What would you do to the user above you? *CREEPY AND WEIRD EDITION*

[Noctosphere]

Simple game, tell us what you would do to the user above you
Don't say stuff like "I'd ban him" please, be original, be creepy, be weird, be insane

For example "I'd slap her butt with a fly slapper", "I'd make him submit at the feet of my kitty and make him obey her"
"I'd stalk @Lilith Valentine and phonecall her and she'll just hear me breath heavily"
"I'd offer @VinsCool a gift card for a surgery to become a real furry"
Such stuff
Please, be insane
I gave some example, go ahead, what would you do to me?

 

[Veho]

Ban

 

[Deleted member 397813]

remind him that our country once won a war against their country with zero casualties

https://www.thestar.com/news/insight/2013/09/14/medak_pocket_canadas_forgotten_battle.html

 

[Noctosphere]

remind him that our country once won a war against their country with zero casualties

https://www.thestar.com/news/insight/2013/09/14/medak_pocket_canadas_forgotten_battle.html

I'd send him trump pictures, but they will be printed on a material that can't be thorn, burned, scraped, trashed or flushed down the toilet

 

[Deleted member 397813]

I'd send him trump pictures, but they will be printed on a material that can't be thorn, burned, scraped, trashed or flushed down the toilet

i'd let him know that I can just tape pictures of tom hanks onto them and everything will be fine

 

[VinsCool]

"I'd offer @VinsCool a gift card for a surgery to become a real furry"

So close to the greatest deal but you had to chose the worst option possible.
I'll accept cash, thanks.

 

[GeekyGuy]

So close to the greatest deal but you had to chose the worst option possible.
I'll accept cash, thanks.

Sprinkle cat kibble out for them...

 

[slaphappygamer]

Like your post.

 

[banjo2]

detach his hands

if you say "play him" you are officially cringe

 

[Deleted member 546149]

detach his hands

if you say "play him" you are officially cringe

i think i want you in bed

 

[IC_]

Do really insane furry things to them, what else would I do?

 

[Deleted member 546149]

Do really insane furry things to them, what else would I do?

I would hypnotize you to stop you from being a furry

 

[Noctosphere]

I would hypnotize you to stop you from being a furry

I would hypnotize you to become and act like a furry
works in both way right?

 

[Deleted member 546149]

I would hypnotize you to become and act like a furry
works in both way right?

Impossible

 

[Noctosphere]

Impossible

I'll make it possible

 

[Deleted member 546149]

I'll make it possible

i dare you try

 

[Noctosphere]

i dare you try

oooooo trust me... I'll dare

 

[Deleted member 546149]

oooooo trust me... I'll dare

ok when

 

[slaphappygamer]

Slaps you into furrydom

 

[Deleted member 546149]

Never