Never Say These 4 Words to the Person Next to You on a Plane, Expert Warns

[Mr_Reaper]

Ok, this was a stupid click-bait slideshow article that popped up on my Bing new tab page, but It also makes a good topic for EOF!

https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/ar...arns/ss-AARSuQt?ocid=BingHp01&fullscreen=true


What would be yours?


How about...

"Wanna see my wiener?"

 

[Flame]

Death to the West?

 

[Deleted member 323844]

we're all gonna die​

 

[Veho]

Never greet your friend Jack on a plane.

 

[Mr_Reaper]

Never greet your friend Jack on a plane.

You need to make it into 4 words. Like if your friend, Jack, is hard of hearing, you'd have to shout it a second time....

"Hi, Jack. ... HI, JACK!"

 

[AncientBoi]

Wheres the beef?

 

[BigOnYa]

Intercom- "If Anyone can fly a plane, come to the front please." -
Intercom- "Oh, and were out of Coffee?" -("Airplane" movie reference.)

 

[AmandaRose]

Never greet your friend Jack on a plane.

Need to remember that when I go on holiday in January with my friend who just happens to be called Jack lol.

 

[AncientBoi]

"Did they just say they were out of Coffee?" ("Airplane" movie reference.)

Out Of COFFEE? Fuq!

 

[Veho]

Intercom- "Oh, and were out of Coffee?" -("Airplane" movie reference.)

WE RIOT!

 

[Noctosphere]

ALLAH HU AK BAR

 

[Localhorst86]

wanna see my bomb?

 

[Noctosphere]

Gotta catch em all

 

[BigOnYa]

Don't think I'm contagious...

 

[hippy dave]

Where's the other wing?

 

[Localhorst86]

oh look, a missile.

 

[BigOnYa]

I voted for Biden.

 

[SG854]

 

[Mr_Reaper]

"Something's on the wing!"

 

[Noctosphere]

BLOW THE BOMB UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!