Swedish scientist suggests eating "long pig" to fight climate change

[Reynardine]

I'll go back to soybeans and SNES games, that's nicer.

 

[Godofcheese]

I'll go back to soybeans and SNES games, that's nicer.

You can't eat snes games :/

 

[kumikochan]

Yup. If from US you need to rinsed with chlorine. Just like chicken and salad.
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/06/13/chl...y-threat-to-us-uk-trade-deal-post-brexit.html

well not only that, most chemicals that are in food in the US have been banned in Europe for health safety. Many food additives have been known to cause cancer that are still used in food in the US and farm animals have been pumped full of drugs to make them bigger and so forth. The things that cause cancer and other harmful effects to the body banned in Europe but used in food in the US is '' Potassium bromate, azordicarbonamide,ADA, BHA, BHT, brominated vegetable oil, food dyes, growth hormones, ractopamine etc ...''

 

[H1B1Esquire]

I offer my exquisite palate for palpable delicacies to single women over 18 who keep themselves clean, if we're taking pre-orders on bodies.

I guess Game$top just got new competition

Other jokes:
Who do you complain to if the human tastes bad?
If you're on the pedo list, can you eat children?
Does human have to be cooked to 165°F?
Is the "special sauce" going to be like

Spoiler: this

Will it only be big pingas?
Will there be new size orders on boobs, asses, and dicks? Will it cost more?
Are we going to go back to making bone art jewelry?
How are they going to clean the body parts? What about those grotesque

Spoiler: feetseses

?
Can we order human at a drive-through: one large blood drink, one D-cup titty (hold the milk), one McFrothy with two medium-sized left nuts on top, half-a-buttcheek (no hair), and a large pinga with a sphincter casing? All for a little under $69.69, with coupon/app order, boiiiii?
Will there be different versions between "white" "meat" and "dark" "meat"?
Will your dead guy face be featured on the box?

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You can't eat snes games :/

But you can eat X1 games

and Switch


I know what you're thinking and I don't know if they're 18+.

 

[Godofcheese]

I offer my exquisite palate for palpable delicacies to single women over 18 who keep themselves clean, if we're taking pre-orders on bodies.

I guess Game$top just got new competition

Other jokes:
Who do you complain to if the human tastes bad?
If you're on the pedo list, can you eat children?
Does human have to be cooked to 165°F?
Is the "special sauce" going to be like

Spoiler: this

Will it only be big pingas?
Will there be new size orders on boobs, asses, and dicks? Will it cost more?
Are we going to go back to making bone art jewelry?
How are they going to clean the body parts? What about those grotesque

Spoiler: feetseses

?
Can we order human at a drive-through: one large blood drink, one D-cup titty (hold the milk), one McFrothy with two medium-sized left nuts on top, half-a-buttcheek (no hair), and a large pinga with a sphincter casing? All for a little under $69.69, with coupon/app order, boiiiii?
Will there be different versions between "white" "meat" and "dark" "meat"?
Will your dead guy face be featured on the box?

To avoid all of this I'm sure everyone will be mixed into a slurry and made into some weird pink McDonalds meat

 

[catlover007]

oh, please this thread is, or is going to be, more or less bad provocation, to discredit people who aren't ignoring/denying climate change.

 

[wartutor]

I offer my exquisite palate for palpable delicacies to single women over 18 who keep themselves clean, if we're taking pre-orders on bodies.

I guess Game$top just got new competition

Other jokes:
Who do you complain to if the human tastes bad?
If you're on the pedo list, can you eat children?
Does human have to be cooked to 165°F?
Is the "special sauce" going to be like

Spoiler: this

Will it only be big pingas?
Will there be new size orders on boobs, asses, and dicks? Will it cost more?
Are we going to go back to making bone art jewelry?
How are they going to clean the body parts? What about those grotesque

Spoiler: feetseses

?
Can we order human at a drive-through: one large blood drink, one D-cup titty (hold the milk), one McFrothy with two medium-sized left nuts on top, half-a-buttcheek (no hair), and a large pinga with a sphincter casing? All for a little under $69.69, with coupon/app order, boiiiii?
Will there be different versions between "white" "meat" and "dark" "meat"?
Will your dead guy face be featured on the box?

-------

But you can eat X1 games

and Switch


I know what you're thinking and I don't know if they're 18+.

Now it just got taken up a notch...bamm

 

[H1B1Esquire]

some weird pink McDonalds meat

You're right

I like the wording of "breast carcasses".

 

[morvoran]

Yup. If from US you need to rinsed with chlorine. Just like chicken and salad.
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/06/13/chl...y-threat-to-us-uk-trade-deal-post-brexit.html

If you saw some of the responses from the thread I started about washing your hands after using the restroom, you'd want the meat to be bleached too before eating it.

