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That's based off of something by the Deadale Wives. They have other stuff out too... and the PS2 game Summoner had a scene to this MP3 as well...
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Actual Instruction Labels...
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?) (Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
On a hotel-provided shower cap: Fits one head.
=====================================================
Dumb Laws from Arizona:
~ Hunting camels is prohibited.
~ Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
~ Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
~ It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
~ You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Dumb Laws from Iowa:
~ Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
~ A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
~ It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.
=====================================================
Bizarre, But True:
In California, it is illegal to harpoon whales from a moving car.
Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.
Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
Only 55 percent of all Americans know that the sun is a star.
Every time Beethoven sat down to write music, he poured ice water over his head.
A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana.
Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns.
There are more plastic flamingos in America than real ones.
The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.
Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark
=====================================================
The following are copies of ACTUAL written statements submitted to the police on report forms. (Or at least they claim to be ACTUAL statements. You be the judge.) The drivers were instructed to give a brief statement on the particulars of the accident in their own words.
Woman Driver(WD): Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't know.
Man Driver (MD): I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my Mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
WD: The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in the bush with just his rear end showing.
MD: In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
MD: I had been driving my car for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
MD An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.
WD: The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him.
WD: I saw the slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.
MD: The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
WD: To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
WD: I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the roadway when I struck him.
MD: My girlfriend kissed me. I lost control and woke up in the hospital.
MD: When I saw I could not avoid a collision I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car.
MD: As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
MD: The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
WD: I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
MD: I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found that I had fractured my skull.
WD: I thought I could squeeze between two trucks when my car became squashed.
=====================================================
Cigars
A North Carolina man, having bought several expensive cigars, insured them against...get this...fire.
After he had smoked them, he then decided that he had a claim against the insurance company and filed. The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigar normally. The man sued. The judge, stated that since the company had insured the cigars against fire, they were obligated to pay.
After the man accepted payment for his claim, the company then had him arrested for...arson.
=====================================================
Microsoft Purchases Evil From Satan
Redmond, WA - Microsoft in a recent all cash deal has purchased evil from Satan for $2.7 billion. "We've been after Satan for some time," said CEO Steve Ballmer. "Negotiations were tough but I think both Microsoft and the Prince of Darkness are happy with this deal."
Before the purchase, Microsoft already had 15% of the evil market, now that number is closer to 100%. The Department of Justice has voiced concerns over one corporation controlling so much evil, and has begun investigations into the deal.
"We feel that there are real opportunities with evil, and that when evil is integrated it into our next generation of Windows products consumers will appreciate evil on their desktop," said Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates. "Businesses haven't been able to fully realize their evil potential. With evil integrated into Office 2001, corporations big and small will begin to see enhanced evil productivity."
"Evil is a real growing market," market strategist Frank Dresgan of Merrill Lynch said today. "Microsoft is a little late in the game, but even when they enter a market late they still tend to dominate. I think we'll see the same with evil."
"I've been dealing with Microsoft for some time," Lucifer said. "I've been at this evil thing for millions of years, and wanted a way out. I considered an IPO, but then Steve-O and Billy came along and told me about their "Evil Everywhere" plan and that was an offer I couldn't refuse."
Evil was founded by Satan close to the beginning of time. It has been growing steadily ever since, although most of the growth has come in the past five years with the development of the internet. Satan plans to retire to a small island in the Bahamas and write a column for the local newpaper.
=====================================================
The following are actual comments from each film's Customer Reviews section at Amazon.com. Original grammar and spelling have been preserved for authenticity.
20. "One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest," 1975
Jeff Machado from So. Attleboro, MA -- This is just a sloppy tyrant movie, that does not portray mental institutions correctly (I know., I was in one 6 years ago).
19. "Chinatown," 1974
Michael Barrett from Joplin, MO -- This would have been better as a one hour short feature. I'm a projectionist and I fell asleep.
18. "Psycho," 1960
Phyllis Stein (see more about me) from Midwest USA -- It's in black-and-white, which makes a movie look old right away. When Hitchcock tries to bring in the "psychological" element to the movie, it looks even worse, because it is dreadfully apparent that he has no idea what he's talking about.
17. "The African Queen," 1951
LarrBlue from Hollywood, CA -- Much of it is quite dated, and many of the scenes featuring Bogart and/or Hepburn in front of a backdrop (onto which is projected film of the water) are embarrassingly flawed. The movie "Titanic" had none of these technical problems.
16. "All About Eve," 1950
ivan beshkov from LOS ANGELES -- It takes it for granted that the viewer will want to be subjected to hours of flat-footed, uninspired misogyny, humorless misanthropy, indulgent self-loathing and contempt for "ethnic" people of lower classes, as well as thespians and their fans. It starts out as a condemnation of an upstart and ends up as condemnation of literally everything and everybody. There is no cinema in this one.
