Worst idea ever

[Noctosphere]

So i went in my bed with a bag of chips and my nintendo switch
Actually, it was really chip, it waz hickory sticks
I realised my switch had no cartridge in it. I honnestly dont know why
So i took my zelda box where i put all my switch cartridge and put zelda botw in my switch
So, i boot my.switch. i start a new game of botw, since i havent played it for a while
Right after, i grab a couple of hickory sticks and put them in my mouth.
Then i realised i did all these action with my right hand.
Worst idea ever
Like if you understand

 

[jimmyj]

Hope you enjoyed the taste of Nsw cartridge in your mouth

 

[H1B1Esquire]

That probably isn't the worst idea ever.
This ranks above pretzels+cartridge+bed

 

[DRAGONBALLVINTAGE]

That probably isn't the worst idea ever.
This ranks above pretzels+cartridge+bed

Thats lemonade

 

[H1B1Esquire]

Thats lemonade

I don't know--she could have drank a lot of water and gone a couple times...she could also have some other ___ going on with that for extra ____.

 

[Noctosphere]

That probably isn't the worst idea ever.
This ranks above pretzels+cartridge+bed

What intrigues me is why does she has a child head on her couch

 

[H1B1Esquire]

What intrigues me is why does she has a child head on her couch

Yeah, it's a little odd that the pillow doesn't look large enough to sleep on comfortably, so what would you do with it? Though, if you're drinking your own pee, I guess nonsensical things are just part of a "normal" day.

I also wonder if she has a baby, does she breast feed--that seems to be unhealthy for the child....unless that's why she has that pillow

 

[Noctosphere]

Actually, about urine drinking, i heard you can drink it between 2 and 3 times before it gets toxic. So its perfect when your lost in the desert for exemple

 

[H1B1Esquire]

Actually, about urine drinking, i heard you can drink it between 2 and 3 times before it gets toxic. So its perfect when your lost in the desert for exemple

I still wouldn't want to try it. I guess if I had been drinking beer/liquor all night and got really, really, lost in the desert, I'd consider it, but if you ever want to try

Spoiler: being a dick

take a can of beer, poke a hole in the bottom with a sharp knife, pee in the empty can, use a bead of solder to cover the puncture, and see if anyone notices they're drinking real piss water

, you'll see there's usually a strong reaction.


But I super only recommend if someone did something terrible to you, like killed your pet or jizzed on you while you were sleeping or something in those categories.

 

[jDSX]

This is gay