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i'll ask a serious question, then someone answers it and asks another serious question.

if i eat myself, will i become twice as big or disappear completely?
 

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if i eat myself, will i become twice as big or disappear completely?

Do you know https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_Theseus ? You could remove a few organs and eat them while replacing them with donors. Sadly, you'd have to ask to what extent you want to eat yourself, which includes your intestines and sexual organs. You'll be eating a dick, literally. You could get the turds out with an enema and clean yourself like a tripe dish. There are also parts of a human that aren't edible.

When you finally get to your brain (assuming you saved eating the vital parts of your stomach for last), you would have to eat the parts that aren't vital, but after that, you'd probably lose the will to eat more of yourself.

You could definitely eat your lower-half and most of your arms.


Question: If you don't believe in your own soul, would you kindly relinquish yours to me?
 
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EWWWW he just cum in my mouth

This was an article I was reading earlier because Cosmopolitan is a hilarious cancer to the psyche of misinformed females.

"Because of its slightly alkaline pH, Fosnight said healthy semen should have an "ammonia or bleach-like kind of a smell," and will taste a bit sweet (because of the fructose) and salty — like the perfect trail mix, in drinkable liquid form, straight out of a penis!"

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8459063/semen-is-it-normal/
 

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if i eat myself, will i become twice as big or disappear completely?
You will create a spacetime-continuum distortion, generating a super massive black hole, annihilating the entire universe, even other dimensions.
 
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