15. "Star Wars," 1977
A 12-year old viewer from Indiana USA -- Star Wars is the BEST EVER!!! And who ever thinks otherwise or brings it down with out a GOOD reason besides crying about how it has been release and re-released or about how they thought that Jar-Jar Binks was a useless character needs to get a FREAKING JOB
14. "Some Like it Hot," 1959
Dan Adler from Syracuse, New York -- Funny, but Not Always Funny Ha-Ha. Overall, it's a good movie, but probably not appropriate for children or Christians.
13. "The Bridge on the River Kwai," 1957
040458h from Canada -- The film sugar coats the real-life consequences POW's face for insubordination (there was not a single beating or execution in the entire film).
12. "Sunset Boulevard," 1950
casperilla from Gnatlanta, GA United States -- Overacting anyone? well I guess that what we expect from an ancient movie. Hmmph!
11. "It's a Wonderful Life," 1946
libertologist from New York -- There is the question as to why he would allow Uncle Billy to remain employed in the own business when it is beyond that employee's ability. that is no way to run any business.
10. "Singin' in the Rain," 1952
A viewer from Austin, TX -- annoying much of the time
9. "Schindler's List," 1993
jumpers from USA -- Hey don't get me wrong I like Holocaust movies as much as the next guy, but this one was a real let down.
8. "On the Waterfront," 1954
James Cope from Sierra Vista, AZ USA -- For some reason, I always get Charles Bronson and Marlon Brando mixed up. So for the first half hour of this movie I was looking for Charles Bronson and was seeing Marlong Brando and I was getting frustrated that I couldn't find Charles Bronson. Finally I figured it out.
7. "The Graduate," 1967
Victoria Bermudez from the Dominican Republic -- I can't understand how a movie like this, featuring the moral decadence of a society is considered a "classic". It represents the moral decay of a society. I think that the only valuable thing of this movie is the beautiful music and Hoffman's great acting. The rest is so naugthy !!
6. "The Wizard of Oz," 1939
AMY LEMASTER from ORANGE, CALIFORNIA, USA -- I LOVE THIS MOVIE AND I AM 22 YEARS OLD AND I HAVE SEEN IT 194 TIMES. THIS MOVIE IS GREAT FOR CHILDREN AND ADULTS. I HAVE A 6 MONTH OLD DAUGHTER NAMED ALLISON AND SHE LOVES IT TOO!
5. "Lawrence of Arabia," 1962
A viewer from Seattle, WA USA -- I am used to seeing movies with fast action or at least a good story. This movie has neither. Some british guy goes to the mideast and fights with turks. The screenplay never explains why he would do that.
4. "Gone With the Wind," 1939
A viewer from Miami, FL -- I tell my family that I don't like this film and they think I am crazy- but I am not.
3. "The Godfather," 1972
[email protected] from Cleveland, Ohio -- I see no justification for it, thoroughly disliked it, and have tried to forget it.
2. "Casablanca," 1942
aztecprincess from Sacramento, CA -- Since I am hearing impaired, I simply never had the chance to learn its story that seemed to hold the audience spellbound for several generations. So here I just sat and stared as the dull b&w scenes rolled slowly right by and nothing much seemed to happen. Sorry, but it was a very very bland experience for me as the deaf viewer.
1. "Citizen Kane," 1941
SPIKE DIAMOND from COLORADO -- ANYONE WHO SAYS THEY LIKE THIS FILM IS A LIAR.
=====================================================
Ode to the Spell Checker
Eye halve a spelling chequer.
It came with my pea sea.
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
=====================================================
Top Ten Things Not to Say to a Cop if Pulled Over
10. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
9. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
8. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
7. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
5. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
4. I pay your salary!
3. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
2. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
and the #1 thing not to say to a cop when pulled over this summer -
When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?) (Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
On a hotel-provided shower cap: Fits one head.
=====================================================
Dumb Laws from Arizona:
~ Hunting camels is prohibited.
~ Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
~ Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
~ It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
~ You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Dumb Laws from Iowa:
~ Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
~ A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
~ It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.
=====================================================
Bizarre, But True:
In California, it is illegal to harpoon whales from a moving car.
Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.
Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
Only 55 percent of all Americans know that the sun is a star.
Every time Beethoven sat down to write music, he poured ice water over his head.
A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana.
Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns.
There are more plastic flamingos in America than real ones.
The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.
Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark
=====================================================
The following are copies of ACTUAL written statements submitted to the police on report forms. (Or at least they claim to be ACTUAL statements. You be the judge.) The drivers were instructed to give a brief statement on the particulars of the accident in their own words.
Woman Driver(WD): Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't know.
