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If you, religious, faithful, whatever adjective that describes your reiligous side, think you'll be insulted, ridiculed, or other negative feelings, I'd advise you not to read it. Or read it but take it as joke because that's what this is. You've been warned, don't whine about how I screwed your day after reading it, because my intention is the opposite, to entertain you.
I don't know how many religions there are in the world (take into account countless bible based cults as well)
But I'm sure at least 2 of them say "Believe in (put a name of god here) or you're going to hell"
Now if you believe in one god then you defy most of other gods.
Say your god saved you, so you went to Heaven. But remember what other religions said? That's right you went to Hell because you didn't believe in that god mentioned up there. You only have one soul (supposedly, that's what defines you)
If Heaven and Hell are not the same thing, you can't co-exist in two places at the same time, for your soul is only one and quantum mechanics we can either figure out your location or speed even if your soul has gone atomic.
Your religions Heaven is part of some other religions Hell, and your religions Hell consists of numerous other religions Heavens. Perhaps Satan and Devils are actually people on Heaven. Because some other religion had advantage over number of dead people and they bullied Christian dead people. So bible depicted them as evil creatures in hell, which actually is good people from other religions heaven.
Someone draw a picture of this it'd be hilarious
As I'm coming up with more theories I'm more convinced Heaven is Hell lol
P.S.
I've attended Christian church for a bit more than 10 years.After I lost faith, I studied Hinduism and Buddhism, Buddhism made more sense especially modern day buddhism doesn't have reincarnation crap (unless you're a monk.. I bet monks still believe in infinite death -reincarnation is more about infinite deaths than infinite births that's why you wanna get enlightened and exit the cycle-) but I grew tired of different people saying different things and not total atheist.
I wonder what would happen if I get baptized -and corresponding ceremony of all religions- by several hundred religion related people at the exact same time on my death bed. Which Heaven will I end up with? Or would it be a jingle mingle of buncha heavens and hells?
I don't know how many religions there are in the world (take into account countless bible based cults as well)
But I'm sure at least 2 of them say "Believe in (put a name of god here) or you're going to hell"
Now if you believe in one god then you defy most of other gods.
Say your god saved you, so you went to Heaven. But remember what other religions said? That's right you went to Hell because you didn't believe in that god mentioned up there. You only have one soul (supposedly, that's what defines you)
If Heaven and Hell are not the same thing, you can't co-exist in two places at the same time, for your soul is only one and quantum mechanics we can either figure out your location or speed even if your soul has gone atomic.
Your religions Heaven is part of some other religions Hell, and your religions Hell consists of numerous other religions Heavens. Perhaps Satan and Devils are actually people on Heaven. Because some other religion had advantage over number of dead people and they bullied Christian dead people. So bible depicted them as evil creatures in hell, which actually is good people from other religions heaven.
Someone draw a picture of this it'd be hilarious
As I'm coming up with more theories I'm more convinced Heaven is Hell lol
P.S.
I've attended Christian church for a bit more than 10 years.After I lost faith, I studied Hinduism and Buddhism, Buddhism made more sense especially modern day buddhism doesn't have reincarnation crap (unless you're a monk.. I bet monks still believe in infinite death -reincarnation is more about infinite deaths than infinite births that's why you wanna get enlightened and exit the cycle-) but I grew tired of different people saying different things and not total atheist.
I wonder what would happen if I get baptized -and corresponding ceremony of all religions- by several hundred religion related people at the exact same time on my death bed. Which Heaven will I end up with? Or would it be a jingle mingle of buncha heavens and hells?
