The best liar

[JuanMena]

This is a game where you have to lie to us, but you gotta make it believable, so we can't differentiate if you're telling the truth or not.
Make 5 statements about anything you want.
3 must be a lie, and 2 must be true.
The statements can be as long as you want, and anyone can quote/reply your statements, or make questions in order to decide what's true and what's a lie.
If someone asks you if what you said is the truth or a lie, you have the option to keep lying in order to confuse us more.
The best liar, wins.

Get it?

Spoiler: Spoiler

Spoiler:

• There's no actual price if you win.
• There's no actual way to win.
• There will be no winner.

 

[JuanMena]

• I don't live in Mexico
• I hurt a kid once, nearly ripped his leg off.
• I've had many girlfriends
• I've never had a first kiss
• I like women older than me

 

[p1ngpong]

Don't make the game so easy, it's common knowledge you are a kissless virgin child abuser.

 

[JuanMena]

Don't make the game so easy, it's common knowledge you are a kissless virgin child abuser.

Hello Clarice. I was thinking about you just this morning when I burned my coffee.

 

[slaphappygamer]

I’ve never had braces
I’ve eaten a spider once
I currently have a discolored toenail
I can swim
I’ve killed with a rope

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• I don't live in Mexico LIE
• I hurt a kid once, nearly ripped his leg off. TRUTH
• I've had many girlfriends TRUTH
• I've never had a first kiss LIE
• I like women older than me TRUTH

 

[Alexander1970]

I own a Switch.
I am an impolite Guy.
I love McDonalds.
I understand every english Joke here.
I am an English Man.

 

[UltraSUPRA]

I'm not old enough to drink.
I have a tattoo.
I own an Atari Jaguar.
My PSP's battery is expanding.
I take extra-special care of my electronics.

 

[slaphappygamer]

I own a Switch. LIE
I am an impolite Guy. DOUBLE LIE
I love McDonalds.
I understand every english Joke here.
I am an English Man.

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I'm not old enough to drink.
I have a tattoo. LIE
I own an Atari Jaguar.
My PSP's battery is expanding.
I take extra-special care of my electronics. SUPER LIE

 

[Stealphie]

I have more than 1K hours on TF2.
My favorite gaming OST is Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney's OST
I have had 2 cats and 2 dogs at the same time.
I have watched Rick & Morty
I don't like Soda

 

[UltraSUPRA]

@slaphappygamer Missed one!

 

[slaphappygamer]

@slaphappygamer Missed one!

I'm not old enough to drink.
I have a tattoo. LIE
I own an Atari Jaguar.
My PSP's battery is expanding. LIE
I take extra-special care of my electronics.

revised

 

[JuanMena]

Damn p1ngpong... if I've gotten his reply I could've finished a joke.
Always ruining my fun ಠ︵ಠ


I'm surprised though, that none asked me what was a lie and what isn't.

Fun fact: I did nearly ripped off someone's leg when I was a child ＼(°o°)／
Fun fact 2: My first kiss was with Gina, my 1st gf way back in 1998.

 

[UltraSUPRA]

revised

3 must be a lie

 

[JuanMena]

Yeah, I just broke my own rules ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Actually, 2 arent true... so ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

 

[VinsCool]

The key to lie properly is by simply not saying a thing. What you don't say isn't technically lying.

 

[slaphappygamer]

The key to lie properly is by simply not saying a thing. What you don't say isn't technically lying.

LIES!