Man Driver (MD): I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my Mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
WD: The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in the bush with just his rear end showing.
MD: In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
MD: I had been driving my car for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
MD An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.
WD: The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him.
WD: I saw the slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.
MD: The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
WD: To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
WD: I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the roadway when I struck him.
MD: My girlfriend kissed me. I lost control and woke up in the hospital.
MD: When I saw I could not avoid a collision I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car.
MD: As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
MD: The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
WD: I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
MD: I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found that I had fractured my skull.
WD: I thought I could squeeze between two trucks when my car became squashed.
=====================================================
Cigars
A North Carolina man, having bought several expensive cigars, insured them against...get this...fire.
After he had smoked them, he then decided that he had a claim against the insurance company and filed. The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigar normally. The man sued. The judge, stated that since the company had insured the cigars against fire, they were obligated to pay.
After the man accepted payment for his claim, the company then had him arrested for...arson.
=====================================================
Microsoft Purchases Evil From Satan
Redmond, WA - Microsoft in a recent all cash deal has purchased evil from Satan for $2.7 billion. "We've been after Satan for some time," said CEO Steve Ballmer. "Negotiations were tough but I think both Microsoft and the Prince of Darkness are happy with this deal."
Before the purchase, Microsoft already had 15% of the evil market, now that number is closer to 100%. The Department of Justice has voiced concerns over one corporation controlling so much evil, and has begun investigations into the deal.
"We feel that there are real opportunities with evil, and that when evil is integrated it into our next generation of Windows products consumers will appreciate evil on their desktop," said Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates. "Businesses haven't been able to fully realize their evil potential. With evil integrated into Office 2001, corporations big and small will begin to see enhanced evil productivity."
"Evil is a real growing market," market strategist Frank Dresgan of Merrill Lynch said today. "Microsoft is a little late in the game, but even when they enter a market late they still tend to dominate. I think we'll see the same with evil."
"I've been dealing with Microsoft for some time," Lucifer said. "I've been at this evil thing for millions of years, and wanted a way out. I considered an IPO, but then Steve-O and Billy came along and told me about their "Evil Everywhere" plan and that was an offer I couldn't refuse."
Evil was founded by Satan close to the beginning of time. It has been growing steadily ever since, although most of the growth has come in the past five years with the development of the internet. Satan plans to retire to a small island in the Bahamas and write a column for the local newpaper.
=====================================================
The following are actual comments from each film's Customer Reviews section at Amazon.com. Original grammar and spelling have been preserved for authenticity.
20. "One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest," 1975
Jeff Machado from So. Attleboro, MA -- This is just a sloppy tyrant movie, that does not portray mental institutions correctly (I know., I was in one 6 years ago).
19. "Chinatown," 1974
Michael Barrett from Joplin, MO -- This would have been better as a one hour short feature. I'm a projectionist and I fell asleep.
18. "Psycho," 1960
Phyllis Stein (see more about me) from Midwest USA -- It's in black-and-white, which makes a movie look old right away. When Hitchcock tries to bring in the "psychological" element to the movie, it looks even worse, because it is dreadfully apparent that he has no idea what he's talking about.
17. "The African Queen," 1951
LarrBlue from Hollywood, CA -- Much of it is quite dated, and many of the scenes featuring Bogart and/or Hepburn in front of a backdrop (onto which is projected film of the water) are embarrassingly flawed. The movie "Titanic" had none of these technical problems.
16. "All About Eve," 1950
ivan beshkov from LOS ANGELES -- It takes it for granted that the viewer will want to be subjected to hours of flat-footed, uninspired misogyny, humorless misanthropy, indulgent self-loathing and contempt for "ethnic" people of lower classes, as well as thespians and their fans. It starts out as a condemnation of an upstart and ends up as condemnation of literally everything and everybody. There is no cinema in this one.
15. "Star Wars," 1977
A 12-year old viewer from Indiana USA -- Star Wars is the BEST EVER!!! And who ever thinks otherwise or brings it down with out a GOOD reason besides crying about how it has been release and re-released or about how they thought that Jar-Jar Binks was a useless character needs to get a FREAKING JOB
14. "Some Like it Hot," 1959
Dan Adler from Syracuse, New York -- Funny, but Not Always Funny Ha-Ha. Overall, it's a good movie, but probably not appropriate for children or Christians.
13. "The Bridge on the River Kwai," 1957
040458h from Canada -- The film sugar coats the real-life consequences POW's face for insubordination (there was not a single beating or execution in the entire film).
12. "Sunset Boulevard," 1950
casperilla from Gnatlanta, GA United States -- Overacting anyone? well I guess that what we expect from an ancient movie. Hmmph!
11. "It's a Wonderful Life," 1946
libertologist from New York -- There is the question as to why he would allow Uncle Billy to remain employed in the own business when it is beyond that employee's ability. that is no way to run any business.
