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When you move you realize how much useless stuff you have a hard time parting with Apr 1, 2020 at 1:48 AM
Male, from Midwest
Finally the weekend and I get a migraine, just my luck
You're missing out. It's like free drugs. The whole room starts spinning and it looks like electricity is flowing around the room.
Did that last week.
Lsd for the migraine, ssri's to counter the lsd. I saw it on house, must be a legit treatment.
My bro was like hey listen to some tracks I made in my free time, and sends me a google box. Turns out it's 4gb and actually pretty good.
My pal with the face tats and the criminal record is having a son and naming him after a Yu-Gi-Oh card.
No ragrets ;p
Did well on a test I expected to barely scrape by on. I'm ecstatic.
You and I are pure evil in human form
Condensed milk is the only milk worth drinking.
You know there has actually been research that shows babies who were fed formula as opposed to being breastfed have on average 2 lower IQ points
Yeah right. My IQ is 110-112 I would have scored 114-116 on an IQ test. But really. 1-2 IQ drops won't make you any less smarter for the matter. Neither would a slight bump in IQ by 1-2 points make you a genius haha.
not even gonna lie but if I ever hear a baby say "gimme momma milk" in public, I'd run, wouldn't even fight that baby
Weight lifted a bit today - which is super rare for me. But I wonder, why don't I do this every day? It takes like 10 minutes.
This been playing on my head for 12 hours straight.
Dang I hate migraines
Artificial? What? >_>
Who loves them anyway
This person is a great moderator and a great regular user
doing great im
I am having a recurring nightmare of 2 meth addicts wrecking my car. Of all the deep subconscious fears to have, what a strange one it is.
Perhaps your subconscious is telling you to upgrade your car insurance policy. The current one covers only one meth addict.
Perhaps your subconscious is dyslexic and trying but failing to warn you of mathematicians out to hurt your cat. Seems like you should keep an eye out for pie, frat guys, and giraffes pronounced wrong. Those little calculator toting guys aren't just freaks they're sneaks
On the bright side, recurring dreams are always a fast pass to lucid dreaming :3 (If you know what that is)
how ur rat doing
Ratting it up
Lmk when he starts getting interested in real estate
Isn't it interesting, after all of these years, that we have learned the simplest design is the best design.
Is this finally the year my dad comes back to tell me my farm sucks and I should have befriended more village people?
are you playing Stardew Valley again
My new barber really liked talking about mushrooms
He mush really like Mushroom Hill Zone from Sonic and Knuckles then
guess there wasn't mushroom to talk about anything else, but at least he sounds like a fungi
He sounds like a fungi? B U P
Xathya give me the strength
Xuphor guide me.
Let the Dead rise again...
Give me the fish
Getting ready to fly to LA
Ew I'll pray for you
Make sure to get some In N Out burgers!
And boy, are your arms tired.
Life begins and life ends and then life resuscitates itself. Even the sun rises and sets but sometimes rises up again like an hour later. Cherish what you have because you don't know which hour the thief will take it away to borrow for a little bit then give it back to you because he is insane and bad a being a thief