Wife calls her husband at work...

[Thirty3Three]

"Windows froze. Can't get anything open"

Husband says, "happens sometimes in the winter. Get a bucket of warm water and dump it all over and it should open fine"

Wife calls back ten minutes later and says "computer's fucked."


Have a nice day.

 

[Dionicio3]

"Windows froze. Can't get anything open"

Husband says, "happens sometimes in the winter. Get a bucket of warm water and dump it all over and it should open fine"

Wife calls back ten minutes later and says "computer's fucked."


Have a nice day.

Booooooo

 

[Thirty3Three]

Booooooo

:'(

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How about this one?

Why is the ocean indecisive?


... Because it's not shoooooooooooooore.

 

[Dionicio3]

:'(

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How about this one?

Why is the ocean indecisive?


... Because it's not shoooooooooooooore.

BOOOOOOOOO

 

[Thirty3Three]

BOOOOOOOOO

what do you call a guy who never farts in public?


... a private tutor

 

[Dionicio3]

what do you call a guy who never farts in public?


... a private tutor

You suck at shitposting

 

[Thirty3Three]

You suck at shitposting

no wait, but there's more...

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what happened to the frog that parked illegally?

... he got toad

 

[Dionicio3]

no wait, but there's more...

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what happened to the frog that parked illegally?

... he got toad

wew stealing your jokes from Reddit

 

[Thirty3Three]

wew stealing your jokes from Reddit

shhh.... Reddit doesn't have to know... wait there's more...

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... actually, there's not more. These all kind of suck...

 

[Dionicio3]

shhh.... Reddit doesn't have to know... wait there's more...

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... actually, there's not more. These all kind of suck...

What do you expect, it's Reddit

 

[Thirty3Three]

What do you expect, it's Reddit

SOOOOOOO much more.

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what is 1+1?

 

[Dionicio3]

SOOOOOOO much more.

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what is 1+1?

My warning level

 

[Thirty3Three]

My warning level

what's my warning level minus yours?

 

[Dionicio3]

what's my warning level minus yours?

Idk

 

[Thirty3Three]

Idk

let's keep it that way

 

[Dionicio3]

let's keep it that way

*reports*
Nah jk

 

[Thirty3Three]

*reports*
Nah jk

ily<3

 

[Dionicio3]

ily<3

Gey

Ily2