Animal thread

[x65943]

I'm not a furry or nothin' , but if you guys had to be an animal which would you pick?

I'd pick dolphin, I love to swim - plus dolphins are smart, very social, and have few natural predators

 

[VinsCool]

Cat. I will pick cat.

 

[AmandaRose]

I will pick penguin why no idea other than they are my favourite animal. Just look how cute they are.

 

[slimbizzy]

i would pick a horse. now see there are many reasons why i want to be a horse.

lets start with the obvious.

i am a horse. i have a big penis.
i have a tail that is used to make violin thingies.
i have very long nails.
i have cowboys sit on my back and whip me(no i'm not into that jesus christ).

next, i need to include other things.

doggy style is my favorite. and i need to do doggy style to do sex. win win.
i eat grass. i like grass because it is green. green is a nice color so i will eat it. it also reminds me of cheap weed.
i have big teef that i can use to bite people.
i am big. i can step on things.
my legs are super powerful.
i have awesome thighs. therefor, i save lives.

the list goes on.

 

[IC_]

I'd rather just be a tree or some other plant if I have to be a life form

 

[x65943]

I'd rather just be a tree or some other plant if I have to be a life form

when I was younger and things were rough I used to think being a rock would be badass - I thought about that way too much

 

[Stealphie]

I would be a human.

 

[x65943]

I would be a human.

ban'd

 

[Stealphie]

ban'd

no u

 

[x65943]

no u

oh shit he got me, well it's been fun guise

【delets self】

 

[AmandaRose]

I would be a human.

Human the worst type of animal. Why on earth would you want to be one of them

 

[x65943]

Human the worst type of animal. Why on earth would you want to be one of them

some people are really addicted to GBAtemp

 

[Stealphie]

oh shit he got me, well it's been fun guise

【delets self】

x65943
Banned
Said Piracy was good
ended up banning himself after being no u'ed.

 

[AmandaRose]

some people are really addicted to GBAtemp

Well its a better addiction than my previous one of drugs I guess.

 

[Alexander1970]

Doggy of course...

 

[AmandaRose]

Doggy of course...

View attachment 217247

Good choice you get lots of love from everyone and you get to shit wherever you want

 

[mrnintendoguy]

I'm not a furry or nothin' , but if you guys had to be an animal which would you pick?

I'd pick dolphin, I love to swim - plus dolphins are smart, very social, and have few natural predators

i think being a bird would be pretty fun

 

[Deleted User]

kerberos

 

[slaphappygamer]

A platypus. With those fucking venomous talons and superb swimming ability. I’d be unstoppable! Not to mention I’d be strong as fuck. Also pretty smart and cunning af, too.

Definitely NOT a cat, dog, or any other domesticated animal. I don’t want to rely on humans to tell me when to eat and sleep. Some of those humans are fucked up.