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Been playing through Far cry 5 … Since when does it take 3 .50 Cal rounds to drop a bear ? is this a uber bare ive encountered or what ? Jun 10, 2021
Male, 38, from United Kingdom
New blog post coming soon and it's a biggie prepare to read !
and look at some pretty pictures
My wallet is like an onion—when I open it, it makes me cry.
Put your wallet in the fridge. It works for onions.
I've tried it, still makes me cry every time I open it and realise how empty it is
nothing quite like a cheese and beetroot sandwich
It was a mild cheddar if that really matters, but you seem to have overlooked one small thing in all of this ... I'm British, and being British we will put anything in a sandwich from pies to noodles and anything in between. For England is the home of sandwiches
The home of the chip butty. Say no more.
I buck the tradition there.
I will put anything in a wrap. Though more seriously roast potato and rice wrap with some meat and sauce is lovely.
+1 to the beetroot is vile set though.
oh fuck it, it's snowing
Might be a bit cold to have sex with it, don't ya think?
I tried being normal once. Most boring hour of my life.
A vicar books a hotel and says to the receptionist "I hope the porn channel is disabled" she replies "it's ordinary to porn, you bastard!"
where the fuck are the drugs dealers we were all warned about as kids? The ones that give you drugs free to get you hooked?I demand answers
I know right? School made it sound like they were literally around every corner, but all I keep finding are people not interested in giving me free drugs!
Thank you @Veho, now i have my wife sat behind me going "DRUGGS?"
Is it just me or have the need for speed games gotten easier?
you get better maybe..... come to think of it. it is easier.
My skill may have gotten better ... but when you are lapping opponents on the highest difficulty ... something is broken. Also hate how they keep flip-flopping between driving styles between the games. one game it's pump the brake next game its pump the gas. :/
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Why the fuck does every game now need 6 different launchers to play it ? And then they will wonder why piracy has gone up
6 different launchers, always online mandatory, and you have to log in with a Facebook account.
Can someone please explain what the fuck this is ? https://amzn.to/3sNdm54
Uh... it's a fake flamingo that shits...?
I think the bigger question is WHY this exists in the first place ... is this what kids want these days? shitting flamingos?
What game am i playing ? you can ask 2 questions each to figure it out ! and no you can't just ask the name of it :/
Is it Zelda: Wand of Gamelon? Or Link: Faces of Evil?
Never again ... so no
Project P***** is progressing nicely - by this I mean I have pretty much everything I need and just need to start prepping for painting.
I hate shopping for my wife's birthday
what annoys me, is when you ask them what they want and they just say " I dunno " and they cant even give you a hint ... you just wanna strangle them
But they did give you a hint. They looked at something for more than 3 seconds in a shop 9 months ago and said I kind of like that, or maybe mentioned it at the end of the day while you were busy with something important.
Today is a new day with new promises. Normal Service will now resume less sucky blog posts to follow
So sorry,Buddy..........Have a very,very,very nice Time beyond the Rainbow Bridge and in Guinea Pig Heaven,my little Furbuddy......❤❤❤
Remember happiness is like wetting yourself, everyone can see it but only you know it's true warmth
and then you immediately regret it afterwards as it turns cold and gross?
No, it's never gross. It's just wonderful. I love to stick my penis and ballsack in other pants, just to feel their piss. It might feel disgusting at first, but if you keep telling yourself that feeling their pants will show you their life, you will continue to do it. Try it.
Yesterday was stressful, to say the least ... today will be another stressful one
But with an very nice and good Ending,my Friend.❤❤❤❤❤
Seems that MacOS has dropped to the 3rd most used OS ... number 2 may surprise you.
sadly not most of them just try and hump the mouse ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Kernel panic occurred OUT_OF_HAY give carrot to continue.
OK,Linux Place 1....but Place 2 ?
(For that who maybe do not get it,Windows is Place 5....)
My default excuse for anything now is I can't do it because of Brexit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I've spent much of today arguing with a company via email over a USB cable that is manufactured and warehoused in the UK but says, they can't ship it to me because of Brexit. I'm not insane in thinking that this is complete insanity, right?
Rather that than the older "because of data protection".
Friend of mine was once trying to sort his demented mother's power bill. "Can't tell you how much because of data protection". "What am I going to do? Pay the bill?"
Though more likely here new financial year in a few days and maybe components come from elsewhere so iffy tax status.
There is something really iffy going on with them right now. I've dealt with them for years (10 ish years) even been to their factory and warehouse on several times when I've needed a volume of custom cables/connectors for work projects. TBH I think they are under new management when I called I was told my two contacts no longer worked there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Ended up just going with one from amazon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