MYSTERY CORN

Rydian · May 7, 2010

QUOTE said:
Me So Corny

Well, ma'am, thank you for being very cooperative today! Not only did you unload all the reasonably-sized stuff onto the belt from your cart, but you didn't mind me doing my mandatory cart-check for anything you may have missed, and helped me in lifting and scanning the larger items. I really do appreciate it, in all sincerity.

Ah, you forgot one other thing? Well, that's fine, don't worry. We're only human. We make mistakes. I'll wait for you to return with it... ah, wait, you say it's right here? Convenient! That's cool. Probably a candy bar or someth-

Oh. Oh-oh, ahhh, you're reaching behind yourself. My, oh, my. You... are... pulling a bag of frozen corn out of seemingly nowhere. Mystery corn! Where did the corn come from? It is a mystery! It's almost like mag-

Wait, wait... did you just pull that bag of frozen corn out of the back of your pants?! Has that thing been festering in your buttcrack? You say you have... pains in that area (making you, literally, butthurt), so you've been keeping something cool there to help it, as you dangle the thawed, dripping bag of ass-corn in front of me, expecting me to grab it, scan it, and bag it myself. Please don't give me that affronted look when I gingerly zap it with my hand-scanner and hand you a bag to put it in. That thing was resting on your ass. There's a giant water stain right on the ass of your pants where the frost melted.

I can understand needing relief for pain, but could you not have bought it first, stuck it down your pants, and THEN bought everything else afterward? Christ.

http://community.livejournal.com/customers...k/28655188.html

Mystery corn!
Where did the corn come from?
It is a mystery!

ProtoKun7 · May 7, 2010

That's uh...quite a story you have there.

The Catboy · May 7, 2010

MelodieOctavia · May 7, 2010

Rydian · May 7, 2010

Dr.Killa · May 8, 2010

dudeonline said:

is that a furby

Brian117 · May 8, 2010

Dr.Killa said:
dudeonline said:

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is that a furby

Dude, it is clearly an elephant.

BORTZ · May 8, 2010

Hammerspace!

MelodieOctavia · May 8, 2010

Brian117 said:
Dr.Killa said:

dudeonline said:

Click to expand...

is that a furby

Click to expand...

Dude, it is clearly an elephant.

Are you blind? Anyone can see that it's a platypus!

secretsauce · May 9, 2010

Rydian · May 9, 2010

I'm still lol-ing at that last picture. It was pulled off perfectly, the lead-in at the top, your eyes move down (across the corn and his expression), and THEN the punchline, all so you take it in in the right order and with the right timing, wow, that was pulled off perfectly.

BORTZ · May 9, 2010

secretsauce said:

Rayder · May 9, 2010

I love how you used the corn in there for texture Ralph, that's great! (Cheech & Chong reference)

Dr.Killa · May 10, 2010

secretsauce said:

whats wrong with that banana? is there furby shit on it

Brian117 · May 10, 2010

Dr.Killa said:
secretsauce said:

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whats wrong with that banana? is there furby shit on it

Dude, it is clearly elephant shit.

Maplemage · May 10, 2010

Brian117 said:
Dr.Killa said:

secretsauce said:

Click to expand...

whats wrong with that banana? is there furby shit on it

Click to expand...

Dude, it is clearly elephant shit.

Its obviously a picture, you people are all stupid.

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