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I was heavyly intimidated at high school
So.much that i broke a many time
Two of these ended with me stabbing a teen
One in the hand, one in the leg
Of course i was the one blamed
So.much that i broke a many time
Two of these ended with me stabbing a teen
One in the hand, one in the leg
Of course i was the one blamed
Last edited by Noctosphere,
Oh, now I remember the only time I got sent to the principal's office was when I refused to take my hat off for literally 10 seconds while walking down the corridor to the door to go outside.
Yeah, the principal was just like "Who sent you? They must be having quite a bad day." I totally agreed except that one teacher seemed to be always having a bad day.
Yeah, the principal was just like "Who sent you? They must be having quite a bad day." I totally agreed except that one teacher seemed to be always having a bad day.
Last edited by Uumas,
Pfft, not going to school, top-kek pranks, making buffoons of teachers, skateboarding in school, graffiti, slapping lunch tray out of peoples hands across the room, defending my reasons to have lunch with everyone, including teachers in the teachers lounge, walking out of in-school suspension, skipping class and going to the auditorium, downloading and playing roms on the school network (while also spreading the substitute teachers' login passwords), writing FOCK! on chalk/white boards with the projector screen pulled down so when the teacher pulled it up, boom!, making 1,000's of copies in the library (which caused my school to go in debt....and implement cameras), smoking in the hallways and stairwells, throwing water balloons at anyone who walked down a hallway or stairwell while I was smoking, eating a box of cereal in class (the whole class, but I shared), signing myself out of class for a month straight, putting ketchup under the lock of peoples lockers, spitting on people as I walked behind them, pissing in the garbage, dry humping a lot of people and things, creating questionable games like, "Was that my ballsweat or water?", timing things like dropping a pen to ask teachers to pick it up and pushing my table mates' face in asses, telling substitute teachers they had the wrong idea, cooking weed in brownies during home economics, reading porn for silent sustained reading, getting drunk and sleeping in the school parking lot during school until lunch,.....but I graduated with distinguished honors many times.
Don't be me.
Don't be me.
Not doing homework. Never saw the need so tended not to bother.
Hospitalising the psychos of my year in PE (they gave me a big stick and/or put spikes on my shoes... do they really expect anything else?). As it was all "accidental" most did not ban me outright (some did) but more did not care when my friends and I declined to appear and instead went and played games or went skateboarding or something.
Not being disrespectful/disruptive per se but conveying an air of disdain and contempt -- turns out teachers are keenly aware of the "those that can, do, those that can't, teach" phrase and none more so than the bad ones. Except there were no rules against that (I sat down, shut up, passed the tests, could usually be quizzed on the subject and answer as well) which only aggravated them more -- my mum at parent-teacher evening after being cornered by my French teacher asked "is he disruptive, does he talk back, does he prevent others from working...." and of course I was none of those.
Not contributing to class discussions; this was in the midst of the push to have people be creative and expressive and have discussions... none of which are me, or me when the other people in the room are only there by virtue of where their parents purchased a house and being of similar age.
Messing with computers. Though the only times it actually got serious it genuinely was not me (I knew who it was and they were not really what I might call a friend but "keep quiet" was something school taught me).
For the most part I found school easy and boring and did the bare minimum to get by before doing fun things on my own time, save for those lessons where they realised they needed to make it interesting and managed it. It seems however that is more annoying for would be educators than having to deal with an ill mannered no hoper.
Hospitalising the psychos of my year in PE (they gave me a big stick and/or put spikes on my shoes... do they really expect anything else?). As it was all "accidental" most did not ban me outright (some did) but more did not care when my friends and I declined to appear and instead went and played games or went skateboarding or something.
Not being disrespectful/disruptive per se but conveying an air of disdain and contempt -- turns out teachers are keenly aware of the "those that can, do, those that can't, teach" phrase and none more so than the bad ones. Except there were no rules against that (I sat down, shut up, passed the tests, could usually be quizzed on the subject and answer as well) which only aggravated them more -- my mum at parent-teacher evening after being cornered by my French teacher asked "is he disruptive, does he talk back, does he prevent others from working...." and of course I was none of those.
Not contributing to class discussions; this was in the midst of the push to have people be creative and expressive and have discussions... none of which are me, or me when the other people in the room are only there by virtue of where their parents purchased a house and being of similar age.
Messing with computers. Though the only times it actually got serious it genuinely was not me (I knew who it was and they were not really what I might call a friend but "keep quiet" was something school taught me).
For the most part I found school easy and boring and did the bare minimum to get by before doing fun things on my own time, save for those lessons where they realised they needed to make it interesting and managed it. It seems however that is more annoying for would be educators than having to deal with an ill mannered no hoper.
Cuz I wrote 'catcalls' on a bench
With chalk
....
I wrote 'soup's on baby!'
They thought the 'baby!' part was catcalling
Can y'all tell I'm not native English yet lol?
I didn't even play Lisa, I just like the soundtrack
With chalk
....
I wrote 'soup's on baby!'
They thought the 'baby!' part was catcalling
Can y'all tell I'm not native English yet lol?
I didn't even play Lisa, I just like the soundtrack
School days were pretty sweet but things have been getting better ever since. I would probably go so far as to say if they are the best days of your life you are either terminally boring or the experiencer of seriously bad fortune.
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