A solution to the rising airfare cost between Hawaii and the mainland

Zhongtiao1 · Oct 2, 2018

FLEX TAPE

If we made a giant bridge of FLEX TAPE connecting to the mainland from the Hawaiian islands, then we wouldn't have to fly between the two. We also wouldn't have to worry about water deaths because FLEX TAPE works under water!

FLEX TAPE will solve everything and save the day!

Thanks FLEX TAPE!

Dionicio3 · Oct 2, 2018

AmandaRose · Oct 2, 2018

Pretty sure the 4000 mile car journey would cost more for fuel that the airfare price would be lol.

Zhongtiao1 · Oct 2, 2018

AmandaRose said:
Pretty sure the 4000 mile car journey would cost more for fuel that the airfare price would be lol.

See, that's why you creat a car oowered by flex glue. It's super adhesive, so it will never go away! No need to buy gas ever again!

Subtle Demise · Oct 3, 2018

If only they had Flex Tape in 1912

keven3477 · Oct 3, 2018

It's true, flex tape and flex products can solve all of the world's problems.

drenal · Oct 4, 2018

keven3477 said:
It's true, flex tape and flex products can solve all of the world's problems.

yeah, for example if we can flex tape the sky then no more bad storms

Noctosphere · Oct 4, 2018

drenal said:
yeah, for example if we can flex tape the sky then no more bad storms

yea and no more storms leftover in Quebec

smileyhead · Oct 4, 2018

Holy cannoli, we're gonna need a lot of Flex Tape. We better get started!

Zhongtiao1 · Oct 4, 2018

smileyhead said:
Holy cannoli, we're gonna need a lot of Flex Tape. We better get started!

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Ew, metric system.

The distance isn't an issue. With flex tape being super strong and working forever, it makes rconomical sense to buy everything now. It will pay out in the end!

Noctosphere · Oct 4, 2018

Zhongtiao1 said:
Ew, metric system.

The distance isn't an issue. With flex tape being super strong and working forever, it makes rconomical sense to buy everything now. It will pay out in the end!

EW imperial system you mean
why Ewing the metric system when the entire world use it, except only 3 country
xd

Zhongtiao1 · Oct 4, 2018

Noctosphere said:
EW imperial system you mean
why Ewing the metric system when the entire world use it, except only 3 country
xd

Maybe so, but the imperial system made the US into the strongest nation on earth. The UK was the strongest nation when they used the imperial system

Noctosphere · Oct 4, 2018

Zhongtiao1 said:
Maybe so, but the imperial system made the US into the strongest nation on earth. The UK was the strongest nation when they used the imperial system

hahaha yea... no...

Zhongtiao1 · Oct 4, 2018

Noctosphere said:
hahaha yea... no...

History shows it. The imperial system has made countries stronger.

We all know that flex tape will make countries even stronger though

rileysrjay · Oct 4, 2018

whoa whoa whoa, you're thinking too small there. With the power of flex tape, we can make a bridge to anywhere in the world. What you wanna do is make a bridge spanning both the Pacific and Atlantic oceans made of flex tape. Then, whenever someone wants to cross one of your bridges, charge 'em $10 a pop. You'll be the worlds richest man in no time. You could even solve global warming by using a mixture of flex tape and flex seal to make a wall around the glaciers to hold in all the water when they melt! Or even easier, just tape the glacier back together using the power of flex tape!

smileyhead · Oct 4, 2018

rileysrjay said:
whoa whoa whoa, you're thinking too small there. With the power of flex tape, we can make a bridge to anywhere in the world. What you wanna do is make a bridge spanning both the Pacific and Atlantic oceans made of flex tape. Then, whenever someone wants to cross one of your bridges, charge 'em $10 a pop. You'll be the worlds richest man in no time. You could even solve global warming by using a mixture of flex tape and flex seal to make a wall around the glaciers to hold in all the water when they melt! Or even easier, just tape the glacier back together using the power of flex tape!

We could run a highway across the Equator.

rileysrjay · Oct 4, 2018

smileyhead said:
We could run a highway across the Equator.

First we'll make that bridge. Then once we make enough money from that bridge, We can make all sorts of smaller bridges and rake in the dough. We could make a triangle of bridges connecting mainland Asia, Japan, and Australia together, for example. The possibilities are endless! Our bridges will be so cheap that we'll put all the airlines right out of business!

Zhongtiao1 · Oct 4, 2018

rileysrjay said:
First we'll make that bridge. Then once we make enough money from that bridge, We can make all sorts of smaller bridges and rake in the dough. We could make a triangle of bridges connecting mainland Asia, Japan, and Australia together, for example. The possibilities are endless! Our bridges will be so cheap that we'll put all the airlines right out of business!

Woooooooowww!!

All this with the power of flex tape! I knew it was the perfect idea! We wouldn't have to keep killing trees anymore either, because of flex tape! We can just tape everything together!

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