I just had a genius idea, could it make me rich?

[Seliph]

Okay just hear me out guys.
Let's say you're going to Papa John's with the boys and you want some pizza. You order some good ass pizza and you and the boys sit down, stomachs rumbling. Ten minutes pass. "Hey ya'll! Pizza's ready!" you hear. If words could be emotions, those words would be pure euphoria. Your man Tony runs up to the counter, he picks up that goddamn hot slice and brings it over.
You look at that pizza.
You want that pizza.
Damn that's some fine ass pizza.
You take a bite.
"CRUUUUUUUNCH"
Shit, man, that didn't sound good, I think you broke your tooth on that pizza. You recoil in horror and look at your slice. "FUCK!" Your man Tony yells. "I forgot pizza has bones in it and I just broke my goddamn tooth!" Murmurs of agreement come out of every mouth including yours.
Dental bills.
You need a new tooth.
How the hell you gonna get that money? Ain't nobody got enough money for that, you're in college.

Now, what if this whole problem could be fixed?
Introducing...
Boneless Pizza™
How has no one though of this before?
What do you guys think of my boneless pizza idea? Will it be successful?

 

[Pyra]

Okay just hear me out guys.
Let's say you're going to Papa John's with the boys and you want some pizza. You order some good ass pizza and you and the boys sit down, stomachs rumbling. Ten minutes pass. "Hey ya'll! Pizza's ready!" you hear. If words could be emotions, those words would be pure euphoria. Your man Tony runs up to the counter, he picks up that goddamn hot slice and brings it over.
You look at that pizza.
You want that pizza.
Damn that's some fine ass pizza.
You take a bite.
"CRUUUUUUUNCH"
Shit, man, that didn't sound good, I think you broke your tooth on that pizza. You recoil in horror and look at your slice. "FUCK!" Your man Tony yells. "I forgot pizza has bones in it and I just broke my goddamn tooth!" Murmurs of agreement come out of every mouth including yours.
Dental bills.
You need a new tooth.
How the hell you gonna get that money? Ain't nobody got enough money for that, you're in college.

Now, what if this whole problem could be fixed?
Introducing...
Boneless Pizza[emoji769]
How has no one though of this before?
What do you guys think of my boneless pizza idea? Will it be successful?

glad someone finally thought of this my teeth will thank you for years if you do this

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[Noctosphere]

pizza without bones arent pizza

 

[Seliph]

pizza without bones arent pizza

Yeah but you don't want to break your teeth on pizza bones so boneless pizza > pizza

 

[Noctosphere]

Yeah but you don't want to break your teeth on pizza bones so boneless pizza > pizza

actually, pizza needs more bones
so
boner pizza > pizza > boneless pizza

 

[Seliph]

actually, pizza needs more bones
so
boner pizza > pizza > boneless pizza

Oh shit you're right my bad

 

[H1B1Esquire]

This is why I frozen pizza. Even Firebaked by Red Baron ranks on the top 5 best frozen 'za's.

"This was my first, & probably last time I have ordered from Papa John's. my husband found this bone in the first slice he ate. We have never found a bone in our pizzas in the past from anywhere. First of all to have a manager named Cody tell me the bone I would find in our pizzas would be chicken bones & they are t that big" i tried advising him the bone was not small & my husband said it looks like a middle bone from a piece of ham. The pictures below show the bone. I advised Cody my husband does not want to leave the house again to which he replied "well it's not going to be a free pizza without any proof" I told him I will bring it in the morning to which he said "I won't be here in the morning & you have to bring the pizza back to show me proof" I said "well we have already eaten a couple pieces" he then tells me to "stop eating it & bring back what is left. So I had one piece, my husband just finished his 3rd piece & im not allowed to eat any more & I AM THE ONE who was starving!! Thank you for the amazing customer service! I will be bringing the pizza & the bone to the daytime manager Mike. Thank you for making sure I never deal with Papa Johns again Cody!

Sincerely Jessica"
https://www.facebook.com/Papa-Johns-Pizza-474661166014431/

 

[Subtle Demise]

Okay just hear me out guys.
Let's say you're going to Papa John's with the boys and you want some pizza. You order some good ass pizza and you and the boys sit down, stomachs rumbling. Ten minutes pass. "Hey ya'll! Pizza's ready!" you hear. If words could be emotions, those words would be pure euphoria. Your man Tony runs up to the counter, he picks up that goddamn hot slice and brings it over.
You look at that pizza.
You want that pizza.
Damn that's some fine ass pizza.
You take a bite.
"CRUUUUUUUNCH"
Shit, man, that didn't sound good, I think you broke your tooth on that pizza. You recoil in horror and look at your slice. "FUCK!" Your man Tony yells. "I forgot pizza has bones in it and I just broke my goddamn tooth!" Murmurs of agreement come out of every mouth including yours.
Dental bills.
You need a new tooth.
How the hell you gonna get that money? Ain't nobody got enough money for that, you're in college.

Now, what if this whole problem could be fixed?
Introducing...
Boneless Pizza™
How has no one though of this before?
What do you guys think of my boneless pizza idea? Will it be successful?

I'll make an offer:
I'll give you your $250,000, but I want a $2 royalty on every boneless pizza sold until I recoup my 250,000, at which point the royalty will drop down to 75 cents in perpetuity. You get to keep 100% of your business and I still make money!
So what's it gonna be? Are you going to accept my offer or not?

 

[Dionicio3]

Boneless Boners

 

[Seliph]

I'll make an offer:
I'll give you your $250,000, but I want a $2 royalty on every boneless pizza sold until I recoup my 250,000, at which point the royalty will drop down to 75 cents in perpetuity. You get to keep 100% of your business and I still make money!
So what's it gonna be? Are you going to accept my offer or not?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Subtle Demise]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

So what are you going to do? I'm the only shark even interested. Are you going to take the offer or are you going to walk out of here with nothing?

 

[Seliph]

So what are you going to do? I'm the only shark even interested. Are you going to take the offer or are you going to walk out of here with nothing?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh