Omegle: Funny Chat Logs

_Chaz_ · Nov 13, 2010

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: I am 12 and what is this?
Stranger: hey
You: Hey?
Stranger: this is omegle and you talk to random strangers and im 14 and a gurl and who are you??
You: I am lost and scared.
Stranger: wow
You: 5 people asked me about my... down place.
Stranger: what??
You: I'm scared and I want my mommy.
You: I have abandonment issues.
Stranger: ok go get her
You: Please don't leave me here alone.
Stranger: ok?
You: (this is the part where you leave and I post this on a forum to be funny)
Stranger: haha ok

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

mameks · Nov 13, 2010

Damn...I put some in the shoutbox...but I can't be arsed to find them v_v

Midna · Nov 13, 2010

Stranger: helllllllo (;
You: Hello mate. Do you want to join the Church of Scientology?
Stranger: DISCONNECTING!!!!!!!!

You: What is love?
Stranger: baby don't hurt me?
You: Don't hurt me
Stranger: no more?
You: *Nods approvingly*

pokeboy100 · Nov 14, 2010

Stranger: hi
You: Oh shit! It's a lion!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
they did a good job at running to the car.

EpicJungle · Nov 14, 2010

Midna said:
You: What is love?
Stranger: baby don't hurt me?
You: Don't hurt me
Stranger: no more?
You: *Nods approvingly*

LMAO!!!
Best stranger ever.

EpicJungle · Nov 15, 2010

You: what is air?
Stranger: türk ar?yorum
You: turk some chick
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

So.. I encountered the same person twice..

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: honey nut cheerios
Stranger: türk ar?yorum
You: turk some chick
Stranger is typing...

Zarkz · Nov 15, 2010

I was kinda offensive in mine, but I didn't actually mean anything I said.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: Heyyyy there
Stranger: u m or f??
You: f
Stranger: me m
You: ummmm thats the girl one, right? im not very good with words
You: f means girl
You: i think
Stranger: nah me a male........
Stranger: u from where??
You: america
You:

You: you?
Stranger: me india
Stranger: ur age??
You: 18
You: just turned18 last week
Stranger: oh....
You: had some fun
Stranger: Belated happy birthday.......
Stranger: and congrats for becoming adult.........
You: i had a partyyyyyy
Stranger: a birthday bash
You: slumber party,al girls
Stranger: ok......
Stranger: no boys??
You: well
You: we had one guy there
You: we paid him
Stranger: who was this lucky one??
Stranger: paid for what??
Stranger: what is a slumber party??
You: wouldnt you like to know

Stranger: i would like to know surely.......
Stranger: so tell me......
You: i dont no if i shuld talk to a stranger about the dets
Stranger: well it's ur wish.......
You: it was kinda personal
Stranger: i have told u my true identity
You: no u havent\
You: u said u wer indian
Stranger: ya i am and i am proud of it......
You: but u didnt tell me age
Stranger: i am from ludhiana a city in punjab, india
Stranger: i am 20 years old
Stranger: doing engineering in it
You: waitr
Stranger: information technology
You: india?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: what's ur name??
Stranger: myself Nitish Sharma....
You: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww gross! i thought you meant those ppl who used to live in america when you said indian
Stranger: nah not those......
Stranger: u thought red indians.....
You: get away from me you sick pervert! how could you lie to me like that!
Stranger: i didn't lie u pervert.......
Stranger: i said i was an indian and that means i am from india
You: how dare you take advantage of a lady like that
You:

You: I trusted you
Stranger: well i didn't do anything wrong lady
Stranger: i am from india so i am an indian
Stranger: just like u are an american
You: no, indians are the ppl who used to live in america
You: silly foreigner
Stranger: u are tottlay wrong........
You: even im not that dum
Stranger: They must be called indians but now we are called indians
You: go and eat ur curry u jerk!
Stranger: People from india are called indians
Stranger: u can search it on the internet.......
Stranger: then u will find the truth
You: but i only know facebook myspcae and omegle
Stranger: or u can ask other peoples
You: i dont know how to work anything else
Stranger: i am there on facebook
You: this laptop is in my kitchen
Stranger: u can check me out there
You: im not adding a sick lying pervert like you
Stranger: then u will find that i am an indian
Stranger: then don't add.....
Stranger: it's ur wish pervert......
Stranger: i told u my true identity
Stranger: and u think that i lied
Stranger: u are such a loser.......
You: i bet u stupid foreigners dont even know what pervert neabs
You: means*
Stranger: u have no sense.......
Stranger: i know it exactly......
You: ....
You: ....
You: i can use these dots too
Stranger: then use it............
Stranger: i am not stoping uu......
Stranger: what i know is that u are wrong and i am right.........
Stranger: and the right one always wins.......
You: i am rite
You: and i want lying
Stranger: it's right not rite......
Stranger: ok..... whatever.....
Stranger: but u were wrong......
Stranger: u considered a true boy to be wrong........
Stranger: it's ur lone wish........
You: now ur sexist?
Stranger: what's dat??
Stranger: if it is realted to sex then u are wrong.
Stranger: i am here for friends and not sex
You: how dare you accuse me of not being a woman
You: and how dare you say men are better
Stranger: i didn't say that
Stranger: why are u making things urself??
You: Stranger: u considered a true boy to be wrong........
Stranger: i didn't say men are better...
You: ^
Stranger: what's the use of this conversation if we are to fight like this??
Stranger: I DID NOT LIE
You: u started it by lying
You: that wasnt nice
Stranger: No i did not lie
You: i was crying while typing for 5 mins
Stranger: i am from india........
Stranger: U were crying??
You: yea
Stranger: then sorry......
You: i hate liars sooooooo much
Stranger: i can't make a lady cry......
You: yea u can, u just did
Stranger: but i say it again i did not lie
You: u said u were indian
Stranger: well then sorry if i hurt u.....
You: not that u wer from india
Stranger: in our country india people are called indians.......
You: in our country, indians are the ppl whos land we took
You: and that have funy names
Stranger: u can ask it from anyone....
You: like squatting bear
Stranger: i didn't mean to hurt u........
Stranger: i have heard about them but they are the red indians not just indians
Stranger: i was not wrong......
You: they are indians
Stranger: i did not lie.....
Stranger: Please
You: that us histroy book i read always said "indians"
You: not "red indians:
You: books dont lie
Stranger: ok then i must be wrong but india's people are called indians
Stranger: i am from india
Stranger: a country in asia
Stranger: that is hosting cwg games
Stranger: that has 28 states
Stranger: it is a democracy
You: and ur also a liar
Stranger: it prime minister is manmohan singh
Stranger: how should i know so much about india
Stranger: i am an Indian from india
Stranger: just visit my id on facebook
Stranger: u will find the truth there
You: facebook lies
You: stoopid
Stranger: my homeland is ludhaiana punjab india
Stranger: well but my friends won't......
Stranger: then u can see the truth.......
You: punjab? that looks like punch jab
You: so u made it up
Stranger: well a person who talks ill of someone is ill too
You: ludhaiana sounds an awful lot like lousiana
Stranger: u don't know punjab
You: so i know ur lying
Stranger: many punjabis live in canada and usa
Stranger: just search for ludhiana and punjab on the net
You: dont know what usa is, i live in america
Stranger: u will find it there
Stranger: UNITED STATES OF AMERICA..... iknow it.........
You: thats somewhere else
You: i live in america
You: and unlike you liars, i believe there is one god
Stranger: u have states like chicago, new york.....
You: go pray to ur elephant
Stranger: i believ in one god too called "GOD".......
You: while eating curry
Stranger: i will pray to him for sure.......
Stranger: u bitch..... can't talk abput gods like that
You: i talked to a friend, and he said those fucked up indians beleive in a buncha gods
You: and we killed the good kind of indians
Stranger: Just like u believe in getting fucked from buncha men......
Stranger: u whore
Stranger: just get lost
You: fine
You: liar
Stranger: get fucked in ur pussy
You: i am
You: right now
You: while typing
Stranger: get fucked in ass
You: duh
Stranger: u are a joke
You: two guys are behind me
Stranger: u consider every one wrong
Stranger: those two guys will give u a good fuck
You: they wanted to rly bad, but i said i coulnt leev u , so they fuck me while i type
Stranger: wow u deserve it u whore
Stranger: and i think u are a fake
You: u wish u could get in on this
Stranger: u are not 18 neither from america
Stranger: because dumb ass
You: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=182...&ref=search
Stranger: america is a part of usa
You: thats me
You: not lying
Stranger: america and alska both form usa
You: stoopid idiot
Stranger: what's ur name??
You: kelly doobs
Stranger: u lied the link is broken
You: no its not
You: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=182...&ref=search
You: u just cant clikc right
Stranger: what ur id??
You: facebook doesnt have ids stoopid
Stranger: nah ur email id stupid.......
You: i cant talk to a curry eating bastard like u anymore
Stranger: i can find u easily then
You have disconnected.

