I ordered a chicken and am egg on ebay

[Noctosphere]

We will finally know which one came first

 

[slaphappygamer]

But are they being shipped from the same place?

 

[Noctosphere]

But are they being shipped from the same place?

nope, thats the point

 

[M7L7NK7]

what's an am egg?

 

[VinsCool]

what's an am egg?

A lapsus to say "I am egg"
This raises even more questions.

 

[AutumnWolf]

A lapsus to say "I am egg"
This raises even more questions.

the plot thickens

 

[Skittyusedcovet]

What if the egg hatches and grows into a chicken before you get the package?

 

[smileyhead]

Is the chicken live or not? It only counts if it is.

 

[FAST6191]

Bets on they arrive while you are out.

Is the chicken live or not? It only counts if it is.

Dead chicken can still be a cool thing

what's an am egg?

An amateur egg of course. Pro eggs are expensive and whether they are any better is dubious.

 

[Veho]

the plot thickens

The plot chickens.

 

[H1B1Esquire]

which one came first

Depends; the chicken can come if the cock is stud-level, but the egg can only fuck itself.


Eof serious: the egg is first because what would end up evolving into the chicken couldn't have evolved at level 36.

or

Which came first: Munchlax or Snorlax?

 

[Skittyusedcovet]

Depends; the chicken can come if the cock is stud-level, but the egg can only fuck itself.


Eof serious: the egg is first because what would end up evolving into the chicken couldn't have evolved at level 36.

or

Which came first: Munchlax or Snorlax?

In some cases it could be either. I need to sit down and do a proper analysis. Munchlax only started appearing in the third generation. Before anyone says, oh its a gen 4 pokemon. It actually made an appearance in the first set of mystery dungeon games red and blue which contained all 386 pokemon(up to gen 3). It showed up looking for food and you gave it food(Oh you awful person you are). If anything we have been encouraging these gluttonous beings since 1998 and it spawned an offspring a few years later.
To get a Munchlax we need two things.

1. Full essence - without this object being held by one of the Snorlaxs in a daycare no Munchlax can be produced
2. Male and female Snorlax - Alone without the special essence only Snorlax will appear from an egg creating more monstrosity among us.

So in conclusion Snorlax came first. It needs to be there first in numbers holding an item before its smaller monstrosity appears.

In regards to the other two questions I need to consult a professional and I will get back to you shortly.

(I have a very weird sense of humour. I also will go to bed after this so no need to worry.)

 

[Noctosphere]

In some cases it could be either. I need to sit down and do a proper analysis. Munchlax only started appearing in the third generation. Before anyone says, oh its a gen 4 pokemon. It actually made an appearance in the first set of mystery dungeon games red and blue which contained all 386 pokemon(up to gen 3). It showed up looking for food and you gave it food(Oh you awful person you are). If anything we have been encouraging these gluttonous beings since 1998 and it spawned an offspring a few years later.
To get a Munchlax we need two things.

1. Full essence - without this object being held by one of the Snorlaxs in a daycare no Munchlax can be produced
2. Male and female Snorlax - Alone without the special essence only Snorlax will appear from an egg creating more monstrosity among us.

So in conclusion Snorlax came first. It needs to be there first in numbers holding an item before its smaller monstrosity appears.

In regards to the other two questions I need to consult a professional and I will get back to you shortly.

(I have a very weird sense of humour. I also will go to bed after this so no need to worry.)

Well actually the real question would be
What did come first
Munchlax? Or munchlax egg?

 

[Skittyusedcovet]

Well actually the real question would be
What did come first
Munchlax? Or munchlax egg?

The munchlax egg came first. The Snorlaxs had to lay the egg(One of them holds the required essence) and then the egg hatches and then poof Munchlax appears. You can’t get Munchlax without an egg.

 

[Veho]

A lapsus to say "I am egg"
This raises even more questions.

It's not a lapsus, there's an "I" at the beginning of the sentence so a second one would be redundant.
He is egg.

 

[VinsCool]

It's not a lapsus, there's an "I" at the beginning of the sentence so a second one would be redundant.
He is egg.

Well now you say it I have to agree.
I declare this question solved.

But now, why is he egg? Does he have something he doesn't want to tell?

 

[Veho]

But now, why is he egg? Does he have something he doesn't want to tell?

He is actually Humpty Dumpty. He faked his own death to escape gambling debts. And taxes. But the truth will out.

 

[VinsCool]

He is actually Humpty Dumpty. He faked his own death to escape gambling debts. And taxes. But the truth will out.

 

[Veho]

 

[H1B1Esquire]

So in conclusion Snorlax came first.

Did you think of the possibility that there could be a cavity that opens as a result of the Full Incense? A new birthing canal for Munchlax vs a butthole for Snorlax.

More EoF research must be done.