Get in the van - Origin story

[Jiehfeng]

I'm on to you @GhostLatte

 

[GhostLatte]

Every hero has an origin story. Mine just happens to involve a big white van.

 

[IncredulousP]

Mine just happens to involve a big white van.

It was black when he bought it.

 

[Jiehfeng]

It was black when he bought it.

 

[GhostLatte]

It was black when he bought it.

Homemade milk tends to stain

 

[VinsCool]

Homemade milk tends to stain

Clearly it polymerized into a thick paint that also dissolves rust.

 

[GhostLatte]

Clearly it polymerized into a thick paint that also dissolves rust.

I’m Man-Spider what can I say.

 

[Alexander1970]

If I had not been in the VAN before, I would really scare ...

 

[GhostLatte]

I’m Man-Spider what can I say.

And no I’m not Spider-Man. I dragged the spider into the van

 

[Alexander1970]

And no I’m not Spider-Man. I dragged the spider into the van

Says the man who complains about filthy roommates...

 

[Jiehfeng]

And no I’m not Spider-Man. I dragged the spider into the van

Legend has it, GhostLatte was the guy who bit Peter Parker when he was put in the van. Explains all the sticky stuff.

 

[Alexander1970]

If you were once in the VAN and somehow managed to get out there again, you do not want to go back in ... believe me ...

 

[Jiehfeng]

If you were once in the VAN and somehow managed to get out there again, you do not want to go back in ... believe me ...

Stop spreading false propaganda, you're better than this Alexander the Great.

 

[Alexander1970]

Stop spreading false propaganda, you're better than this Alexander the Great.

I have evidence ..... you just do not want to see it, really do not,believe me ... nobody wants to see that !!!

 

[IC_]

If you were once in the VAN and somehow managed to get out there again, you do not want to go back in ... believe me ...

I've been in the van and it's amazing

 

[Alexander1970]

I've been in the van and it's amazing

You are a GIRL,my Lady.

 

[Jiehfeng]

I have evidence ..... you just do not want to see it, really do not,believe me ... nobody wants to see that !!!

Oh dear, this man has been torn a new one. Press F to pay respects. ;-;

 

[GhostLatte]

I've been in the van and it's amazing

Please leave a review on the Yelp page for the van. Thank you!

 

[GhostLatte]

You are a GIRL,my Lady.

I fail to see the problem