Maplemage · Nov 15, 2010

Step One: www.Omegle.com

Step two:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi
Stranger: Wild abra appeared!!
You: HOLY CRAP1
You: GO MAGIKARP!
Stranger: wild abra uses carp derp
You: USE SPLASH MAGIKARP!
Stranger: wild abra uses charm
You: MAGIKARP OVERCOME YOUR ENEMIES WITH YOUR SPLASH ATTACK!
Stranger: the foes magicarp was charmeds
You: QUICK MAGIKARP REMOVE THE CHARM!
Stranger: wild abra used hypnosis
You: USE SPLASH QUICKLY MAGIKARP!
Stranger: the foes magicarp fell asleep
Stranger: wild abra used pound
You: WAKE UP MAGIKARP WITH SPLASH!
Stranger: wild abra used pound
You: USE SPLASH MAGIKARP!
Stranger: wild abra used pound
Stranger: wild abra used hydro pump
You: USE HYPER BEAM MAGIKARP!
Stranger: wild abra used splash
Stranger: wild abra uses cig lite
You: You did well Magikarp, GO DITTO!
Stranger: its super effective
You: DITTO TRANSFORM INTO A NUKE!
Stranger: wild abra uses GTFO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi
Stranger: 269
Stranger: +1
You: WILD MAGIKARP APPEARED!
Stranger: GO DITTO!
Stranger: DITTO TRANSFORMED INTO MAGIKARP
You: USE YOUR SPLASH ATTACK MAGIKARP!
Stranger: DITTO, USE SPLASH!
Stranger: .. nothing happened
You: MAGIKARP YOUR SPLASH IS BETTER, USE SPLASH!
Stranger: COME ON, DITTO, THE FOE'S WEAK! USE SPLASH
You: COME OUT MAGIKARP
You: GO SONIC!
You: USE YOUR SPIN ATTACK!
Stranger: DITTO, TRANFORM INTO A ROCK
You: SONIC THROW THE CHAOS EMERALDS AT THE ROCK!
Stranger: DITTO, TRANSFORM INTI HEDGEHOG FOOD
You: Nom nom nom
Stranger: NOW TRANSFORM BACK TO A ROCK
Stranger: it was uper effective
You: *chokes*
You: GO OUT MAGIKARP
You: USE HYPERBEAM!!!!one111111111111eleven11111111111111111
Stranger: DITTO IS IN SONIC, SONIC AND DIITTO WERE HIT
Stranger: IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE
Stranger: DITTO FAINTED
Stranger: oh noes!
You: COME OUT DITTO!
Stranger: GO MAGIKARP
You: DITTO TRANSFORM INTO A NUKE!
Stranger: Magikarp, USE SPLASH
You: THE NUKE splashed
You: GO BACK IN NUKE!
You: GO mudkipz!
Stranger: NOW, USE DOUBLE SPLASH
You: USE I LIEK!
You: I herd u liek mudkipz
Stranger: MAGIKARP WENT DERP DERP DERP
You: IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Stranger: MAGIKARP, NOOOOOOOO!
Stranger: TRAINER IS OUT OF USABLE POKEMON
You: GO Gary-Dose!!!
You: GO TRAINER!
Stranger: DON'T EAT ME!
You: *troll face* EAT HIM!
Stranger: EAT THE MAGIKAAAAAARP
You: asl?
Stranger: OR A ROCK
Stranger: really? :|
You: Well im in saffron city
You: you?
Stranger: 10 f Rage of Lake
You: I wonder why its called Rage of Lake
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Stranger: This guy's telling me to swim out and - FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: Also, a bunch of old hikers have been asking to get my number
You: Im going to Professor Oak
Stranger: and I gave it to them
You: he told me to catch em all
Stranger: YOU DO THAT!
You: Okay
You: So yeah I had a battle
You: and I took his money after
You: my magikarp owned him!
Stranger: Magikarp's awesome!
You: I know right
Stranger: MAGIKARP SHALL RULE THE WORLD
You: AND MUDKIPZ!
Stranger: I've heard a rumer that it learns tackle after lvl 50 :|
Stranger: isn
Stranger: t that awesome
You: Yeah I know
You: I heard it has splash
Stranger: Magikarp and unown - my fav
Stranger: s
You: I have a mudkip steam group
You: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/MudkipPeople
You: MUDKIPZ!
Stranger: The combination of hidden power and splash
You: So yeah im going to hearthome city soon
You: u?
Stranger: Ya, I wanna enter some competitions
Stranger: i'll make my Magikarp soooooo pwetty
You: Mine will pwn you!
Stranger: Mine has splash!
You: I have HM splash
Stranger: OMFM!
You: I know right
You: I might go Black city after
You: cross continents
Stranger: woah, that's cool!
You: well another professor asked me to catch em all
Stranger: I don't like them professors :| they keep bugging me
You: yeah
You: I caught em all
You: but then they just gave me a ticket
Stranger: Like, the other day I called Professor Oak just to let him know that I haven't slept for days, that I'm 10 years old and that this is sick - he told me how many pokemon I've seen.. Like i care
Stranger: lame!
You: me to
You: Then
You: I heard they were talking about this thing called Digimon
You: And some ball thing
You: and some cards!
Stranger: Yeah, they sound kinda cool, but there's no way people would replace pokemon for them, right?
You: My friend did
You: his got cards!
You: WTF??!
Stranger: (thought I heard digimon can actually speak)
You: WHOA CRAP!
Stranger: WTF? CARDS? .. well cards are awesome..
You: Yeah.....
You: And balls
You: I like balls
Stranger: I could try, you know.. just to check it out
Stranger: balls are cool..
You: Something they called Bakugan
Stranger: THAT SOUNDS SO BADASS!
You: I no rite?
Stranger: What about that Beyblade thing, then? Wasthat just flinch?
You: Well
You: I dunno
Stranger: flinggg
You: they use a line
Stranger: aah, I've heard of that, I think
You: I remember this other thing thats like a mini car
Stranger: Whatabout those Yugi-something cards?
You: Whoa crap!
Stranger: they seemed cool..
You: they got these things called
You: God cards
You: I think
Stranger: A lot cooler than "legendary"..
You: Yeah I know
Stranger: And I've got like 20 "legendaries", and I'm 10
You: Wow they have a really cool card
You: that has 2 arms 2 hands body and a head
Stranger: AWESOME!
You: I heard you can activate trap cards
Stranger: trap cards? I WANT THAT1
You: I know
You: screw this catch em all
You: gonna play some Yu-Gi-Oh and Bakugan
Stranger: Yeah, I hear you!
Stranger: I'll join in
You: Yeah okay
You: See ya
You have disconnected.

