Temper Tantrums #39 - Different Folks

Kubas_inko · May 8, 2019

Memoir said:
...Postal 2... Is that a platformer?

That's "I just want to be kill by everything" game.
So also a platformer.

VinsCool · May 8, 2019

I really dig this artstyle.
A future Tempy redesign on the site could benefit from this version!

TheZander · May 9, 2019

Sounds like the guy from Alice's restaurant.

JavaScribe · May 9, 2019

CTR640 said:
Bu-bu-but... I like open world games and I want to kill everything I see. Oh wait, GTAO!

Get the what out?!

I mean Mario does basically kill absolutely anything and everything (including Yoshi, which would be a teammate) so... platformers it is, then, indeed.

CTR640 · May 9, 2019

JavaScribe said:
Get the what out?!

I mean Mario does basically kill absolutely anything and everything (including Yoshi, which would be a teammate) so... platformers it is, then, indeed.

Fuck Mario, Nintendo really should bring back Wario or make Wario 5 or something. That dude is damn badass and too funny too. Wario is underrated.

JavaScribe · May 9, 2019

CTR640 said:
Fuck Mario, Nintendo really should bring back Wario or make Wario 5 or something. That dude is damn badass and too funny too. Wario is underrated.

inb4 Waluigi

CTR640 · May 9, 2019

JavaScribe said:
inb4 Waluigi

Double badass, yeeeeeahhh!!

gnmmarechal · May 9, 2019

sarkwalvein said:
Also true.

Not necessarily. CSGO comes to mind.

Tigran · May 9, 2019

Heichart said:
Can't get kicked out if it's offline, and getting kicked out still fulfills the shoot everything criteria.

No.. Many games will end with a "You fail" message if you kill friendly targets.

Heichart · May 9, 2019

Tigran said:
No.. Many games will end with a "You fail" message if you kill friendly targets.

Doesn't stop killing everything.

Silent_Gunner · May 9, 2019

Seriel said:
Contraversial opinion: the brown haired boy looks cute.
That's all have a nice day.

It's always got to be the kawaii ones, eh? *looks at Yuno Gasai*

Dust2dust · May 9, 2019

ignare said:
Temper Tantrums is a good idea, but I don't understand why you guys literally always choose for them to be unfunny. Why not make them funny? BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT FUNNY IN ANY WAY AND COMPLETELY UNCREATIVE OH MY GOD

It could also be that you don't like this type of humor. Personnally, I found it funny. When I see something unfunny that's supposed to make me laugh, I just shrug and move along, instead of criticizing the author. At least he tried, I usually think.

jt_1258 · May 9, 2019

Doom anyone?

Taleweaver · May 9, 2019

Yup. I can imagine this sort of conversation happening with my little nephew as well when he hits early teenage years.

Me: hey buddy. It's raining, so...how about we'll play a video game today?

Him: good idea! I want to play something where I can just kill everything.
Me: erm...let's play tetris together. Is that okay?
Him: well...
Me: *stern* small hint: that was a rhetorical question. We ARE going to play tetris.

<*about 15 minutes later*>

Him: finally: a long piece. DIE, GARBAGE BLOCKS! DIE!!!! DISAPPEAR IN THE VOID IN A SPLASH OF ENDLESS SUFFERING!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Me: erm...perhaps we'll better switch to platformers?

Seriel said:
Contraversial opinion: the brown haired boy looks cute.
That's all have a nice day.

Okay, okay: I'm just curious...Bad boy charisma, or is this independent on his opinion on things?

hiroakihsu · May 9, 2019

Gotta agree with most of the comments above..."I just want to kill everything I see"=FPS.

Grmmish · May 9, 2019

"Different preferences"
Which fictional universe are we talking here?

Because if I asked everyone in the whole world their preference is "Fornite"... ._.

XD

arceus · May 9, 2019

half life is my favorite platformer

linuxares · May 9, 2019

VinsCool said:
I really dig this artstyle.
A future Tempy redesign on the site could benefit from this version!

@shaunj66 will remember this

AceX · May 9, 2019

SexySpai said:
Name one FPS game where you don't kill everything you see

Duke Nukem

raxadian · May 9, 2019

Sakitoshi said:
The moment you realize DooM is a platformer

And first person shooters in general.

"Something funny goes here."

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