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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. Mar 30, 2020 at 11:34 PM
Male, 37, from United Kingdom
$5 to the first person to give me their soul
Okay here it is
I expect payment now
Oh no @x65943 , I require a full contract be signed. Blood is preferred but totally optional
He,ME -> FIRST !!!
I tell this your Boss or @Lilith Valentine ...
veni, vidi, vomui
Which made me veni again
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Visi, veneri, vamoosi.
Did you know? Windows 98 came with the Critical Update Notification Tool as its updater ? Can't imagine why the changed it LMAO
Just spent 40 minutes explaining why someone didn't need to buy a £30 'shielded gold plated connector ' TOSLink cable - I hate my life*sigh*
Can anyone tell me why i prefer using notepad over word ? lol
Hey buddy, I have more ram than a field of sheep ;) I think i just hate word telling me i have spelt a word wrong or made a grammar mistake lol
because you haven't found notepad++ yet :p
Oh I have but I can't use it for just writing stuff as I switch into coding mode
No names, but you are an absolute arsehole !
Go and wash your Mouth with Soap,you naughty Guinea Pig. :-))))
I have a new hobby of reading SD card reviews on amazon - I know prices have dropped but your not gonna get 1Tb for 15 quid
I wanna see these, send some please.
SD card reviews or Chinese special SD cards ? lol for reviews I may do a blog post or something next week
Seems 2019 left me with a parting gift ... a fucking cold ... damn you 2019 !
Well guys, that's me done for 2019, 2 hours left so i'm gonna bugger off to bed. So HAPPY NEW YEAR to you all, no matter what the timezone!
Happy new year Uiaad. I have a funny feeling 2020 is going to be a rather interesting one
This year my new year resolution will be 1920x1080
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A year ago today I sold my old GTX780 on ebay. I hope his new owner isn't playing fucking fortnite on him. he's better than that :(
Naw don’t worry he’s currently rendering scenes from Minecraft
Thank you,the Card is still ok and I love it. :-)))))
Oh how i wish you did have it lol That card ended up in Manchester lol
I think my brain has it a bad sector
You could just need more RAM, try downloading some
I've tried downloading more RAM just made my brain hit the bad sector quicker
As I said,ask an Expert who knows the Issues... :-))
Happy New Year Uiaad!
Stay tuned for tales from the tech desk part 1 - those that came before you will fuck you over every time
Before we start looking for intelligent life elsewhere in the universe we should be sure there is intelligent life here on earth first.
Best proof there is intelligent life elsewhere is the fact they haven't contacted us
From the lyrics of the galaxy song " And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, 'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!"
Have a good Christmas!
Hope you have a good christmas too buddy !
I let the fat bastard go ... didn't have my Amiga power supply on him anyway. Guess i'm on the naughty list.
Well i'm off to wait up for Santa with a shotgun. Good night folks and have yourselves a wonderful Christmas !
Merry Christmas and a good Night.
£5 for a single floppy disk get the fuck out of town you crazy bastards !
back in the 90's I was in a very famous TV show
I know she was that's why I quit
Ah shit you got me. *shoots self*
Really good job I like you mate lol i could have gone on for hours with that