Step three: ???

Step Four: PROFIT!

The Ey Man · Nov 15, 2010

I just clicked the link, chatted and got this. Hope its good enough though

[To increase interest, it's about aliens and dinosaurs.]

You: Hi there random.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: Whatever you want

Stranger: good i want alien
You: Age : 10000
Sex : unknown
Location : Mars
You: Meep Meep.
Stranger: yea a like that
Stranger: but age is to low
Stranger: more
You: Yeah... I lied about my age... It's actually 50'000'000
Stranger: thats more like it
You: I'm glad I fit to your likings

Stranger: yes it does
Stranger: so what asl u want
You: I want... Dinosaur
You: a T-rex
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: thats just what i am
You: No way!!

Stranger: yea
Stranger: i died and we got cable in underworld
You: Makes a lot of sense actually...
You: Well whats your ASL?
Stranger: t-rex grave 50kkkkkkk
You:

wow. What gender then?
Stranger: whell tell me witch one u want
You: Well... since i'm unknown, i'm not sure actually...
Stranger: ok il pick male
Stranger: u ?
You: I'm unknown, remember? I have no gender...
You:

Stranger: well find one
You: Okay let me run off quickly to my lab and create a gender fast.
You: *runs off to lab*
You: *BEEP BEEP BEEP*
You: O SNAP I dropped an important chemical!!!
You: THE LAB IS GONNA BLOOOOW!!!
You: *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
You: ...
You: ...
You: ...
You: ...I made it...
You: But my body...
You: it's a mixture of all genders!!! NOOOOOOOO!
You: T_T
Stranger:

