Guide: How to become a shitposter (UPDATED 3/10/2020) (Adjusted 2 not have the truth about our mods)

[Stealphie]

0. fuck off dyno people should follow this guide
1. Shitpost
2. (Optional) be funny
3. Get atleast one thread locked
4. Appear on the EoFCast
5. Get suspended atleast once
6. Complain about the politics section atleast once
7. Get threads made about you by other members
8. Create a new trend on the EoF atleast once
9. (CENSORED BY BIASED MODS)
10. Get a thread pinned on the EoF.

Congratulations, if you've managed to do all steps correctly, you are now a professional shitposter. Now pay me 100$, this guide isn't free.

 

[The Catboy]

Be a furry

 

[Stealphie]

I hope i don't get banned over this.

 

[VinsCool]

I hope i don't get banned over this.

Become a furry and no one will harm you.

 

[Stealphie]

Become a furry and no one will harm you.

ok uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu owo uhhhhh

 

[slaphappygamer]

ok uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu owo uhhhhh

So when are you going to appear on the EoF cast now? You’re this close.

 

[Stealphie]

So when are you going to appear on the EoF cast now? You’re this close.

I already appeared in the EoFCast, dummy.

 

[Deleted member 506316]

I already appeared in the EoFCast, dummy.

But have you gotten interviewed like me?

 

[DinohScene]

Thanks, I'll surely keep this in mind!

 

[Stealphie]

But have you gotten interviewed like me?

Nop

 

[Kioku]