Why were we not told? Aren't you supposed to be, I dunno, preaching the gospel of bacon, yet you hide this from us?
I mean, Bacon chocolate chip cookies with maple cinnamon glaze?
Bacon-flavoured cotton candy?
Yet the only use for bacon that you advocate is... well, it involves your naked body and does not bear mention.
Fellow Tempers... I bring you the light.
PS: A bar of dark chocolate infused with the flavor of applewood smoked bacon...
I mean, Bacon chocolate chip cookies with maple cinnamon glaze?
Bacon-flavoured cotton candy?
Yet the only use for bacon that you advocate is... well, it involves your naked body and does not bear mention.
Fellow Tempers... I bring you the light.
PS: A bar of dark chocolate infused with the flavor of applewood smoked bacon...