Wii #1288 - Major Minor's Majestic March (USA)

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well, lol. but it's from the creators of parappa te rapper, so it might not be shovelware.

also i demand a fast mode so i can jerk off with it.
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Maybe it's because of all those years of laziness, but this game has left my arm all sore. And I didn't even got past the tutorial... Well, I might have exaggerated a little there, but really, didn't like it... I'll give it another try, but it hasn't done a good job at winning me over.
 

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basicaly you waggle up and down,up and down trying to follow a rhytm,then along the road you see other animal you can enlist by snapping the wiimote at them (so if you see someone on the left,snap the wiimote on the left) you also have to follow a certain rhytm... if you waggle too slow or too quickly,animal will start to leave and you'll have to fix... the biggest problem is that sometimes the game ask you to change the rhytm but either i sucks or the game just doesn't pick the change very well
for what i played it was fun
 

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yea... personaly my biggest problem with the game are the control,everytime the game ask me to go faster or slower,i try to change the pace and then the game goes all "YOU ARE DOIN IT WRONG!" well duh then explain me how to do it right! the fact that the game seems to shower you in power ups and health just kill any sort of challenge,makes me think the developer known that the control were subpar... the game end up feeling like i'm just randomly wawing the wiimote which kills the game for me :/
 

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....team up with a friend and rock the house.....
I have a feeling if I bought this for my 8 year old nephew he'd play it for 10 minutes and go back to Sonic Unleashed or maybe the Weather Channel to see how fast he can spin the Earth.

This is god awful. I mean it is so bad it is perfect for sarcasm.
Like this thread.

I mean think about it... if you were to give this as a gift.... exactly WHO would you give it to?
A baby that doesnt have motor skills or depth perception to deal with a Wii remote?
A 350 pound biker dude and his wife?
A college kid? A high School kid? A middle school kid?

I am sorry but this is perfectly pathetic....

Maybe a thread on the worst video game trailers - now THAT would be cool

"From the creators of the Atari 800xl Self Test Keyboard Demo comes 'Animal Crossings: Jury Duty'. Hold on to your seats as you sit for hours in dead silence. Maybe you get called, maybe you dont. Sit with a friend and rock the house. Rated M - because you need to be voting age"
 

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anybody run into disc read issues with this release?

google-ping doesn't show anyone else running into the same problems, but i thought i would ask anyway.

reminiscent of the brawl errors where the disc would stop reading mid-load -- i've yet to see the tutorial, it seems to crash after i enter the name and try and start a game.
 

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