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Holy fucking shit, this has to be a joke. That site is like bottom barrel 1995 geocities. If your kid really has a learning disability and this is real, then he's going to have to learn how to make websites properly-like us a program that does things automatically with a few clicks, but I still think this is a joke to get reactions and shit.

Thank you for your comments and your honesty. each his own. remember however he is only 14.
Maybe when he finishes his flash site you may like that.
Do you think better software may help ?
Well he did use a freeware program called "total web kit" (is this any good?) when he gets into it more I will maybe buy him one of the more professional software packages. eg front web or dreamweaver which he talks about. btw What do you guys use ?
Im sorry that you think his website is a joke but I'm thanking full that even so you made the effort to give some constructive critique.

The only two pieces of software he'll ever need to at least build a decent website:
-Notepad (comes with every install of Windows)
-A good image processing software like Paintshop Pro

For being able to at least create useful websites he'd need to learn about:
-html (check http://www.w3.org/)
-editing images

Practice with that, and then learn about:
-SQL
-PHP
-Javascript
So he can build decent webshops, forums, guestbooks and all other stuff clients might want to see customized.

And most of all:
-esthetics
-sociology
-writing decent English
might help...
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After that he could start with flash software... it's only, well... flashy, but doesn't add much in the terms of usefulness.

No way in hell people are paying that much if he doesn't get his act straight... But hey, I've started at that design level... There is hope yet.
Flozem, Thanks allot for all that great and very technical info. Ive printed it out and Ill hand it to Bretts tutor who will go through it. My son is very dedicated to his new hobbie and hopefully future career and he will learn all of this and many even more complex things. However this will take him time as if he learns too much at once he becomes distraught. On one occasion while he was learning about FTP his cousin (who was meant to be caring for him) began filling his mind with details about highly technical database management. In short Brett became quite agitated and began his night wetting. So we now need to be very careful about what Brett is learning and when. Anyway we will be sure to gradually incorporate these concepts into his syllabus.
P.s. He only knows about Mexicans from some horrible movie and the only time he had a Mexican taco it made him sick. He thought they did it on purpose and it has, I'm sorry to say, colored his perception of our Mexican friends.

For those of you who have not yet seen Bretts site here is the link :
www.brettgraham.tk
Please tell me what you think
 

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SAFEWAYÂ NO THEY ARE NOT THE FRESH FOOD PEOPLE THERE WAS MAGGOTS IN THE EGGPLANT I BOUGHT THERE THANKSÂ 1/10 OR MORE LIKE NOTHING

No, they are not the fresh food people
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can you please check my sons website, what do you think ?

DO I LIKE THEM?
NO ITS TOO LOD

HOW MUCH DO I LIKE THEM?
I SAID I DIDNT LIKE THEM 1/109

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CAN I HIRE YOUR SON?
 

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erm.. does he have a problem? anyway get him an xpango account so he can get some free referals
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my referal id is [edited out by mthrnite!
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] sorry if this is against the rules but he can have a good console with popularity its a good call i guess oh he had learning disability?
my bad. thats pretty good for a 14 year old with learning disability just support him.
 

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can you please check my sons website, what do you think ?

DO I LIKE THEM?
NO ITS TOO LOD

 HOW MUCH DO I LIKE THEM?
I SAID I DIDNT LIKE THEM 1/109

EDIT_
CAN I HIRE YOUR SON?

YES! Brett would be thrilled,
I'll talk to him but im pretty shure he will do this one for free
considering its his first and I think it would be great if he could include it
in his portfolio ? What do you have in mind ?
 

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can you please check my sons website, what do you think ?

DO I LIKE THEM?
NO ITS TOO LOD

 HOW MUCH DO I LIKE THEM?
I SAID I DIDNT LIKE THEM 1/109

EDIT_
CAN I HIRE YOUR SON?


YES! Brett would be thrilled,
I'll talk to him but im pretty shure he will do this one for free
considering its his first and I think it would be great if he could include it
in his portfolio ? What do you have in mind ?

I believe he was joking.
 

