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Kaz Hirai takes the stage to mild applause. He waves awkwardly as the crowd quiets down, eagerly anticipating what's about to come next. Kaz walks to the microphone, adjusts it for his height, and then digs his hands into his own face. He gouges his eyes as he digs into his face with his nails, ripping off bits of skin bit by bit. The front row audience is covered in blood, horrified. Kaz unleashes a bloodcurdling scream as he digs deeper and deeper inside of his face, Finally he reaches his skull, and with both hands, he tears it in half. His bloodied corpse collapses onto the floor.
The crowd is deathly silent, trying to process the gruesome sight it just witnessed. No one dares make a sound.
After what feels like an eternity, something begins pushing against Kaz's stomach. It pushes and pushes, cracking ribs as it goes, until finally a figure bursts out. The crowd gasps - standing before them, naked to the eye, is Kaz Hirai's final form. He is ripped beyond belief, with biceps powerful enough to crush a blue whale's sternum.
He scans the room and chuckles. He walks to the front of the state, letting his anaconda-sized member sway with every step. Taking the microphone, he utters twelve simple words: "We have no more plans for a Vita price cut at this time."
Kaz turns around, unleashing a fart more powerful than a hundred V-2 rocket, and propels himself through the cold vacuum of space. He heads for his home planet, never to return.
Overall, it should be pretty okay.