 

[Reynardine]

You're right

I like the wording of "breast carcasses".

Ew, this looks nasty. Many food stuffs look rather not so pleasing when you see how they are produced.

Edit:
I try to avoid heavily processed foods and additives as much as I can.

Can you believe how hard it is to find even a jar of pickles here in Germany without any added sugar or fructose/glucose?
Or a can of tomatoes without citric acid?

Just to give an example, with other additives it's much the same.

I think the situation in the US is even worse. We often go shopping over in France because their stuff is better.

 

[H1B1Esquire]

I think the situation in the US is even worse.

https://www.dietzandwatson.com/product/Kosher-Pickles
Tell your grocer to get some.....or get a mouthful of Deitz Nuts

 

[Rolf12]

If you saw some of the responses from the thread I started about washing your hands after using the restroom, you'd want the meat to be bleached too before eating it.

I'm good. First I think it's disgusting to treat and keep animals in a way that forces the carcasses to be rinsed with chlorine before eaten. And I have from good sources (veterinarian) that meat from the country I live is safe. Since how they are bred is well regulated and checked.

 

[Reynardine]

https://www.dietzandwatson.com/product/Kosher-Pickles
Tell your grocer to get some.....or get a mouthful of Deitz Nuts

Meat nuts!

Haha, I just laughed my ass off on that commerical.

Edit:
Hmm, those pickles contain sodium benzoate. I've no idea what that is, but google tells me it might be not so healthy.
Ah, you never really know with these preservatives and all that stuff.

But they are sugar free and kosher, so that's something! ;P

 

[H1B1Esquire]

but google tells me it might be not so healthy.

Thankfully, it's only 1%--much less than certain drinks. The Kosher part is a huge plus, as well.

 

[Reynardine]

Thankfully, it's only 1%--much less than certain drinks. The Kosher part is a huge plus, as well.

I agree!

 

[IncredulousP]

But can we eat babies? they are soft and juicy.

a modest proposal, let's partake

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Sounds too fancy
I'm a cannibal not a fancy person

why not both? join the white glove society today!

 

[burial]

Jokes on u.....we atheists already eat babies.

 

[DarkCoffe64]

Eating the dead?
Well, I guess that would probably solve the situation of a zombie attack, eh.
And well, if I were to eat my recently deceased grandma, I wouldn't have much to eat, she's literally skin and bones.



...rip grandma...

 

[yuyuyup]

Forget about becoming a vegan or eating bugs as the future source of foods to fight climate change, the newest craze to stave off our need for beef and pork is a meat source that is available all over the world, every where you look, even in your mirror. For those who don't know, "long pig" is the term cannibals use for human flesh. If you are planning to move or want to travel to Sweden, be careful if a friendly Swede asks you over for dinner. They may mean it quite literally.

Swedish Scientist Proposes Cannibalism to Fight Climate Change

Swedish behavioural scientist Magnus Söderlund has suggested that eating other people after they die could be a means of combatting climate change.

The scientist mentioned the possibility of cannibalism during a broadcast on Swedish television channel TV4 this week about a fair in Stockholm regarding “food of the future”.

Söderlund is set to hold seminars at the event, entitled “Gastro Summit — about the future of food” where he intends to discuss the possibility of eating people in the name of cutting down greenhouse emissions.

According to his research, the main problem with the idea is the widespread taboo of eating human flesh and said that conservative attitudes could make it hard to convince Swedes at large to take up the practice of cannibalism.

The rest of the story can be found at the source.
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In a world where we treat our pets better than our own human family members, when we would rather save eagle egg's over unborn babies, and how we just step over homeless people in the streets and act like they don't exist rather than help them improve their life, I can't say this suggestion of cannibalism comes as a surprise to me. Where I agree with this scientist is when he states, "conservative attitudes could make it hard to convince Swedes at large to take up the practice of cannibalism". I can imagine cannibalism being a possibility to someone with a "liberal" or "progressive" attitude.

What do you think? Would you eat "long pig" if it would save the world? Should we eat our dead? Would you try lab grown human flesh?

All opinions are welcome, but I can't guarantee you won't be judged by your peers.

I'm sorry but this retarded shit should be moderated.

 

[morvoran]

I'm sorry but this retarded shit should be moderated.

thanks for your opinion, come enjoy the conversation and stay on topic. We're trying to save the world here.

And well, if I were to eat my recently deceased grandma, I wouldn't have much to eat, she's literally skin and bones.

I wish I had skin and bones to chew on, my grandparents are just ashes.