Haikus

[Deleted member 381889]

Made a haiku thread
You can only talk like this
You can't talk in prose

 

[smileyhead]

Am I doing this right
Please tell me I am
I have no idea

 

[Deleted member 381889]

Am I doing this right
Please tell me I am
I have no idea

dude it's not that hard
575 it's easy
did you go to school

 

[smileyhead]

dude it's not that hard
575 it's easy
did you go to school

Oh, please forgive me
Never done something like this
Is it better now

 

[Deleted member 381889]

Oh, please forgive me
Never done something like this
Is it better now

yes well done that's good
you can now write a haiku
so proud of you lul

 

[drenal]

cool cool cool cool cool
cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
cool cool cool cool cool

 

[Alkéryn]

What is an haiku?
I never wrote one ever,
Syllables are weird

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I am baguette
Our Syllables different
So i don't know yours

 

[x65943]

A syllabary
Lends itself better to this,
Wouldn't you agree?

 

[VinsCool]

My head is heavy
My nose is now congested
Those are cold symptoms.

 

[SomeGamer]

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

 

[Meteor7]

That girl's ears are weird.
I'd say they're earregular.
...I may need to die.

 

[VinsCool]

That girl's ears are weird.
I'd say they're earregular.
...I may need to die.

No matter how limited in syllables you are, you still manage to drop these epic puns.

Respect.

 

[smileyhead]

No matter how limited in syllables you are, you still manage to drop these epic puns.

Respect.

Lad, whoa, hey hey hey,
That post was not a haiku!
What are you thinking?

 

[VinsCool]

Lad, whoa, hey hey hey,
That post was not a haiku!
What are you thinking?

I was so amazed.
I forgot the basic rule.
I'm very sorry.

 

[smileyhead]

I was so amazed.
I forgot the basic rule.
I'm very sorry.

I shall forgive you,
I'll be generous this time.
Don't screw up again.

 

[Deleted User]

ばかみたい、
真のハイカスは
日本語で。

Spoiler: Translations

True Haiku:
ばかみたい、
真のハイカスは
日本語で。

Literal English:
What an idiot,
true haikus are
in Japanese.

English Haiku:
What an idiot,
true haikus must only be
native Japanese.

 

[Meteor7]

ばかみたい、
真のハイカスは
日本語で。

Spoiler: Translations

True Haiku:
ばかみたい、
真のハイカスは
日本語で。

Literal English:
What an idiot,
true haikus are
in Japanese.

English Haiku:
What an idiot,
true haikus must only be
native Japanese.

That last line has only 4 syllables, amigo.

Wait, excuse me:

本当違う
4つの音節よ
バカ外人

 

[Deleted User]

That last line has only 4 syllables, amigo.

あらいやだ！
捕まえなかった
その間違い？

Spoiler: Translations

True Haiku:
あらいやだ！
捕まえなかった
その間違い？

Literal English:
Oh no!
Did not even catch
that mistake?

English Haiku:
Oh, no! How did I
not even catch that simple,
yet glaring mistake?

 

[VinsCool]

Not a musician.
With a Atari chiptune,
I may be excused.

 

[SG854]

Xathya is Mental
Learn to speak English retard
Ugh, No one likes you

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I'm only Joking
Xathya is actually cool
He gets all the girls