Hello GBATemp! My name is Paolo and check out my signature!

[Paolosworld]

while i really want to disagree you have no idea how many wins i got in that game with 3 kills or less . . . by the time i get like 5 kills im upset with the silliest sounding rage "5 kills!... fuckin 5!!!, i should have won at least 3 games by now . . . argggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" . . . sigh no one would watch me if i streamed people dont like ear rape rage

Wait what the hell are you talking about
Speak english please.

 

[wormdood]

Wait what the hell are you talking about
Speak english please.

im talking about the only game with this message as a victory screen

VictoryRoyale

 

[Paolosworld]

im talking about the only game with this message as a victory screen

What Game?

you better quit while your ahead...

 

[wormdood]

What Game?

you better quit while your ahead...

. . . final answer

 

[Paolosworld]

. . . final answer

I F Y O U S A Y T H E W O R D
I W I L L S C R E A M .

 

[Paolosworld]

Shocked and heartbroken, but it’s true.
An official statement will come out when I have one.

(Look at sig now)

 

[Dionicio3]

Shocked and heartbroken, but it’s true.
An official statement will come out when I have one.

(Look at sig now)

Honestly, no one cares about every tiny detail. It's a waste of your time, everyone else's time who see the title and think it's something important, and server space


Just stop

 

[Paolosworld]

Honestly, no one cares about every tiny detail. It's a waste of your time, everyone else's time who see the title and think it's something important, and server space


Just stop

WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME AROUND JESUS GIVE ME A BREAK IM TRYNA BE FUNNY ARGH

 

[Dionicio3]

WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME AROUND JESUS GIVE ME A BREAK IM TRYNA BE FUNNY ARGH

Recent threads, also how is making pointless blogs that has a lack of any joke "funny"?

 

[Paolosworld]

Recent threads, also how is making pointless blogs that has a lack of any joke "funny"?

Do you want me to draw you a fucking diagram?

I think they’re funny, so I make them.

The last post was SUPPOSED to be “funny” by it coming out of the blue when y’all everybody forgot about this thread.
It would also make this entire introduction thread make zero sense, so might as well follow up.

You’ve been commenting on most of my stuff lately too...
To feel the need to shit on every little move I made makes you look like just as much of an attention-seeker as I do.

Fuck off out of here

EDIT:
Okay fuck it let’s just drop it so the thread goes under

 

[Dionicio3]

Do you want me to draw you a fucking diagram?

I think they’re funny, so I make them.

The last post was SUPPOSED to be “funny” by it coming out of the blue when y’all everybody forgot about this thread.
It would also make this entire introduction thread make zero sense, so might as well follow up.

You’ve been commenting on most of my stuff lately too...
To feel the need to shit on every little move I made makes you look like just as much of an attention-seeker as I do.

Also thanks for completely ruining the joke.
Fuck off out of here

If you're the only person who thinks they're funny, and literally no one else thinks they are, they're not funny.

Absolutely no one viewed this thread for 2 months until you suddenly decided to bring it back because you feel like you should make an "official statement" whenever something so small happens no one would ever notice. No sane person is going to write a novel on how they stubbed their toe last night, and yet you seem like you would absolutely and happily do that. Just chill with the blogs, small updates like this is what the status updates are for

 

[Paolosworld]

If you're the only person who thinks they're funny, and literally no one else thinks they are, they're not funny.

Absolutely no one viewed this thread for 2 months until you suddenly decided to bring it back because you feel like you should make an "official statement" whenever something so small happens no one would ever notice. No sane person is going to write a novel on how they stubbed their toe last night, and yet you seem like you would absolutely and happily do that. Just chill with the blogs, small updates like this is what the status updates are for

Don’t dictate to me how to use the damn site.

There isint going to be a fucking official statement, it was SUPPOSED to be a FUCKIN joke because I was acting like somebody died or some shit.

Also if you have a big enough ego to the point where you think your subjective sense of what’s funny and what isn’t dictates EVERYONES opinion on it, then it’s hard to really take the whole argument seriously at that point.

As far as sweating the small shit, I know full well what I’m doing. I’m pretending to be on-edge about everything! It’s SUPPOSED to be a joke! A FUCKIN SATIRICAL WAY TO MAKE FUN OF MYSELF.

At least have the decency in you to leave me alone whenever you see me talking with people. If you don’t like me don’t talk to me.
I don’t owe you shit.

If you want to be helpful or funny or at least fuckin decent then you can totally do whatever to anything I post.

At this point I can’t even take a shit without you standing by the stall.

 

[Dionicio3]

Don’t dictate to me how to use the damn site.

There isint going to be a fucking official statement, it was SUPPOSED to be a FUCKIN joke because I was acting like somebody died or some shit.

Also if you have a big enough ego to the point where you think your subjective sense of what’s funny and what isn’t dictates EVERYONES opinion on it, then it’s hard to really take the whole argument seriously at that point.

As far as sweating the small shit, I know full well what I’m doing. I’m pretending to be on-edge about everything! It’s SUPPOSED to be a joke! A FUCKIN SATIRICAL WAY TO MAKE FUN OF MYSELF.

At least have the decency in you to leave me alone whenever you see me talking with people. If you don’t like me don’t talk to me.
I don’t owe you shit.