Stranger: so a mutant alien
You: ... I guess you could call me that... :S
Stranger: nice then
Stranger: so u create ur own baby's or ?
You: I-I'm not sure right now actually ...
Stranger: what of your other friends mutants
You: Well they didn't get trapped in the lab... only I did...
You: They're all laughing at me right now...
You: I don't even want to look at myself!!
You: AHH I want to die so much now!!! T:T
Stranger: a dont have that problem
Stranger: im already dead
You: Oh right! Well, If I die, I can join you underground! I can simply fly off to earth so fast i get stuck underground!
You: With my rock-piercing rocket!
Stranger: then die fast
Stranger: cuz im bored
Stranger:

You: Alright i'm preparing the ship
You: ...
Stranger: no
You: Ok done! I'm off now! Wait for me underground!!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: im waiting at spaceport
You: Alright I'll arrive there as fast as possible, meaning 20 seconds!
You: CYA! *ZOOM*
Stranger: I SEE YOU
You: YAY I ARRIVED!
You: ... But im all bony!!
You: But I don't care! better than that mutant body of mine!
Stranger: so in real life u m or f ?
You: Male.
Stranger: hahahahahha
Stranger: charcapter never reveals hes indentety mutant -.-
You: =/
Stranger:

Stranger: ok then
Stranger: cya i have to go
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ShadowSoldier · Nov 17, 2010

I can't post, only describe.

Whenever I go on there, I pretend I'm an 11 year old girl named jessica. But most of the time the guy doesn't ask what my age is. And I start leading them on and stuff, and they start getting eerily turned on and saying stuff. Then out of no where, I'll say "brb, my 'rentz are comin." then they go "how old r u?" and I say 11. Then they go "DUDE WTF?! YOU SHOULDN'T BE ON THIS SITE! OMFG! IM SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN ANY OF THAT STUFF! OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!!! IF THERE'S ANY COPS WATCHING! I SHOULD HAVE ASKED FOR THE NAME FIRST!!!"

I calm them down then go "dude.. im a 21 year old guy. You sick creep."

Then go "oh fuck fuck fuck. fuck you man! fuck you!"

and I laugh

It's amazing the number of people who just want some poon and won't even ask for the age of the partner.

DarkShinigami · Nov 19, 2010

You: hi
Stranger: hi freind
You: ASL?
Stranger: what is up
Stranger: 22m
You: who are you
You: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: lol

You: i am not ur friend
Stranger: yes you are ^^
Stranger: what is your name
You: i am no ones friend i am the batman
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i am robin
Stranger: so we are friend
You: o ur not im in robins back door
Stranger: ha

You: pie
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 18 both usa
Stranger: both? whatcha mean both
Stranger: wtf! send me a picture
You have disconnected.

Stranger: if your over 35 can I ask a question? This isn't a joke...
You: sure
Stranger: are you male or female?
Stranger: your over that age?
You: male
You: yes
Stranger: do you think a guy your age can really be in love with a girl thats 14 or would it just be about sex?
Stranger: Like if the guy already has said he doesnt want to go all the way
You: fuck would i know im only 6
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: what
Stranger: NOTHING
Stranger: geeze.
You: FUCK YOU
You: DONT YELL AT ME
Stranger: DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO I OWN YOU
You: HELL NO YOU DONT I OWN YOU AT GUITAR HERO
Stranger: guitar hero is for prudes
You: I OWN YOU AT HALO
Stranger: halo is also for prudes
You: I OWN YOU AT LIFE
Stranger: what the fuck
Stranger: my life is wonderful
Stranger: and totally better than yours
Stranger: so suck it
You: I OWN UR MOM
Stranger: dad?
You: YUP
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
You: UR GROUNDED
Stranger: GET OUT OF MY LIFE YOU HOBO
You: YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
Stranger: I FUCKING OWN YOU
Stranger: ILL DO WHAT I PLEASE
You: I FUCKING OWN THE INTERNET
Stranger: the internet is owned by ME
You: NO ME
You: WAIT ARE YOU MY CLONE
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: you are my daddy clone person
You: GET OVER HERE
Stranger: FINE
You: GIVE MAMA A BIG SMOOCH
Stranger: I HATE YOU!
Stranger: NYAHHH
You: FUCK YOU THEN
You: I OWN THE WORLD
Stranger: THE WORLD IS DEAD ANYWAYS
You: YEA UR RIGHT ABOUT THAT
Stranger: IM GONNA EAT YOUR FACE
You: IM GONNA EAT UR PIE
Stranger: OOO SEXY
You: WANNA HAVE PHONE SEX
Stranger: ID RATHER DIE THAN HAVE TO HEAR YOUR NASTY VOICE
You: ARE OU PEDOBEAR
Stranger: FUCK NO
You: THEN I MUST BE PEDO BEAR
Stranger: I LOVE YOU PEDOBEAR
You: HOW OLD ARE YOU
Stranger: 16
Stranger: =( PEDOBEAR DOESNT WANT 16 YEAR OLDS
You: BYE THEN I GOT A YOUNGER CHILD I WANT
You have disconnected.