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wow... that website isn't the greatest thing for your eyes
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I remember my first webpage beat the hell outta that one, that's for sure
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However, I had the infamous deathskull and torch on it
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Stole most of the code and just remade stuff into my own. I used dreamweaver
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So that may have been the reason mine looked better
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Inspiration needs disease, injury, madness.
-- Chuck Palahniuk (author of the novel Fight Club)

To me the website was serviceable, but somewhat secondary to his marvelous thought process.
I would love to see, and think you should encourage this young man to try his hand at story writing or perhaps songwriting.
Above all, just encourage him to be creative. Everyone has innate talents, and even though a lot of folks will laugh at his work simply because he has a learning disability, it's worth the effort to reach those who will truly appreciate it on it's own merits.

The main thing I'd like to stress is, keep on encouraging him in any creative outlet he chooses, and don't be afraid or ashamed to let him be himself. Many of history's greatest artists had some mental challenge that actually helped them to show the world some hidden aspect of life. I'd go so far as to say artistic creativity itself can be a disability to a "normal" pragmatic life. Thinking differently though, in and of itself, is intensely important to the advancement of our species, and the enrichment of our society.

I may not be talented enough myself to actually get across what I'm trying to say, I hope you get my point.

Kudos to you for showcasing his work.
 

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can you please check my sons website, what do you think ?

DO I LIKE THEM?
NO ITS TOO LOD

 HOW MUCH DO I LIKE THEM?
I SAID I DIDNT LIKE THEM 1/109

EDIT_
CAN I HIRE YOUR SON?


YES! Brett would be thrilled,
I'll talk to him but im pretty shure he will do this one for free
considering its his first and I think it would be great if he could include it
in his portfolio ? What do you have in mind ?
OH MY GOD FOR FREE AWESOME?

One the main page it says he is a scilled photograph for funerals and DJS well my friend and DJ recently crashed a car off a house and my Dj friend died.
its a very sad time but in his well he said he wanted a website to comemorate is passing
i still have some photo of the funerel but Im not sure what kind of website he wanted so I will letbrett decide
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can you please check my sons website, what do you think ?

DO I LIKE THEM?
NO ITS TOO LOD

 HOW MUCH DO I LIKE THEM?
I SAID I DIDNT LIKE THEM 1/109

EDIT_
CAN I HIRE YOUR SON?


YES! Brett would be thrilled,
I'll talk to him but im pretty shure he will do this one for free
considering its his first and I think it would be great if he could include it
in his portfolio ? What do you have in mind ?


You're brett, arn't you?....
 

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Ok, in school, does your son take Graphic Design, Art etc?
If not I would recommend it as it teaches students about simple contrast and simple design ideas. If he wants to be a web designer, tell him NOT to just type in simple HTML, its about the interface and that is what his site lacks.
 

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Inspiration needs disease, injury, madness.
-- Chuck Palahniuk (author of the novel Fight Club)

To me the website was serviceable, but somewhat secondary to his marvelous thought process.
I would love to see, and think you should encourage this young man to try his hand at story writing or perhaps songwriting.
Above all, just encourage him to be creative. Everyone has innate talents, and even though a lot of folks will laugh at his work simply because he has a learning disability, it's worth the effort to reach those who will truly appreciate it on it's own merits.

The main thing I'd like to stress is, keep on encouraging him in any creative outlet he chooses, and don't be afraid or ashamed to let him be himself. Many of history's greatest artists had some mental challenge that actually helped them to show the world some hidden aspect of life. I'd go so far as to say artistic creativity itself can be a disability to a "normal" pragmatic life. Thinking differently though, in and of itself, is intensely important to the advancement of our species, and the enrichment of our society.

I may not be talented enough myself to actually get across what I'm trying to say, I hope you get my point.

Kudos to you for showcasing his work.

Mthrnite, thank you for your words of encouragement. I think everyone can benefit from what you said. I feel that ones creativity is just as valid as another's. I completely agree with what you said about appreciating things for what they are, and I feel that anything can be interpreted as beautiful in one way or another. We just need to be open and willing to see the best in everything. Beauty can be found anywhere, even if an artists intentions are not pure. For example many pop songs are made without feeling and for the sole purpose of gaining money and/or fame but even so many thousands can feel deeply touched and have fond memories associated with these songs.
 

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All I'm seeing a flash movie of a cheeseball 80s musicvideo and if you try and close the damn thing you get a popup text stopping you popping off one line of lyrics after another rendering un-closable.

Your retarded kid should be brutally raped by a thousand aids infested african monkeys...or you, or whoever really put that damn site up.
 

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is it legal to work at the age of 14? :wtf:

this guy asking to review his sons website sounds like 'BRETT GRAHAM' himself! =x
 

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