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Thank you everyone for all my birthday wishes yesterday. Sep 12, 2020
Female, from Glasgow
TFW Quote and Curly Brace are robots....shiiiiit
Thanks to the idiot driver who decided to go through the huge puddle at about 10000 mph and soak me.
Sometimes I feel lucky knowing that this has never happened to me, and then I feel bad knowing that it'll happen someday
kikongokiller it happens to me at least once a year for some bizarre reason.
Did you happen to piss off any shamans or witches?
Please don't ruin Curly, kthx
┬┴┤o ͜ʖ ͡o) Mecha Milk
I will just be over in the corner being sick and oof my head is sore this morning lol
Is it too much to ask that a boy loves me for who I am not who they want me to be?
Ah vodka I love it and it loves me shame it also tries to change me lol.
Love is whack, yo
And when there's no love, whack it!
What a horribe day I think it's definitely time for a very large vodka
A day without vidka is no day at all
No, I'm certainly not Russian
My dream is to own a bath tub big enough that my feet, knee's and boobs can all be under the water at the same time lol.
I don't know about you, but I absolutely love having to curl up into a ball just to fit in the tub
Oh its wonderful to have to contort myself just to be fully submerged lol
Move to Japan, get a massive bath tub, profit
I'm not built for no soft ass man. I talk back and I do not listen. Remember this fact lol.
Personally I'm not built for any man
*points at avatar* I'm not even built as a man!
Step on me mommy /s
To all temp memebers in or around Glasgow stay safe this storm is the worst in a long while. Wind 85mph and rapidly getting faster.
Stay safe over there! That sounds absolutely awful
It is but i am safe in my house
Winds got upto over 100mphs seems to finished now thankfully
Trust me; you can dance. ~ Vodka
Well thats the EoF about to go to shit again lol thanks USO
TIL people necro status posts
Yes @dAVID_ that very thread lol
its a minibump
Fuck cant belive i need to drive for 5 hours arrrrgh
I hate driving i normally get someone to drive me lol.
oooooh I see love live! I didn't know you were a filthy idol weeb too!
Its actually only temporary as lost a bet to someone will be changed in a few hours.
Put me in a room with everyone who talks shit about me and watch how friendly they become.
I'm mistaken for a flirt when I'm friendly, a bitch when I'm blunt, and shy when I'm quiet. I give up even trying anymore.
*slaps roof of humanity* this bad boy can be so fucking annoying sometimes.
You just need a big hug! /hugs
Thank you brickmik82 im just pissed off and emotional at certain people on the site but hey i will be fine.
I've got a list of names and yours is in red, underlined i check it once, then I check it twice, oh!
Ooh, look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me
Ooh, look what you made me do
I don't like your kingdom keys
They once belonged to me
You ask me for a place to sleep
Locked me out and threw a feast (what!?)
The world moves on, another day, another drama, drama
But not for me, not for me, all I think about is karma
And then the world moves on, but one thing's for sure (sure)
Maybe I got mine, but you'll all get yours
Behind you is all your memories. Before you all your dreams. Around you all who love you. Within you all you need.
and above is the ceiling
Behind you is a three-headed monkey. Everyone knows that! (sorry, going back to my cave)
There's a "between your legs" masturbation joke here but I can't quite find it
Don't get your knickers in a knot. It solves nothing and makes you sit funny.
fuck dislexia; thanks for clearing it up!
Eh, some people like having things constantly up their asses
I agree but not constantly lol
Sleeping is nice. You forget about everything for a little while.
Sleeping forever would be nice sometimes.