My first EoF thread.

[rvtr]

Title says all.

 

[GABO1423]

Title says all.

But it ain't your first rodeo my friend.....

 

[rvtr]

But it ain't your first rodeo my friend.....

No it isn't. Because I've never been to one.

 

[Alexander1970]

No it isn't. Because I've never been to one.

...and you should better have let it be....

Now you are DOOMED and CURSED........

 

[rvtr]

...and you should better have let it be....

Now you are DOOMED and CURSED........

Ah. Pity.

 

[p1ngpong]

I am here to break in this eof virgin. Just lay down and think of your crappy little switch games while I make a woman out of you.

 

[rvtr]

I am here to break in this eof virgin. Just lay down and think of your crappy little switch games while I make a woman out of you.

My... crappy switch games? ;picardfacepalm; I don't have a switch. I haven't even ever touched a switch.

 

[GABO1423]

My... crappy switch games? icardfacepalm: I don't have a switch. I haven't even ever touched a switch.

Buddy, run. Run while you can.....

 

[slaphappygamer]

This is so much fun. Like running with knives.

 

[GABO1423]

This is so much fun. Like running with knives.

And you're supposed to repair Internet connections.... actually yeah I can see that.

 

[Alexander1970]

This is so much fun. Like running with knives.

Didn't your Mom tell you ?

"Messer,Gabel,Schere,Licht
sind für kleine Kinder nicht..."

Spoiler: Sorry,but it sounds better in German....

"Knife, fork, scissors, light
are not for small children ... "

 

[VinsCool]

Didn't your Mom tell you ?

"Messer,Gabel,Schere,Licht
sind für kleine Kinder nicht..."

Spoiler: Sorry,but it sounds better in German....

"Knife, fork, scissors, light
are not for small children ... "

Especially nearby power outlets.

 

[GABO1423]

Especially nearby power outlets.

Now I know why I'm broken.

 

[VinsCool]

Now I know why I'm broken.

"Look mom! Fork in the outlet!"
*ZAAAP*

 

[GABO1423]

"Look mom! Fork in the outlet!"
*ZAAAP*

And from that moment onward, I became a psycho who laughed hysterically when he saw a dead bird in front of him at the age of 6.

 

[VinsCool]

And from that moment onward, I became a psycho who laughed hysterical when he saw a dead bird in front of him at the age of 6.

To be fair, I know I would have laughed too.

 

[GABO1423]

To be fair, I know I would have laughed too.

Well, my sister was fucking mortified. So yeah....

 

[Alexander1970]

And then comes Achmed (A turkish born German):

"Hallo ? Habe geschraubt an meine TV,dann Bssss..... und jetz keine Licht in ganze Strasse mehr... warum ?

Sorry,again,better in German...
"Hello? I screwed on my TV, then bssss..... and now no light in the whole street ... why?

 

[VinsCool]

And then comes Achmed (A turkish born German):

"Hallo ? Habe geschraubt an meine TV,dann Bssss..... und jetz keine Licht in ganze Strasse mehr... warum ?

Sorry,again,better in German...
"Hello? I screwed on my TV, then bssss..... and now no light in the whole street ... why?

 

[GABO1423]

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That hits too close to home.