A cat bites you

[x65943]

What do you do next

 

[SAIYAN48]

Complain in Latin, what else?

 

[x65943]

The cat slaps you and challenges you to a singing and dancing montage

 

[Mama Looigi]

I bite it back ;3
I mean uh oh nooo... I got bit

 

[SAIYAN48]

The cat slaps you and challenges you to a singing and dancing montage

Challenge accepted!

 

[JuanMena]

I smile and pet it on it's fluffy belly... again.

 

[x65943]

The cat takes a look at you

I bite it back ;3
I mean uh oh nooo... I got bit

The cat looks at you and shouts "Mama Looigi!!"

 

[The Catboy]

 

[x65943]

Challenge accepted!

The cat performs two sideways pirouettes while spinning its tail at 90 degrees to create lift. Meanwhile it's singing an all a cappella rendition of Mozart's 5th.

At the end it bounces onto your head, briefly taking a nibble of your scalp

I smile and pet it on it's fluffy belly... again.

Your hand melts

 

[JuanMena]

Your hand melts

Impossiburu!

How will I touch myself later!?

 

[SAIYAN48]

This is one crazy cool cat!

 

[x65943]

Impossiburu!

How will I touch myself later!?

The cat shows you a diagram

 

[JuanMena]

The cat shows you a diagram
View attachment 247845

Hole shit, you just drew it.

Also... anybofy here has flexible toes?

 

[Crazynoob458]

i grab cat
i shove the cat up my mouth
i bite every time the cat does something immature

 

[slaphappygamer]

The cat slaps you and challenges you to a singing and dancing montage

Slap it back!

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

I don't even remember liking a single post in this thread

 

[slaphappygamer]

I don't even remember liking a single post in this thread

And now you have all of them. Collect the mall!

 

[x65943]

i grab cat
i shove the cat up my mouth
i bite every time the cat does something immature

The cat sinks lower into your esophagus and...

 

[Crazynoob458]

i

The cat sinks lower into your esophagus and...
View attachment 247848

proceed to bite cat just like the cat bit me

 

[x65943]

Slap it back!

You try to slap the cat, but at the last moment...