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  • Skv0ra @ Skv0ra:
    @K3Nv3,
    sounds like a 69
  • K3Nv3 @ K3Nv3:
    Nah you'd hurt yourself I the shower
     +1
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    @realtimesave, Idk, I just work here, but I'm on break so ask some other guy.
     +1
  • Skv0ra @ Skv0ra:
    @K3Nv3,
    you don't, fully know me, like my females do! i have anti-slip mats!
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    Diarrhea issues, no reason to be ashamed, adult diapers w a cut out in front are available. Google "50+ porn star diapers"
     +1
  • K3Nv3 @ K3Nv3:
    Ip68 diapers would be cool
     +1
  • Skv0ra @ Skv0ra:
    @K3Nv3,
    absolute necessity for all Apple users!
  • K3Nv3 @ K3Nv3:
    Heated diapers
  • Skv0ra @ Skv0ra:
    @K3Nv3,
    diapers that cost more than entire month of groceries for em
  • realtimesave @ realtimesave:
    @BigOnYa I just exploded in the toilet earlier.
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    You need anti slip mats most likely.
  • realtimesave @ realtimesave:
    @BigOnYa I had to wipe it off the toilet it was everywhere
  • realtimesave @ realtimesave:
    luckily didn't get on my pants
  • K3Nv3 @ K3Nv3:
    Anti slip toilet seat
     +1
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    Use the top tank next time, take lid off n blow it up. (Called a upper decker) Next person to flush will enjoy.
  • K3Nv3 @ K3Nv3:
    Just shit your pants and take a shower that's why we have washing machines
  • realtimesave @ realtimesave:
    I shat my pants this one time :(
  • realtimesave @ realtimesave:
    better to hold it in and explode
  • K3Nv3 @ K3Nv3:
    Brown note
  • K3Nv3 @ K3Nv3:
    Shit your pants at home not public
  • realtimesave @ realtimesave:
    yep
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    I got throw out of a bar once (imagine that) n literally I was thrown out that mofo, n yea I shit myself when I thumped on that cement. Had to tell a friend come get me, oh n bring a towel for your car seat also.
  • realtimesave @ realtimesave:
    my friend got sick at a bar after I left and probably made a fool out of himself lol
  • realtimesave @ realtimesave:
    he dun care tho
  • realtimesave @ realtimesave:
    @BigOnYa's anuz is like a fountain.
    realtimesave @ realtimesave: @BigOnYa's anuz is like a fountain.