If you want to be helpful or funny or at least fuckin decent then you can totally do whatever to anything I post.

At this point I can’t even take a shit without you standing by the stall.

Making a satirical joke about stuff you actually do isn't satire anymore, it's just a statement. Also, there's a small group where horrible posts show up, and let's just say you're a familiar name

 

[Paolosworld]

Making a satirical joke about stuff you actually do isn't satire anymore, it's just a statement. Also, there's a small group where horrible posts show up, and let's just say you're a familiar name

You litteraly address nothing else I said.
I don’t care if some group of neckbeards screencap my blogs for entertainment, THATS WHAT THEYRE FUCKIN FOR!

Stop debating to me weither my jokes are satirical by some dudes subjective sense of what structure satirical jokes must have and address the shit I said.

P.S... what’s the name of that thread? I want to see if I’m actually there.

 

[Dionicio3]

You litteraly address nothing else I said.
I don’t care if some group of neckbeards screencap my blogs for entertainment, THATS WHAT THEYRE FUCKIN FOR!

Stop debating to me weither my jokes are satirical by some dudes subjective sense of humor and address the shit I said.

P.S... what’s the name of that thread? I want to see if I’m actually there.

It isn't a thread it's a private group chat. Also what was there to address? There isn't anything. All you're saying is "haha i think it's funny so you're just wrong," which I already addressed. People genuinely don't like you, you're very annoying and will probably be irrelevant by the time 2020 rolls around, just like everyone from 2018 is. You're not some comedic genius, you're just another part of the lazy attempts at humor GBATemp gets yearly

 

[Paolosworld]

It isn't a thread it's a private group chat. Also what was there to address? There isn't anything. All you're saying is "haha i think it's funny so you're just wrong," which I already addressed. People genuinely don't like you, you're very annoying and will probably be irrelevant by the time 2020 rolls around, just like everyone from 2018 is. You're not some comedic genius, you're just another part of the lazy attempts at humor GBATemp gets yearly

Even though it isn’t accurate to say that EVERYONE that sees my shit genuinely dislikes me, let’s just say that they do.

On my own fucking status you said that a lot of the people on this site don’t like you. And now YOU MAKE THE ARGUMENT THAT IM NOT WELL LIKED!?

Also even if I was genuinely the most unfunny man alive and everybody thought so. The fact that you have the NERVE to say that IM THE ANNOYING ONE while you keep following me around just to cap every action I take with your critical comedy analysis is driving me crazy!

Please either be decent or get out of my FUCKIN BATHROOM and let me SHIT without you lecturing me on every fucking thing that I do.

 

[Dionicio3]

Even though it isn’t accurate to say that EVERYONE that sees my shit genuinely dislikes me, let’s just say that they do.

On my own fucking status you said that a lot of the people on this site don’t like you. And now YOU MAKE THE ARGUMENT THAT IM NOT WELL LIKED!?

Also even if I was genuinely the most unfunny man alive and everybody thought so. The fact that you have the NERVE to say that IM THE ANNOYING ONE while you keep following me around just to cap every action I take with your critical comedy analysis is driving me crazy!

Please either be decent or get out of my FUCKIN BATHROOM and let me SHIT without you lecturing me on every fucking thing that I do.

It is fairly accurate that either no one likes you or can barely tolerate you. Also when did I say a ton of people dislike me? I remember only saying a few. Also, I'll crap on anyone being a genuine pest to the site

 

[Paolosworld]

It is fairly accurate that either no one likes you or can barely tolerate you. Also when did I say a ton of people dislike me? I remember only saying a few. Also, I'll crap on anyone being a genuine pest to the site

Again, saying IM THE PEST

You litteraly have your head in my ass critiquing my insides while I’m just writing a BLOG.

Even if every single person and their fucking hampsters hated me, I still ain’t doing nothing wrong.
I write blogs and post on threads that I FUCKING MADE. WHAT A FUCKING PEST I AM.

If you wanna be helpful or funny or even half fuckin decent then you can criticize me and I’ll be FINE.

If you don’t like my shit then get away from my ass, don’t be self-richeous cunt who things that he’s vanquishing some contaminant from an otherwise pure and intellectual website.

Weither I’m hated or loved, or funny or not, either cut the bullshit or stop being a self-richeous cunt and fuck off to someone else’s thread.

 

[Dionicio3]

Again, saying IM THE PEST

You litteraly have your head in my ass critiquing my insides while I’m just writing a BLOG.

Even if every single person and their fucking hampsters hated me, I still ain’t doing nothing wrong.
I write blogs and post on threads that I FUCKING MADE. WHAT A FUCKING PEST I AM.

If you wanna be helpful or funny or even half fuckin decent then you can criticize me and I’ll be FINE.

If you don’t like my shit then get away from my ass, don’t be self-richeous cunt who things that he’s vanquishing some contaminant from an otherwise pure and intellectual website.

Weither I’m hated or loved, or funny or not, either cut the bullshit or stop being a self-richeous cunt and fuck off to someone else’s thread.

I can go to any thread I choose, and I have. You writting so many unessesary blogs is just a waste of recourses

 

[Alexander1970]

Yes, i´ll try your sig,whoa i´m so excited to see it,yes give it to me.....




OH NO IT´S GONE........