The funniest thing you’ve ever heard? Remember people, you can’t hear a picture, so this is an image-free thread
Sonic tries to use "Gotta Go Fast" as a medical condition to excuse his speeding ticket.
Bender, you're just mad because you aren't allowed on tv anymore.BOO... get off the stage!
worst. standup. ever.
To be fair hearing ur mum do the chicken dance as foreplay is fucking hilarious.your sex life