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“Fuck you I’m buying Tetris again!” -Scott The Woz May 8, 2021 at 3:16 AM
Female, from Looigi's Mansion
It doesn’t matter what weapon you use if you can’t hit your opponent. Remember that.
Tell that to an atom/hydrogen bomb /s
A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend lived them all with you :)
All these kids getting pissed off at me for carrying them in PUGs
"you get a like! And you get a like! And you get a like!"
I just realized that “comedy man” sounds almost exactly like “comedian”
There IS such a thing as too much food court food *starts crying*
That pain you feel *wispers in ear* that is shame
I put batteries in the freezer lol
They are "holding" longer after that. :-)
It was as if Poseidon himself had extended his hand in friendship and they spat in his mouth!
Hmm... (This is the part where you ask “what?”)
I was talking to someone who just announced they’re in love, I told them that love is a great thing, and they said “it is, heck”
First of all, I don’t know what that’s supposed to mean and second, how do I reply?
Why are homophobes homophobic?
Homophobia is pretty gay because it's just someone thinking abut what guys do with their dicks
Homo Sapiens are gay individuals.
Amazing what 200 000 years of evolution did.
*heh* This selfie avatar is staying for a LOOOONG time... except for special occasions
Here I was able to nab these you better save this pic.
I want I want I want this bra so much.
Jesus is totally a Bethesda character, he t-posed for hours, came back to life in a cave, and then shot up into the sky, never to be seen
There’s absolutely nothing I love more than hearing someone say “Give it your Rec Room best!”
It is the same reason why you are a Furry yet your not a true Furry your a Cat but that does not make you Furry.
Brandon's Furry Cat. Brandon has a Furry Pussy.....Wait For it..... CAT!!!
1. I don’t think cats can be furries and
2. I am the cat
Do You Purr like a Good Kitty?
SEXUAL HARRASMENT *purr*
Why are they called firefighters? They don’t fight with fire. They fight fire, which I would be fine with if they were called fire fighters
Should I rebrand as a fox with a green hat?
*snatches your hat and wildly runs around the hallways
catch me if you can :p
Summons hellfire and brutally murders you
you can't literally fight fire with fire, besides hell's creatures are my minions anyway so your struggle is futile
The word "Supernatural" is the opposite to the phrase "super natural"
how do i delete english?
Can't let you do that Starfox.
Exactly; make sure to remember that before thinking a zebra can curse you. It might just be normal poison joke, instead.
IMPORTANT UPDATE: I'm eating beef jerky
Thanks For that now im hungry...mmmmm what to have.