Who's the mother of my baby?

[JuanMena]

I just ate three tortas, and a full plate of rice and I got pragnent, but I'm not sure who's the mother of my child. Help me please.

Spoiler: PRAGNENT FATHERNITY PROOF

 

[x65943]

you

 

[VinsCool]

Not preggo, only fat.

 

[JuanMena]

Pragnent for some hours, still can't identify the mother.

 

[VinsCool]

Pragnent for some hours, still can't identify the mother.

When you ultimately give birth in the toilet, go with the texture.
Going to bet on corn.

 

[JuanMena]

When you ultimately give birth in the toilet, go with the texture.
Going to bet on corn.

I didn't ate Corn.
I ate three of these + a full plate of rice:

 

[VinsCool]

I didn't ate Corn.
I ate three of these + a full plate of rice:

if you already know the parent, why do you even question?
Wore protection and actually got pregnant a different day?

 

[JuanMena]

if you already know the parent, why do you even question?
Wore protection and actually got pregnant a different day?

I'm a bitch and I don't know how to control myself.

 

[VinsCool]

I'm a bitch and I don't know how to control myself.

fukkin whore lol

 

[JuanMena]

PS: I'm going to be the father, I need to know who's going to be the mommy.

 

[JuanMena]

Ok, seems like I'm about be giving birth in a couple hours.
I'll let you know if it's a liquid or a solid baby.


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[Deleted member 507653]

WAIT U FORGOT TO NAME IT

 

[StrayGuitarist]

... Couldn't be me, could it? I mean, I fit all of the requirements..

1. I am a lady
2. I am exist on GBATemp forum
3. I may sometimes execute a sexual action
4. I consume food as well, especially greasy food, and too much of it

Am I your unpregonate baby mama?

 

[slimbizzy]

no. it is i. for my name is mami tomi.

 

[Stealphie]

The mother is the baby itself dumbass

 

[StrayGuitarist]

no. it is i. for my name is mami tomi.

Oh, whew. I can barely handle taking care of myself, let alone a child.

 

[Deleted User]

the mother is actually me

 

[JuanMena]

Ok I just want everyone to know that I had a very, very healthy baby.
Thanks for your help everybody.
tempBOT is the mother.

 

[Alexander1970]

I miss xX_darknesss_Xx as Choice......

 

[JuanMena]

Done, please keep voting, as today I might get pragnent with Meat Tacos.