Shitty games you still enjoy

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Well, I guess I can put Final Fantasy X and X-2 on the list. I already have the money set aside for the Remake of X for the Vita. Can't wait to play as Meg Ryan again!

Do you enjoy flogging and self mutilation as well?

The battle system makes it stomachable. Using the mute button during cutscenes helps as well.
 
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I know that gameplay is sub par (or broken lol) and the dev is Disney. But i dont know. I like collecting monsters and these ones are like pokemon in space and on steroids. Almost all of them evolve into something cooler than most legendaries...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARX5iYSYrvw
 

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Well, I guess I can put Final Fantasy X and X-2 on the list. I already have the money set aside for the Remake of X for the Vita. Can't wait to play as Meg Ryan again!

Do you enjoy flogging and self mutilation as well?

The battle system makes it stomachable. Using the mute button during cutscenes helps as well.

As much as I dislike turn based battling, FFX admittedly has one of the better systems. Everything else though is laughably bad.
 

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I enjoy a few games that most consider to be absolute crapspackle, but generally I keep my collections to the elite cream of the crop only. But for the sake of taking part...

- Sonic R. It sucks SOOOO much, but I just played through it all in one shot, unlocked all characters, and somehow didn't die of fail overdose.

- Leisure Suit Larry. Picked it up for a mere 20p, it was worth that for the 'Lesbian Nights' Grease piss-take. If you don't know what I'm talking about, youtube will amuse you this evening :)

- I can't stand the newer Final Fantasy games (everything from X-2 onwards) yet I finish them simply for the sake of keeping my set complete.

- I own and will watch the Super Mario Bros, Final Fantasy and Street Fighter movies. Utterly failtastic but I still find mild amusement within. Even Super Mario Bros has a few decent lines in it, even if most of it sucks.

- I play Warhammer 40K, even though openly admitting it is apparantly a new way of asking people to laugh at me and throw things. I couldn't care less. I have 2000 points of Tau with customised and totally unique Amethyst armour, and a Crisis Battlesuit undefeated in all combat trials to date with cherry blossom paint similar to my signature across his armour which makes one hell of an impression on the table. I played a game this afternoon and had someone beg me to teach him how to do crystaline armour, since I developed the technique and apparantly nobody around here has figured it out yet. Strange, since I stumbled across it at random and it's actually incredibly simple...
 

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Zelda Phantom Hourglass.
Easier then any Zelda game Ive played, Cell shaded graphics that I cant stand, and total reliance on touch screen.
But the story was so captivating and remains in my top 3 Zelda games of all time.
 

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Cloning Clyde. It's not all that great of a platformer or puzzler... but I had to 100% it all the same.

Also, that Yaris game for XBLA. I never had any idea what I was doing, which made the experience kind of engaging in its own, special way.
 

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Mario Sunshine
Final Fantasy XIII
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Star Fox Assult and Command ( I mean at least Assult was good, just most people SAY it sucks)

Starfox command is probably one of the worst games i've ever owned. So god damn repetitive and lacking. And forced touch screen controls (thankfully someone here hacked button controls).

I and everyone else only played it and thought they liked it because it was starfox.

And how was Mario sunshine shitty again? I last played it way back during the early gamecube years, don't remember what could've made it bad.. was thinking about ordering it off amazon.
 

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Mario Sunshine
Final Fantasy XIII
*EDIT*
Star Fox Assult and Command ( I mean at least Assult was good, just most people SAY it sucks)

Starfox command is probably one of the worst games i've ever owned. So god damn repetitive and lacking. And forced touch screen controls (thankfully someone here hacked button controls).

I and everyone else only played it and thought they liked it because it was starfox.

And how was Mario sunshine shitty again? I last played it way back during the early gamecube years, don't remember what could've made it bad.. was thinking about ordering it off amazon.
a lot of people say it is shitty because of poor programming (its FULL of random glitches), and the story is oddball, and oh, its not Mario 64.
 

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Starfox command is probably one of the worst games i've ever owned. So god damn repetitive and lacking. And forced touch screen controls (thankfully someone here hacked button controls).

I and everyone else only played it and thought they liked it because it was starfox.

And how was Mario sunshine shitty again? I last played it way back during the early gamecube years, don't remember what could've made it bad.. was thinking about ordering it off amazon.

I'm not a Starfox diehard by any means (and I hate furries) but I didn't think Command was all that bad. I kinda enjoyed it. I didn't really like Star Fox 64 and it was interesting to see it turn into like a flight action game instead of an on-rails shooter. The "turn based strategy" (I use that term lightly) was a bit useless but it wasn't that bad. I actually have a physical copy of it.

And I thought Sunshine was so godawful. Just a lot of bad, useless mechanics bundled into a half-decent platformer. I mean whoever thought of the FLUUD deserves a punch in the face.
 

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