how 2 get gbatemp patron status 4ever

[Stealphie]

step 1. buy me 10$ gbatemp patron
step 2. give me your credit card numbers and the 3 numbers on the back
step 3. done

 

[slaphappygamer]

Hmm. Not working yet. I think you may need to include the expiration date. I’ll try and report back.

 

[GhostLatte]

Instructions unclear: got my dick stuck in the van exhaust.

 

[Stealphie]

Instructions unclear: got my dick stuck in the van exhaust.

the van has no exhaust

 

[CeeDee]

wow it worked!!!!

 

[Little_Anonymous_Hacker]

There's a better way.

Step 1. Become a Patron.
Step 2. Cancel after a month or two.
Step 3. Enjoy being a Patron forever. Nobody checks to see if you're still a Patron after you first become one!

I know of a user who's already done this for nearly 2 years. (No, I'm not telling who!)

 

[GhostLatte]

Might become a patron to have a van background on my profile.

 

[RandomUser]

Well that won't work for Discover and American Express card. Because:

1. Discover card has all the info on the back of the card and
2. American Express has 4 digit security code and it is located on the front of the card.

 

[Deleted member 397813]

instructions unclear: accidentally signed myself up for patreon lol

 

[VinsCool]

Wait, you're saying I've been wasting my money for all this time?

 

[CeeDee]

Well that won't work for Discover and American Express card. Because:

1. Discover card has all the info on the back of the card and
2. American Express has 4 digit security code and it is located on the front of the card.

That's fine but who actually uses those tbh

 

[RandomUser]

That's fine but who actually uses those tbh

Discover for the paranoid, want to make sure all the info is hidden when using it and AMEX is for the cocky, that shows all the info in full view.
But yeah, that is a good point, so perhaps nobody?

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

Wait, you're saying I've been wasting my money for all this time?

Yes

 

[Tweaker_Modding]

instructions were unclear my credit card got stolen by tech support scammers

 

[Chary]

>be minox
>be staff
>test patreon role before it rolls out
>patreon goes live and forgets to remove role
>costello holds raffle
>minox wins
>isn't a real patreon
>gets laughed at live on twitch for being fake patreon