Razer is making a gamer toaster

Silent_Gunner · May 5, 2019

Forget gaming toasters! I want gaming forks, spoons, knives, refrigerators, air conditioners, heaters, electrical boxes, printers, plates, TV stands, dressers, shelving units...

What else can we attach the gaming label to!?

Satellizer · May 5, 2019

But is it usb powered?

gamesquest1 · May 5, 2019

now people will need a matching kettle and coffee sugar and tea jars, can't have a mismatching toaster........hmmm maybe we need a microwave, cooker and fridge freezer too

BlueFox gui · May 5, 2019

aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAHahHAhaaAHAHsaioa
finally
they are fulfilling my GAMER desire

Purple_Shyguy · May 5, 2019

is this an out of season april fools joke?

Bladexdsl · May 5, 2019

i love all the comments about how leds are pointless. you are obviously NOT a pc gamer! only console fanboyz would maker that remark.

it's not about them being pointless it's about getting that LOOK and showing off how badass your rig is. we want leds and glass cases if you don't like it go back to playing your boring BOX with shitty analog controls. :rofl2:

Zonark · May 5, 2019

guily6669 said:
I actually don't like Razer products... the only thing I like from them was their special edition of star wars keyboard with the oled keys or their smallest old laptop that they made where all keyboard keys each were a oled screen, but I wouldnt get any of them since they are too expensive for me...

I don't think I will ever upgrade my cool old Saitek Cyborg Keyboard either.

I have this keyboard:

It also doesn't have any annoying lights, I always use it with backlight off and the only light on is on the touch panel above the "lamp disabled symbol" in green color but dim and small. And when I activate the backlight which is rarely is only the whole keyboard in retro amber color at min brightness and I never activate the gaming mode as it light up more lights above on the touch panel and the activates the side extra macro keys lights, it also disables windows key and activate the different color areas, never used it...

And the one I have is German layout since they didnt make a PT version of it, had to swap 2 keys and most of the symbols if not all dont also match since in windows I still use PT layout on a German layout keyboard, but couldnt careless .

Bro... Do you not Macro?

Enkuler · May 5, 2019

Bladexdsl said:
i love all the comments about how leds are pointless. you are obviously NOT a pc gamer! only console fanboyz would maker that remark.

it's not about them being pointless it's about getting that LOOK and showing off how badass your rig is. we want leds and glass cases if you don't like it go back to playing your boring BOX with shitty analog controls. we can afford this shit you can't

Wrong. Some may be, but there are also PC gamers with other priorities than you. I'm a PC gamer but I'd rather have PCs that don't cause any distraction to me when playing rather than an attention whoring PC to show-off... to whom? It's not like random people are walking in my room everyday.

Zonark · May 5, 2019

Enkuler said:
Wrong. Some may be, but there are also PC gamers with other priorities than you. I'm a PC gamer but I'd rather have PCs that don't cause any distraction to me when playing rather than an attention whoring PC to show-off... to whom? It's not like random people are walking in my room everyday.

I'm a attention whoring PC gamer... RGB bruv.
Honestly I just hope it burns the Razer logo into my toast.

guily6669 · May 5, 2019

Zonark said:
Bro... Do you not Macro?

Nop lol, I actually never used a single key of the extra 12keys of my keyboard and never install the keyboard software either to do macros

The only thing I sometimes install is just the small software to report the sound bars volume on the touch panel, but this time I didnt even install it, its stuck at showing ~90% vol from a older windows installation

.

And also gratefully they are only activated when I activate the backlight, this keyboard is so nice that backlight OFF = no shitty annoying lights anywhere, not even the sound bars...

Ryccardo · May 5, 2019

leon315 said:
But can I play MINECRAFT on this toaster?

I don't know, but you can toast pretty easily with whatever is currently playing Minecraft

dpad_5678 · May 5, 2019

I am nearly 100% sure that 12 year olds will be buying this and will start calling people with regular toasters "poor", just as they do with PC's.

BraveDragonWolf · May 5, 2019

Will I be able to play "I Am Bread" on this toaster?

Treflex · May 5, 2019

This is so wholesome. Glad they know how to have fun.

Kolyasisan · May 5, 2019

Bet it'll run Doom and someone will make a Bad Apple demo for it.

banjo2 · May 5, 2019

This looks like it'll come loaded with microtransactions necessary to even use it. Want toast? Gotta buy bread first. Society, man.

JavaScribe · May 5, 2019

They're actually doing this? I guess it makes sense, since they put all that work into the 2016 joke.

alivebacon said:
The RGB will produce some extra heat so it might actually toast faster.

LED lights don't really produce much heat. You may as well set it by a window and let the sunlight heat it up.

BraveDragonWolf said:
Will I be able to play "I Am Bread" on this toaster?

The real questions.

Rabbid4240 · May 5, 2019

Now I can electrocute myself in the bath gamer style

Silent_Gunner · May 5, 2019

Enkuler said:
Wrong. Some may be, but there are also PC gamers with other priorities than you. I'm a PC gamer but I'd rather have PCs that don't cause any distraction to me when playing rather than an attention whoring PC to show-off... to whom? It's not like random people are walking in my room everyday.

I used to have this mentality, but if I were to use RGB LEDs for anything, it'd be to watch for temperatures on my CPU/GPU, what with the custom lighting you can set on those nowadays. Yeah, there's HWMonitor, but it (and other programs) kind of fucks up the couch-friendliness of my HTPC as, if I'm using a controller for just basic things, it seems like it and some other programs kill the Steam's usage of the controller, and then I have to wait a couple of minutes before the controller starts registering input for anything desktop-related again.

FAST6191 · May 5, 2019

banjo2 said:
This looks like it'll come loaded with microtransactions necessary to even use it. Want toast? Gotta buy bread first. Society, man.

Still wouldn't be the worst toaster

As for microtransactions and DRM in food

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