dirty joke thread

[drenal]

This is the dirty joke thread I'll start
A man walks into a bar and says "one drink please" and gets a glass of dirt
Get it? Dirty joke?

 

[iAqua]

This is the dirty joke thread I'll start
A man walks into a bar and says "one drink please" and gets a glass of dirt
Get it? Dirty joke?

Me: hey, how do you spell "me".
You: it's "m" "e"
Me: no, that's wrong, it's "m" "e" "d".
You: there's no "d" in me.
Me: not yet

 

[drenal]

Me: hey, how do you spell "me".
You: it's "m" "e"
Me: no, that's wrong, it's "m" "e" "d".
You: there's no "d" in me.
Me: not yet

Wrong kind of dirty joke my dude but I'll let it slide this time