Have you been hit by bird poo
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When I was in Year 9 me and a friend were near someone that was.
He was hit square in the middle of his head.
This was the same person who, while getting changed for a P.E. lesson, for some unknown reason, headbutted my arm and gave himself a nosebleed.
This was the same person who, while getting changed for a P.E. lesson, for some unknown reason, headbutted my arm and gave himself a nosebleed.
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It has happened to me only once. walking back from school i got crapped on, and felt it hit me in the chest
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zuron7 said:
when you say bat, do you mean a blind black bird that lives in a dark place, or a chunk of wood you hit a ball with?
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I had just been in the doctors as I was feeling stressed out with work, the wife, kids and everyone.
I came out feeling kinda pissed off and bumped into my uncle. I started explaining how I felt when something hit me on the temple...
Yep, just as I was feeling shat on by everyone, a bird jonied in on the act and shit on my face!
If I had a fucking rifle that day...
I came out feeling kinda pissed off and bumped into my uncle. I started explaining how I felt when something hit me on the temple...
Yep, just as I was feeling shat on by everyone, a bird jonied in on the act and shit on my face!
If I had a fucking rifle that day...
Once, on my school blazer but I don't know if it landed on me or on a bench that I ended up sitting on.
There was also one time where a few of us were walking and some crap dropped to the ground a meter in front of where were walking.
There was also one time where a few of us were walking and some crap dropped to the ground a meter in front of where were walking.
My GF tried to break up with me a long time ago. We were arguing and I felt like going outside for some fresh air. In the heat of the argument, she is yelling at me and a big white bird shit falls on her head. I laughed sooooo fucking hard!!!
If anything made me believe in Karma, that was it. I believe I won the argument hands down at that moment.
Another lesson to be learned, don't fuck with OSW
If anything made me believe in Karma, that was it. I believe I won the argument hands down at that moment.
Another lesson to be learned, don't fuck with OSW
Once. It magically disappeared when I got home to check though...
I always get slightly scared and paranoid when I hear the pigeons growling and making the "EURGHHAA" noises while flying mid-air. Most of the time, it happens when I am on my way to uni/mornings...
I always get slightly scared and paranoid when I hear the pigeons growling and making the "EURGHHAA" noises while flying mid-air. Most of the time, it happens when I am on my way to uni/mornings...
Where I live, birds seem to avoid any forms of movement, so no. I'm glad I never got hit in the head, but I do remember the stories of my friends who go into the city a lot more than I do.
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Grr yes. Our bus station's rubbish, they nest up near the ceiling and one got me on the way to work, right in the middle of my head, and it went everywhere. Fucking pigeons! >_< A random lady with a pram pulled out a pack of baby wipes to help get it off. I gotta say, few things more embarassing than wiping your hair with a stranger's baby wipes in public. I had to wash my hair in the sink when I got to work, spent the day looking like a drowned rat, yeah not one of my finest moments.
Now, I check the ceiling. They only get you once...
Now, I check the ceiling. They only get you once...
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once but that time I didnt know it was bird shi* ..found out later when got close and smelt ..lol
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