U have 15 minutes left to live | How would U use them

[JuanMena]

If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me.
'Nuff said.

 

[Stealphie]

If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me.
Nuff'said.

I would watch all of the Shrek movies sped up at the same time/

 

[JuanMena]

I would watch all of the Shrek movies sped up at the same time/

Ew

 

[Stealphie]

Ew

Actually no, only Shrek 1 and 4 are good.
If i knew how to speedrun SM64 i'd speedrun that as my last 15 mins.

 

[JuanMena]

Actually no, only Shrek 1 and 4 are good.
If i knew how to speedrun SM64 i'd speedrun that as my last 15 mins.

I'm not the one to judge, but Shrek is probably one if my least favourite things in the world.
Shrek, The Simpsons, Pew and Kirsten Dunst.

 

[Deleted member 397813]

make a you have 15 minutes to live meme, and die whilst thinking of a good punchline.

 

[VinsCool]

I would kill myself. Not gonna waste any more time.

 

[hippy dave]

If I'm going down,

While you're down there love...

 

[Localhorst86]

delete my browser history and wipe some harddrives.

 

[tfocosta]

I would watch Nyan Cat (sound on) during the whole 15-minute period until I die...

Spoiler: Nyan Cat

 

[Flame]

eat burger and take a shit.

 

[AmandaRose]

I would have sex with my hunky next door neighbour one last time. Don't know what I would do with the remaining 13 minutes though.  He is gorgeous but has no lasting power

 

[p1ngpong]

Make my browser history even more incriminating than it already is while having one last sweet ultra fap!

 

[Flame]

I would have sex with my hunky next door neighbour one last time. Don't know what I would do with the remaining 13 minutes though.  He is gorgeous but has no lasting power

Make my browser history even more incriminating than it already is while having one last sweet ultra fap!

sex jokes are not funny when you about to die.

cum on people!

 

[Deleted member 506316]

I would cryogenically preserver myself until there is a cute for my condition. Then find myself a lover.

 

[JuanMena]

eat burger and take a shit.

when you die, your muscles relaxes so fine, that you shit yourself anyways.
So... double shit for you.

 

[Flame]

when you die, your muscles relaxes so fine, that you shit yourself anyways.
So... double shit for you.

if i die. do you thing i give a shit.

ba dum tss

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

I would eat everyone's ice cream from refridgerator and if i have some time left i would take one last good fap because i am not sure if i will be able to do it in afterlife (if there's even one that is)

 

[Chains]

I would watch all of the Shrek movies sped up at the same time/

How's that different from any other day?

I'd spend the last 15 minutes with my loved ones.

 

[slaphappygamer]

have sex and smoke a fatty