more money. The only viable strategy is to build a shit load of walls and jump around blind-firing a shotgun.
Minecraft
Too popular for its own good. Cringey fanbase, and youtube is flooded with the shit.
 

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What? I don't have time for that. Especially as this is a shitposting thread lol. I might consider playing it for real some day though.

Characters are blocky and it looks like it's trying too hard to be edgy and gritty.

The characters are just sprites and the game isn't even real 3D. The weapons don't require any aiming, and the later levels are just annoying mazes.

Bad translation, stuck soemwhere between RPG and platformer and doesn't excel at either one.

Weeb shit

Wanted a fullly fledged platformer starring Luigi? Too bad! Have this weird puzzle/exploration/adventure hybrid instead. Pass.
Wario ware is just shitty minigames that last like 2 seconds. I'd rather play the worst Mario Party game.

$20 skins that don't affect the gameplay.* Guns are RNG-based *which secretly favors those who spend more money. The only viable strategy is to build a shit load of walls and jump around blind-firing a shotgun.

Too popular for its own good. Cringey fanbase, and youtube is flooded with the shit.
Preach :hrth:
 
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You'll probably enjoy it--if you like minimal censoring, play the PS1 version; if you don't care, try the PSP version.

So what's wrong with Tetris, other than the fact it has almost as many iterations as the Super Mario Bros franchise?
 
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You'll probably enjoy it--if you like minimal censoring, play the PS1 version; if you don't care, try the PSP version.

So what's wrong with Tetris, other than the fact it has almost as many iterations as the Super Mario Bros franchise?
I do believe I answered that on the first page. I'd argue it actually has more if you count all the mutli-console ports that vary a little bit from each other, and all kinds of clones and homebrew shit.
 
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