A donkey met a shegoat one day, the shegoat asked what the answer to life was (trying to befuddle the donkey). The donkey ruthlessly beat the shegoat and used her teeth for a necklace. Thus answering her question at the same time. 🙏
X was a thief. He broke into a house near a mountain. The inhabitant came onto him and threw his clothes off at him. X ran while the inhabitant contemplated his "moon" in the mirror. "It's too bad he wouldn't take this too"
Someone should write a modern "dead souls" about a Russian citizen attempting to buy technically still alive Russian conscripts in order to leverage himself into a general of a nonexistent army

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