I hope all the switch fanbois who endlessly need to shit on the WiiU for some reason & can't shut the fuck up about it when people are discussing technical issues with their Wii-U and feel nothing but schadenfreude end up paying $300 for five year old hardware get fucked in the face with 3 year game droughts with no third party support.
I am vowing right now not to buy a switch hoping to keep that install base low enough to make sure you never see a major third party developer release just to fuck everyone of you with a brick that has no games.
PS4 bundles are on sale for $250 right now, guaranteed FF7 remake & every major third party release.
Things that have nothing to do with technical discussions of BOTW/Wii-U.
So to all you fucking "Buy a switch" idiots who chime in everytime someone discusses the Wii-U version, May your future be bleak without Metroid, the only Zelda remaster you get is Skyward sword and spirit tracks. May the only new releases you get is a Yarn version of Fire emblem.
Fuck you, fuck you all. May the switch have a higher failure rate than a RROD360, uncrackable DRM and sales that make the VRBoy look like a success.
I pray to the rarest of Pepes that this shall come to pass.
I am vowing right now not to buy a switch hoping to keep that install base low enough to make sure you never see a major third party developer release just to fuck everyone of you with a brick that has no games.
PS4 bundles are on sale for $250 right now, guaranteed FF7 remake & every major third party release.
Things that have nothing to do with technical discussions of BOTW/Wii-U.
- Switch
- Your bullshit opinion or your emotional attachment to game sales.
So to all you fucking "Buy a switch" idiots who chime in everytime someone discusses the Wii-U version, May your future be bleak without Metroid, the only Zelda remaster you get is Skyward sword and spirit tracks. May the only new releases you get is a Yarn version of Fire emblem.
Fuck you, fuck you all. May the switch have a higher failure rate than a RROD360, uncrackable DRM and sales that make the VRBoy look like a success.
I pray to the rarest of Pepes that this shall come to pass.
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