10. "Singin' in the Rain," 1952
A viewer from Austin, TX -- annoying much of the time
9. "Schindler's List," 1993
jumpers from USA -- Hey don't get me wrong I like Holocaust movies as much as the next guy, but this one was a real let down.
8. "On the Waterfront," 1954
James Cope from Sierra Vista, AZ USA -- For some reason, I always get Charles Bronson and Marlon Brando mixed up. So for the first half hour of this movie I was looking for Charles Bronson and was seeing Marlong Brando and I was getting frustrated that I couldn't find Charles Bronson. Finally I figured it out.
7. "The Graduate," 1967
Victoria Bermudez from the Dominican Republic -- I can't understand how a movie like this, featuring the moral decadence of a society is considered a "classic". It represents the moral decay of a society. I think that the only valuable thing of this movie is the beautiful music and Hoffman's great acting. The rest is so naugthy !!
6. "The Wizard of Oz," 1939
AMY LEMASTER from ORANGE, CALIFORNIA, USA -- I LOVE THIS MOVIE AND I AM 22 YEARS OLD AND I HAVE SEEN IT 194 TIMES. THIS MOVIE IS GREAT FOR CHILDREN AND ADULTS. I HAVE A 6 MONTH OLD DAUGHTER NAMED ALLISON AND SHE LOVES IT TOO!
5. "Lawrence of Arabia," 1962
A viewer from Seattle, WA USA -- I am used to seeing movies with fast action or at least a good story. This movie has neither. Some british guy goes to the mideast and fights with turks. The screenplay never explains why he would do that.
4. "Gone With the Wind," 1939
A viewer from Miami, FL -- I tell my family that I don't like this film and they think I am crazy- but I am not.
3. "The Godfather," 1972
[email protected] from Cleveland, Ohio -- I see no justification for it, thoroughly disliked it, and have tried to forget it.
2. "Casablanca," 1942
aztecprincess from Sacramento, CA -- Since I am hearing impaired, I simply never had the chance to learn its story that seemed to hold the audience spellbound for several generations. So here I just sat and stared as the dull b&w scenes rolled slowly right by and nothing much seemed to happen. Sorry, but it was a very very bland experience for me as the deaf viewer.
1. "Citizen Kane," 1941
SPIKE DIAMOND from COLORADO -- ANYONE WHO SAYS THEY LIKE THIS FILM IS A LIAR.
=====================================================
Ode to the Spell Checker
Eye halve a spelling chequer.
It came with my pea sea.
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
=====================================================
Top Ten Things Not to Say to a Cop if Pulled Over
10. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
9. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
8. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
7. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
5. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
4. I pay your salary!
3. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
2. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
and the #1 thing not to say to a cop when pulled over this summer -
When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
haw haw now that is sum funny ****! guys : )
here try this for the orgin of that whole internet pie fiasco
mmmmmnnnnn PIE
here try this for the orgin of that whole internet pie fiasco
mmmmmnnnnn PIE
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I really don't think that this link requires much more explanation than the title. Enjoy it.
The hax0rs are taking over the world.
-Tempest out.-
I really don't think that this link requires much more explanation than the title. Enjoy it.
The hax0rs are taking over the world.
-Tempest out.-
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not funny just plain cool
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=76478
Wily Show!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=49456
Wily Shorts 1!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=76778
Wily Shorts 2!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=76780
Wily Shorts 3!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=76924
Wily Shorts 4!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=76925
Wily Shorts 5!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=77130
Wily Shorts 6!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=77043
Wily Shorts 7!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=77044
Gonads and Strife
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee.html
counter stick 2
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=63923
more soon if i can remember them all
Rockman Neo, and the Wily Shorts.
check this out
http://planet.time.net.my/KLCC/evilriders/...aikpunya/kk.swf
check this out
http://planet.time.net.my/KLCC/evilriders/...aikpunya/kk.swf
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knew it would come, cuz they say "turn on your speakers"
but nevertheless it scared the hell outta me... waaaaaaaaaaaaaah
but nevertheless it scared the hell outta me... waaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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You gotta see this video!
http://www.smellymonkey.com/
Click the Monkey VS Robot video!
You made need to open it in media player!
http://www.smellymonkey.com/
Click the Monkey VS Robot video!
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Checking it out later, but juding from the name:You gotta see this video!
http://www.smellymonkey.com/
Click the Monkey VS Robot video!You made need to open it in media player!
"Monkey hate technology! Robot hate the monkey! They will fight eternally! MONKEY VER-SUS RO-BOT!"
I have the song.
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Wow! this commercial is just crazy! I didn't think that people would be THAT crazed about salmon.
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