Temper Tantrums #39 - Different Folks

H1B1Esquire · May 8, 2019

Sakitoshi said:
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emmauss said:
ash

I guess they had varying opinions. Maybe after sub-space emissary, someone thought it would always have a single-plane, beat'em up-mode included?

Also, isn't it rather easy to edit a Wiki entry?

This isn't as bad as someone saying, "Rocket League is a racing game because it has cars that go Vrrrrooooom!", but we are getting damn close.

ignare · May 8, 2019

Temper Tantrums is a good idea, but I don't understand why you guys literally always choose for them to be unfunny. Why not make them funny? BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT FUNNY IN ANY WAY AND COMPLETELY UNCREATIVE OH MY GOD

Deleted member 388531 · May 8, 2019

H1B1Esquire said:
There's a game I can't think of right now, but it gives the option of being stealthy or street sweeping.
Totally not MGS while you're drunk and angry or COD and my R-trig is busted.

Deus Ex is probably what you're thinking of.

sarkwalvein · May 8, 2019

Cubuss said:
I like hentai games

"Games with complex stories"

H1B1Esquire · May 8, 2019

SpiffyJUNIOR said:
Deus Ex is probably what you're thinking of.

Actually, I was thinking of this

see what I did there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) because its a "shooter"

Rabbid4240 · May 8, 2019

Sasori said:
Portal

You don't see anything that you can actually kill in Portal (besides robots). Besides, it's not an fps, it's a first-person puzzle game.

sarkwalvein · May 8, 2019

SexySpai said:
You don't see anything that you can actually kill in Portal (besides robots). Besides, it's not an fps, it's a first-person puzzle game.

But the only thing you do is -shooting- portals, so a First Person (Portal) Shooter.
Of course you also solve puzzles.

Rabbid4240 · May 8, 2019

hippy dave said:
And Sploon?

you literally see your opponents soul rise to heaven when they die. if that aint killing, idk what is

ParzivalWolfram · May 8, 2019

is

is brown-hair kid a UT reference

(i might as well be that guy, it'd happen eventually anyway)

WhiteMaze · May 8, 2019

There is a relatively new genre in the market not mentioned here.

Lootboxes.

Generally only rich kids who never worked a day in their lives prefer this type of game.

H1B1Esquire · May 8, 2019

ignare said:
I don't understand why you guys literally always choose for them to be unfunny. Why not make them funny? BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT FUNNY IN ANY WAY AND COMPLETELY UNCREATIVE OH MY GOD

https://gbatemp.net/threads/temper-tantrums-joke-submissions-thread.502791/

sarkwalvein · May 8, 2019

WhiteMaze said:
Generally only rich kids who never worked a day in their lives prefer this type of game.

Old game new name, same customers, this time you don't have to travel to Las Vegas.

WhiteMaze · May 8, 2019

ignare said:
Temper Tantrums is a good idea, but I don't understand why you guys literally always choose for them to be unfunny. Why not make them funny? BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT FUNNY IN ANY WAY AND COMPLETELY UNCREATIVE OH MY GOD

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kuwanger · May 8, 2019

Alternate answers:

"I like ponys."
"Fish and chips."
"Halting problem."
"And which do you prefer?"
"Brothers, racial stereotypes, and burning flesh."
"Platformers it is then."

Jacklack3 · May 8, 2019

Seriel said:
Contraversial opinion: the brown haired boy looks cute.
That's all have a nice day.

He looks like every generic long brown hair character.

UltraSUPRA · May 8, 2019

I enjoy platformers and fighting games more than any other genre. Especially platform fighters (Smash Bros., Powerstone, et cetera).
Shooters, RPGs, racing games (Mario Kart especially), and puzzle games come close.

Heichart · May 8, 2019

The Real Jdbye said:
Most FPS games have friendly NPCs or teammates.

Being friendly or teammate is not enough to stop a weapon.

sarkwalvein · May 8, 2019

Heichart said:
Being friendly or teammate is not enough to stop a weapon.

True, and that's when you get kicked out due to friendly fire.

Heichart · May 8, 2019

sarkwalvein said:
True, and that's when you get kicked out due to friendly fire.

Can't get kicked out if it's offline, and getting kicked out still fulfills the shoot everything criteria.

sarkwalvein · May 8, 2019

Heichart said:
Can't get kicked out if it's offline.

Also true.

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