Stranger: Evenin love
You: where were you hunny
You: you left without telling me
Stranger: The truth is...
Stranger: I- I killed a hooker.
You: you didnt even leave letter
You: WHAT WERE YOU DOIN WITH A HOOKER
Stranger: Killing her.
Stranger: Oh oh honey. I would never cheat on you!
Stranger: You know you're the most important one to me!
You: OH YES YOU WOULD YOU DID IT ONCE A SECOND TIME WOULD BE NOTHING
Stranger: But dear, I've never cheated on you

You: YOU CHEATED ON ME FOR MY SISTER
Stranger: What that was your sister! I thought that was you. You both look soo similar.
You: FUCK NO WE DONT
Stranger: Please calm down dear!
You: I HAVE A PENIS SHE HAS A PUSSY
Stranger: Oh god wut.
You: I SAID I HAVE A DICK
You: SHE HAS A PUSSY
Stranger: Well that's just down right disgusting.
Stranger: Get your dick out of here!
You: ELL NO IMMA [censored] YOU
Stranger: AHHHHH!
You: ARE YOU A LITTLE BOY
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Very little.
Stranger: Like pee wee herman size.
You: OH BOY MICHAEL JACKSONS HAVIN FUN TONITE
Stranger: ASDFG
You: QWERT
Stranger: ZXCVB
You: VBNM,
Stranger: [censored]s.
You: I GOT A LITTLE BOY IN MY BASE MENT TO MOLESTER
You: ILL SEE YOU LATER
Stranger: BYE!
You have disconnected.

You: ASL
Stranger: 17 m usa bi here
You: 19 BOTH
Stranger: huh?
You: I AM GOD I CAN BE WHATEVER I WANT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

_Chaz_ · Feb 17, 2011

By far my most productive Omegle experience.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: I want to be the very best.
Stranger: That no one ever was
You: To catch them is my real test.
Stranger: To train them is my cause
You: I will travel across the land.
Stranger: Searching far and wide
You: Each Pokemon to understand.
Stranger: The power thats inside
You: Pokemon!
Stranger: Gotta catch em all
You: It's you and me.
Stranger: I know its my destiny
You: Pokemon!
Stranger: Oooohhh, you're my best friend
You: In a world we must defend.
Stranger: Pokemon!
You: Gotta catch 'em all.
Stranger: Our hearts so true
You: Our courage will pull us through.
Stranger: You teach me and ill teach you
You: PO-KE-MOOON!
Stranger: Gotta catch em all
You: Gotta catch 'em all!
Stranger: Yeaaaa
You: Every challenge along the way.
Stranger: With courage I can face
You: I will battle everyday.
Stranger: To claim my rightful place
You: Come with me, the time is right.
Stranger: Theres no better team
You: Arm in arm, we'll win the fight.
Stranger: It's always been our dream
You: Pokemon!
Stranger: Gotta catch em all
You: It's you and me.
Stranger: I know its my destiny
You: Pokemon!
Stranger: Ooooh, you're my best friend
You: In a world we must defend.
Stranger: Pokemon!
You: Gotta catch 'em all.
Stranger: Our hearts so true
You: Our courage will pull us through!
Stranger: You teach me and I'll teach you
You: POKEMON!
Stranger: Gotta catch em all
You: Gotta catch 'em all!
Stranger: Gotta catch em alllllll
You: Gotta catch 'em all!
Stranger: Gotta catch em all
You: YEEEEAAAAH!
Stranger:

