How do you remove dog shit from your shoes?

[WiiUBricker]

Today was a day. My shoes are ragged at the bottom and there is sticky shit everywhere on my left shoe. How are you supposed to clean it without throwing up? I tried water with soap and brushed it with an old toothbrush but it’s too sticky and the smell is horrible. Goddammit dogs shitting everywhere and you can’t see when it’s dark. I’m so close to dumping my shoes in the trash can

 

[VinsCool]

Gloves, soap, gas mask, old linen clothe you can throw away afterwards.
Brush vigorously under hot water, and then use the linen clothe to remove all the shit from it.

Or if you could actually man up just take a good breath, and keep brushing under current water until there is no more shit.

 

[dpad_5678]

High pressure hose?

 

[Chary]

Just give it up, man. They're gone, burn them and let them rest.

Euuugh. My dad used to use a water hose, spray it onto the shoes from afar, then scrub the rest off with a toothbrush and soap

 

[Polopop123]

Lick it off and you’ll be fine and dandy

 

[SG854]

Just give it up, man. They're gone, burn them and let them rest.

Euuugh. My dad used to use a water hose, spray it onto the shoes from afar, then scrub the rest off with a toothbrush and soap

I hope he doesn't brush his teeth with the same brush.

 

[morvoran]

I use disposable butter knives or forks. Scrapes off the poo good and gets into the cracks. Cheaper and more sanitary than using metal ones.

 

[SG854]

Lick it off and you’ll be fine and dandy

EWWWW. And have shit on his teeth.

He'll be doing a lot of shit talking after that.

 

[dpad_5678]

I hope he doesn't brush his teeth with the same brush.

I kinda low-key hope he did.

/s

 

[SG854]

I kinda low-key hope he did.

/s

It'll be more scary if he got his brushes mixed up.

 

[mgrev]

I kinda low-key hope he did.

/s

it's okay as long as you brush the teeth first, then the shoe. Obviously throw it away later. a Toothbrush isn't so expensive these days fortunately

 

[Futurdreamz]

Wipe it on nearby grass or snow.

 

[SG854]

Why is the poop emoji steaming?

I have never seen poop release its own gas.
My dogs poop bakes in the sun and it never does that.

 

[KiiWii]

I used to use a stick to dig it out and grass and water to stomp and shuffle the rest off.

 

[Sonic Angel Knight]

As mean as it sounds, you are gonna have to hold that "L" for the rest of your life. Get rid of it. Seriously, you clean it up if you manage to do so, then what, keep wearing them like it never happened? It will haunt you, not to mention you walking places with them, you won't tell no one but you'll know and maybe think about it again, and is just gonna keep coming back. Only people who understand that, had the same situation will get it but, best to get new pair.

If you really want to clean them, get some serious disinfectant, some super strong scented soap, some of that ajax powder commet, latex gloves, and super abrasive sponge or brillo pad, find a leaking fire hydrant and get to work.

 

[Deleted User]

Are you sure it's dog shit and not raccoon shit?

Because, uh, about that...

 

[EddieEddie90]

Blame it on the owners of those shitting dogs. They should take them to shit on a place where nobody walks, maybe on the grass but even that way people could just walk over it without even noticing. Fuck people.

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Why is the poop emoji steaming?

I have never seen poop release its own gas.
My dogs poop bakes in the sun and it never does that.

Funny thing is, it actually does, but its more often when the weather is cold.

 

[Futurdreamz]

Why is the poop emoji steaming?

I have never seen poop release its own gas.
My dogs poop bakes in the sun and it never does that.

Take your dog for a walk when it's way below freezing outside.

 

[Jayro]

I'm a Walmart janitor, so I know shit is shitty. To clean dog shit off my shoes, I not only have access to a high-pressure hot water hose, but also a high-pressure air compressor. I usually scrape off what I can by hand (With doubled-up gloves on), then use the air compressor to blow out as many chunks as I can from the crevices, followed by the blasting hot water to get the rest and sterilize.

 

[Deleted User]

I'm a Walmart janitor, so I know shit is shitty. To clean dog shit off my shoes, I Nnot only have access to a high-pressure hot water hose, but also a high-pressure air compressor. I usually scrape off what I can by hand (With doubled-up gloves on), then use the air compressor to blow out as many chunks as I can from the crevices, followed by the blasting hot water to get the rest and sterilize.

Out of morbid curiosity, how does shit get into Wal-Mart in the first place?