Mr. Looigi

It doesn’t matter what weapon you use if you can’t hit your opponent. Remember that.

A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend lived them all with you :)

All these kids getting pissed off at me for carrying them in PUGs

"you get a like! And you get a like! And you get a like!"

I just realized that “comedy man” sounds almost exactly like “comedian”

There IS such a thing as too much food court food *starts crying*

I put batteries in the freezer lol

It was as if Poseidon himself had extended his hand in friendship and they spat in his mouth!

Hmm... (This is the part where you ask “what?”)

Why are homophobes homophobic?

*heh* This selfie avatar is staying for a LOOOONG time... except for special occasions

@AmandaRose
Here I was able to nab these you better save this pic.

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Jesus is totally a Bethesda character, he t-posed for hours, came back to life in a cave, and then shot up into the sky, never to be seen

There’s absolutely nothing I love more than hearing someone say “Give it your Rec Room best!”

It is the same reason why you are a Furry yet your not a true Furry your a Cat but that does not make you Furry.
Brandon's Furry Cat. Brandon has a Furry Pussy.....Wait For it..... CAT!!!

Why are they called firefighters? They don’t fight with fire. They fight fire, which I would be fine with if they were called fire fighters

Should I rebrand as a fox with a green hat?

*snatches your hat and wildly runs around the hallways

catch me if you can :p

The word "Supernatural" is the opposite to the phrase "super natural"

IMPORTANT UPDATE: I'm eating beef jerky