Sausage Head · Feb 17, 2011

JetKun said:
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asi?
You: heyyyy
You: asl
You: heeyyyyyy sexyyyy xxxxx
Stranger: im 10 male australia
Stranger: now you
You: im 98 female italian looking for hot love
Stranger: ill give it to you babe
Stranger: you have MSN?
You: yes i do
Stranger: add me?
Stranger: gr35tbuddi95@gmail.com

slimemachine · Feb 17, 2011

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: die
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

GundamXXX · Feb 17, 2011

_Chaz_ said:
By far my most productive Omegle experience.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: I want to be the very best.
Stranger: That no one ever was
You: To catch them is my real test.
Stranger: To train them is my cause
You: I will travel across the land.
Stranger: Searching far and wide
You: Each Pokemon to understand.
Stranger: The power thats inside
You: Pokemon!
Stranger: Gotta catch em all
You: It's you and me.
Stranger: I know its my destiny
You: Pokemon!
Stranger: Oooohhh, you're my best friend
You: In a world we must defend.
Stranger: Pokemon!
You: Gotta catch 'em all.
Stranger: Our hearts so true
You: Our courage will pull us through.
Stranger: You teach me and ill teach you
You: PO-KE-MOOON!
Stranger: Gotta catch em all
You: Gotta catch 'em all!
Stranger: Yeaaaa
You: Every challenge along the way.
Stranger: With courage I can face
You: I will battle everyday.
Stranger: To claim my rightful place
You: Come with me, the time is right.
Stranger: Theres no better team
You: Arm in arm, we'll win the fight.
Stranger: It's always been our dream
You: Pokemon!
Stranger: Gotta catch em all
You: It's you and me.
Stranger: I know its my destiny
You: Pokemon!
Stranger: Ooooh, you're my best friend
You: In a world we must defend.
Stranger: Pokemon!
You: Gotta catch 'em all.
Stranger: Our hearts so true
You: Our courage will pull us through!
Stranger: You teach me and I'll teach you
You: POKEMON!
Stranger: Gotta catch em all
You: Gotta catch 'em all!
Stranger: Gotta catch em alllllll
You: Gotta catch 'em all!
Stranger: Gotta catch em all
You: YEEEEAAAAH!
Stranger:

Sausage Head · Feb 18, 2011

I only get pedos and assholes :

PeregrinFig · Feb 18, 2011

I've had some awesome Omegle experiences, but sometimes I'd go on there to try and mess with someone and realize I had nothing planned out, so they'd say "Hi" and I'd think "Shit, I'm not sure what to say now". Everyone on Omegle is either a troll or a very horny teenager. There are no exceptions to this rule.

Once I found one of those perverts, pretended to be an 18-year-old horny girl from the same state as him, got his cell number, and used a site that sends anonymous texts (which was shut down from too many people just using it to troll, which is all it was good for) to send him all kinds of strange texts. Good times.

Langin · Feb 18, 2011

Stranger: hi, m 19, australia
You: Hi, gay, m, Holland
You: xD

You: Hi!
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: Asl
You: Wut?
Stranger: M or f
You: M
Stranger: Age
You: 16
Stranger: Where r u from
You: US
Stranger: Oh cool
You: You?
Stranger: Same

except a girl
You: xD
You: Cool!
Stranger: Oh ok?
Stranger: Jk
Stranger: No I'm sorry I'm lying to u hahahahahahaha
You: xD
Stranger: I'm not 16... Yet!
Stranger: And I'm from canada
You: Nah Canada is much better!
Stranger: Hahaha yes it is
You:

Stranger: Where in the states
You: Boston
Stranger: Oh cool
Stranger: I've never been there
You: Its great!
Stranger: That's great lol
You: So many guys who look so sexy!

Stranger: But! I have to go byeeee
You: Cya!

Me-=lier!

Sausage Head · Feb 25, 2011

QUOTE said:
Stranger: avenged sevenfold?
You: Yes.
You: I know that group.
Stranger: YESSSS!!!
You: And they suck ass.
You have disconnected.

BobTheJoeBob · Feb 25, 2011

QUOTE said:
Stranger: horny girl with webcam?
You: |Yes.
Stranger: how do u look like?
You: A man.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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