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Nothing quite as relaxing as watching the Simpsons while playing lego Lord of the rings Sep 1, 2020
Male, 37, from United Kingdom
And still you continue with the jokes from the 80s lol
Two fish in a tank. One says: ‘How do you drive this thing?
The punchline is there lol. Fish live in a fish tank. A tank is a military vehicle. Work it out lol.
Still feels like it's missing a punchline. The punchline isn't usually a question.
A number of Brittish jokes end in a question. The question is the punchline lol
So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world.
But yet you keep coming back so you must love it lol
*whispers* shit, he's on to me
I mean it could be that you are just so enamoured, with my guinea pig Paddy, that you just can't help yourself from coming back again. If that is the case I could arrange paw-printed photo for you lol
Kinky; It's the difference between using a feather and using the whole chicken.
Big thank you to @Issac for fixing my username ... Only took me 10 years to notice ... and then greatly annoy me
I don't see any difference?
Wait nevermind, now I see what was changed.
As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn’t afford a dog.
If your jokes don't improve the temp will force you to walk the plank
Haha i'm only 807 places higher than you on the xp table.
Why has your last 3 status updates been jokes from the 1980s find some new ones lol
I’m addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want.
You get a follow my guy =D
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
I almost spat my coffee reading this lol
Glad to be of service lol
You're a horrible person. Have a like.
Just imagine 2000 giant, rideable guinea pigs cresting a hill with armored men* on their backs going to battle
The game im now working on will feature giant, rideable, talking guinea pigs
Don't know if you saw my blog post on it the other day, but tldr; its a spiritual successor to the Suikoden series of games
Guinea pigs are damn nice pets
People need to stop taking me serious all the time.
I'm not leaving yet lol
You and your smug faced guinea pig!
Just for a bit of variety i present a derpy paddy haha
Previous was better tho haha but I like the white stripe over his face.
Looking back i really should have called him Ziggy